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No.Are there any Rats players with impressive qooty skills?
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No.Are there any Rats players with impressive qooty skills?
who?It seems Collingwood has remembered how to football!!!
One of the best things about Alzheimer's is that you're always meeting new people.who?
APRIL FOOLS Furies swine.BREAKING
I want to be open and honest: I am not deserving of my hall of fame status, let alone the immortal status I pretend to crave.
For years, I have played in the Sweet FA, hogging the FF position over more deserving opponents. I’ve retired a couple of times and changed clubs a league record 12 times, all signs of a player who is burnt out and not able to consistently perform.
I came into this league and enjoyed it. I was moved to FF by my captain of the time, EBIAC, and got a taste of it. I created a persona that had the arrogance/strut/swagger of a big forward - Warwick Capper sort of style. Escapism, I suppose. A completely different persona to what and who I really am.
Over time, I became sick of it. But the schtick stuck. I was known for it. Remembered for it. The egotistical persona with a hint of antagonism when required was sort of craved by some. But it felt like a performance. It felt like a job. It led to some retirements and some burn outs.
And yet I keep coming back to this place, slowly notching up goals through longevity and position occupying.
The truth is, I don’t even care for 1000 goals. I couldn’t care less about my position in the hall of fame or any future move to immortal. There are far more deserving posters.
I’m done with the egotistical persona. I’m so bloody over it. It’s felt like a trap. Well I’m breaking free. I’m dropping the act from now on.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they would crack eachother up
BREAKING
I want to be open and honest: I am not deserving of my hall of fame status, let alone the immortal status I pretend to crave.
For years, I have played in the Sweet FA, hogging the FF position over more deserving opponents. I’ve retired a couple of times and changed clubs a league record 12 times, all signs of a player who is burnt out and not able to consistently perform.
I came into this league and enjoyed it. I was moved to FF by my captain of the time, EBIAC, and got a taste of it. I created a persona that had the arrogance/strut/swagger of a big forward - Warwick Capper sort of style. Escapism, I suppose. A completely different persona to what and who I really am.
Over time, I became sick of it. But the schtick stuck. I was known for it. Remembered for it. The egotistical persona with a hint of antagonism when required was sort of craved by some. But it felt like a performance. It felt like a job. It led to some retirements and some burn outs.
And yet I keep coming back to this place, slowly notching up goals through longevity and position occupying.
The truth is, I don’t even care for 1000 goals. I couldn’t care less about my position in the hall of fame or any future move to immortal. There are far more deserving posters.
I’m done with the egotistical persona. I’m so bloody over it. It’s felt like a trap. Well I’m breaking free. I’m dropping the act from now on.
APRIL FOOLS Furies swine.
I’m the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.
6+ and a win this week.
If I wanted a hack I would’ve asked the Furies if I could borrow one.Phew! For a minute there I thought you had been hacked.![]()
I think I’ll even get this framed to replace my wedding photos. It’s probably worth the divorceThey’re an imposing team. I thought they’d go backwards a bit this year. How wrong I appear to be.
Are there any Rats players with impressive qooty skills?
But isn’t that the one you pick your nose with?Breakfast in the
I can type with one finger!
Well both clubs pretty much already have the same coach considering Nicks is a Hinkley disciple.Seeing it's April Fools Day, it might be a pertinent time to mention a prank on Adelaide radio a number of years ago. A local station spread the rumour on air (on April 1) that Port and the Crows would be merging into one club. The language uttered by many irate callers to the station can't be repeated here............
What about the recent talk of a merger between the Furies and Gumbies in the superior league?Seeing it's April Fools Day, it might be a pertinent time to mention a prank on Adelaide radio a number of years ago. A local station spread the rumour on air (on April 1) that Port and the Crows would be merging into one club. The language uttered by many irate callers to the station can't be repeated here............
Yeah but Nicks wouldn’t dare drink Diet CokeWell both clubs pretty much already have the same coach considering Nicks is a Hinkley disciple.