Robertio
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Now you'll need one more lol.Shut the * up. I want a tie/draw/come even stevens with you.
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Now you'll need one more lol.Shut the * up. I want a tie/draw/come even stevens with you.
FineNow you'll need one more lol.
Well done Iva Bigun six goals mate. We have another Sticks Kernahan on our hands here!
You need to give us a rendition of this now mate.
Well done Iva Bigun six goals mate. We have another Sticks Kernahan on our hands here!
You need to give us a rendition of this now mate.
****ing rain again.Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
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Match commencing shortly ... CIW v OOB
Rich (BB code):OOB toxic Purple7x08_24 SBYM Wickzki Bonz Iva Bigun spudmaster Dinsdale CursingFijian fumbler Robertio Ace Rimmer FootyGuy13 zackah Ocha905 Mrs Turbo U2tigers kenneyswarriors Agent93 Reginald Perrin Freofalcon TJohn Elton Johns Wig Irish BlueBagger Piggy Smalls The Filth Wizard TubbsFarquhar FireKrakouer BRAB Hoos CIW CIW Foll : pantskyle, Tonga Bob, TheInjuryFactory OOB Foll : Tigerturbulance, Braklet, Fleabane CIW INT : Mofra, Mesc OOB INT : Wacky Tiger, captain blood 17
PLAYERS TO WATCH :
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS: zackah Agent93 pantskyle Tonga Bob Mofra
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC: Irish BlueBagger U2tigers Fleabane
[RD 13], Conditions for this match - RAINY
42-0 WOW - hope it keeps pissing down for the rest of the match.1 : 13.21 {rW} - Nobody's checking kenneyswarriors.
1 : 13.27 {C} - He involves U2tigers in the play.
1 : 13.31 {rHFF} - Sees Ace Rimmer ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 13.37 {rHFF} - CursingFijian is third man up and takes it easily.
1 : 13.41 {lHBF} - CursingFijian breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 13.45 {lHBF} - In the back.
1 : 13.52 {lHFF} - fumbler with the ball now.
1 : 13.56 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to Braklet.
1 : 14.02 {rHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards Ace Rimmer.
1 : 14.06 {rHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 14.1 {rHFF} - Ace Rimmer does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 14.16 {FF} - Bonz makes an offer.
1 : 14.21 {FF} - Bonz is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 14.26 {FB} - The ball is now with Purple7x08_24.
1 : 14.31 {CHB} - Quick hands to Tonga Bob.
1 : 14.35 {lW} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 14.41 {lW} - No mark taken as Ocha905 and kenneyswarriors wrestle for position.
1 : 14.45 {C} - U2tigers has a paddock.
1 : 14.51 {rHFF} - Boots the ball toward Ace Rimmer.
1 : 14.55 {rHFF} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 15.01 {lHBF} - CursingFijian through heavy traffic.
1 : 15.06 {lHBF} - Finds pantskyle with a handball.
1 : 15.1 {CHB} - A wild kick laterally towards Dinsdale.
1 : 15.16 {CHB} - Shocking kick and Robertio will take the mark.
1 : 15.2 {CHF} - Robertio looks downfield.
1 : 15.26 {CHF} - Robertio has a bounce.
1 : 15.31 {CHF} - No-look handpass to Braklet.
1 : 15.35 {CHF} - Braklet is tackled beautifully by Tonga Bob.
1 : 15.41 {CHB} - With the ball is Dinsdale.
1 : 15.45 {CHB} - Huge bump by Robertio on Dinsdale.
1 : 15.51 {CHF} - The bounce favours Robertio and he is off and running.
1 : 15.55 {lFP} - Kicks to a contest - Wickzki looks to get to thre front.
1 : 16.01 {lFP} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 16.06 {rBP} - toxic looks downfield.
1 : 16.1 {CHB} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 16.16 {CHB} - But the kick goes straight to Robertio.
1 : 16.2 {CHF} - Robertio has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 16.26 {rFP} - A hospital kick.
1 : 16.3 {rFP} - Iva Bigun can't take it.
1 : 16.34 {rBP} - toxic dances around Wickzki.
1 : 16.4 {lBP} - SBYM screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 16.45 {lBP} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 16.51 {rFP} - Iva Bigun looks downfield.
1 : 16.55 {rFP} - Surely Iva Bigun wouldn't miss this.
1 : 17.01 {rFP} - Iva Bigun gives some to the crowd after that goal.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 0.0.0
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC : 6.0.36
1 : 17.05 {C} - Long tap from pantskyle.
1 : 17.16 {rW} - FootyGuy13 weaves through the congestion.
1 : 17.19 - <<< Piggy Smalls is coming on to replace Mofra >>>
1 : 17.3 {rW} - Not enough pressure on FootyGuy13.
1 : 17.34 {C} - He kicks sideways towards zackah.
1 : 17.4 {C} - zackah takes the mark one-handed.
1 : 17.45 {C} - zackah slowing down the play.
1 : 17.51 {rW} - FootyGuy13 on the end of this.
1 : 17.55 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running Freofalcon.
1 : 18.01 {lHFF} - Handballs over the top to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 18.05 {FF} - A short kick to The Filth Wizard.
1 : 18.09 {FF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 18.15 {FB} - BRAB takes off.
1 : 18.19 {lHBF} - The kick seeks out TJohn.
1 : 18.25 {lHBF} - Over the head of TJohn.
1 : 18.3 {lHBF} - TJohn streaming down the ground.
1 : 18.34 {rW} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 18.4 {rW} - kenneyswarriors and Ocha905 both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 18.45 {rW} - kenneyswarriors sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 18.51 {lHFF} - Pumps it long for fumbler.
1 : 18.55 {lHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 18.58 {rHBF} - spudmaster scoops up the ball.
1 : 19.05 {C} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 19.09 {C} - Nice grab by zackah.
1 : 19.15 {C} - zackah has possession.
1 : 19.19 {lW} - Ocha905 screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 19.25 {lW} - kenneyswarriors floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 19.3 {rW} - Nobody's checking kenneyswarriors.
1 : 19.34 {rHFF} - Quick hands to Braklet.
1 : 19.4 {CHF} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 19.44 {CHF} - Robertio gets too far under the ball.
1 : 19.5 {CHF} - Robertio with a little space.
1 : 19.54 {CHF} - Huge handpass to Braklet. As good as a kick.
1 : 19.58 {FF} - A measured kick in the direction of Bonz.
1 : 20.04 {FF} - Purple7x08_24 gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 20.08 {FB} - Purple7x08_24 wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 20.15 {FB} - Purple7x08_24 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 20.19 {lBP} - He kicks across the ground towards SBYM.
1 : 20.25 {lBP} - SBYM can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 20.29 {rFP} - Iva Bigun with some space now.
1 : 20.33 {rFP} - Iva Bigun lines up the sticks.
1 : 20.4 {rFP} - What a goal.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 0.0.0
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC : 7.0.42
1 : 20.44 {C} - Big tap from pantskyle.
1 : 20.54 {C} - zackah fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 20.58 {rHFF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Agent93 and TJohn.
1 : 21.04 {rHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 21.08 {rHBF} - Irish BlueBagger through heavy traffic.
1 : 21.15 {lHBF} - He elects to use TJohn and kicks in that direction.
1 : 21.19 {lHBF} - TJohn at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
1 : 21.25 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking TJohn.
1 : 21.29 {CHB} - Handballs over the top to Elton Johns Wig.
1 : 21.33 {lHBF} - He involves TJohn in the play.
1 : 21.39 {C} - He spots an option and kicks to U2tigers.
1 : 21.43 {C} - U2tigers is outmarked by zackah.
1 : 21.5 {C} - zackah wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 21.53 {lHFF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 21.58 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger is in the way and will mark.
1 : 22.04 {rHBF} - Irish BlueBagger has possession.
1 : 22.08 {lW} - Hurried kick towards Mrs Turbo.
1 : 22.15 {lW} - FootyGuy13 gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 22.18 {lW} - Nobody's checking Mrs Turbo.
1 : 22.25 {rW} - An underground handpass to kenneyswarriors.
1 : 22.29 {lHFF} - Pumps it long for fumbler.
1 : 22.32 {lHFF} - Top mark spudmaster.
1 : 22.39 {lHBF} - CursingFijian weaves through the congestion.
1 : 22.43 {lHBF} - Ace Rimmer sews CursingFijian up in a fantastic tackle.
1 : 22.47 {CHF} - Who wants it? Robertio does. Great stuff.
1 : 22.53 - <<< Wacky Tiger is coming on to replace FireKrakouer >>>
1 : 23.04 {CHF} - The bounce favours Robertio and he is off and running.
1 : 23.08 {lHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards fumbler.
1 : 23.14 {lHFF} - That's a great mark.
1 : 23.18 {lHFF} - fumbler wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 23.22 {lHFF} - The coach is on the blower....
1 : 23.28 - <<< Tigerturbulance is trading places with Fleabane >>>
1 : 23.38 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking fumbler.
1 : 23.43 {lHFF} - fumbler tries to sell some candy to spudmaster who says 'thank you very much'.
1 : 23.47 {rHBF} - spudmaster looking for a lead.
1 : 23.53 {rHBF} - Crunching tackle by fumbler.
1 : 23.57 {lHFF} - So fumbler ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 24.04 {CHF} - An underground handpass to Robertio.
1 : 24.08 {CHF} - Robertio takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 24.14 {FF} - Another bounce taken by Robertio.
1 : 24.18 {FF} - Purple7x08_24 thinks that was deliberate and the umpires agree with him.
1 : 24.22 {FB} - Nobody's checking Purple7x08_24.
1 : 24.28 {rHBF} - He rewards the spudmaster lead.
1 : 24.32 {rHBF} - The ball drops short of spudmaster.
1 : 24.38 {lHFF} - fumbler has it.
1 : 24.43 {FF} - A long pass towards Bonz.
1 : 24.49 {FF} - Purple7x08_24 upset the marking attempt by Bonz.
1 : 24.53 {FB} - Purple7x08_24 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 24.57 {rBP} - Quick hands to toxic.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 0.0.0
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC : 7.0.42
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Bono sing us a song mate.******* rain again.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 0.0.0
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC : 13.4.82
Hate whats the highest score racked up before the other team has scored?CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 0.0.0
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC : 13.4.82
Nice to kick a bag, I could feel it in my loins today, they were firm and fruityshows you that good training results in good results
credit to you Iva Bigun for learning your qoal kicking craft and getting a bag full today
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Holy snapping duck shit!!!4 : 14 {lW} - Mrs Turbo scoops up the ball.
4 : 14.06 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 14.1 {CHF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Robertio.
4 : 14.16 {CHF} - Top mark Ocha905.
4 : 14.21 {lHBF} - CursingFijian threads his way through traffic.
4 : 14.25 {CHB} - He kicks across the ground towards Ocha905.
4 : 14.31 {CHB} - Ocha905 sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
4 : 14.35 {CHB} - With the ball is Ocha905.
4 : 14.41 {CHB} - Robertio sews him up!.
4 : 14.45 {CHF} - Robertio looks downfield.
4 : 14.49 {CHF} - Robertio got into the back of Ocha905.
4 : 14.55 {CHB} - Ocha905 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 15 {rHBF} - He elects to use spudmaster and kicks in that direction.
4 : 15.06 {rHBF} - But fumbler is standing in the way and marks.
4 : 15.1 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking fumbler.
4 : 15.16 {rHFF} - Spears a kick towards Ace Rimmer.
4 : 15.21 {rHFF} - Ace Rimmer spills the mark.
4 : 15.24 {rHFF} - A bit of space for Ace Rimmer to utilise.
4 : 15.31 {rHFF} - That looks pretty close ....
4 : 15.35 {rHFF} - Terrible kick off the boot... six points for effectiveness though.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 5.1.31
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC : 19.6.120
4 : 15.41 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Fleabane.
4 : 15.49 {rW} - Now captain blood 17 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 15.55 {lHFF} - A measured kick in the direction of fumbler.
4 : 16 {lHFF} - Over the head of fumbler.
4 : 16.06 {CHB} - Ocha905 scoops up the ball.
4 : 16.1 {rHBF} - An underground handpass to spudmaster.
4 : 16.14 {C} - He kicks to a contest.
4 : 16.2 {C} - zackah can't mark. U2tigers can.
4 : 16.24 {C} - U2tigers assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : 16.3 {rHFF} - Hurried kick towards Ace Rimmer.
4 : 16.34 {rHFF} - Ace Rimmer can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 16.38 {lHBF} - CursingFijian has a paddock.
4 : 16.45 {C} - Hoofs it forward..
4 : 16.49 {C} - zackah is outmarked by U2tigers.
4 : 16.55 {rW} - Nobody's checking captain blood 17.
4 : 16.59 {rW} - captain blood 17 is crunched in a tackle.
4 : 17.05 {lW} - With the ball is Dinsdale.
4 : 17.09 {lW} - That's a fantasic tackle by captain blood 17.
4 : 17.13 {rW} - captain blood 17 has a paddock.
4 : 17.19 {rW} - That's a monster kick ....
4 : 17.24 {rW} - captain blood 17 has missed.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 5.1.31
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC : 19.7.121
4 : 17.34 {FB} - SBYM has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 17.38 {FB} - SBYM dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 17.45 {CHB} - He has another one.
4 : 17.49 {rW} - Kicks in the direction of Reginald Perrin.
4 : 17.55 {rW} - Mrs Turbo reckons he got a touch to that but the umpire's having none of it. Mark to Reginald Perrin.
4 : 17.59 {rW} - Reginald Perrin has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 18.05 - <<< TJohn is coming on to replace Iva Bigun >>>
4 : 18.13 {rW} - Now Reginald Perrin has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 18.19 {rW} - He has a bounce.
4 : 18.23 {lHFF} - A hospital kick.
4 : 18.3 {lHFF} - Shocking kick and Irish BlueBagger will take the mark.
4 : 18.34 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking Wacky Tiger.
4 : 18.38 {lHBF} - Someone call a dentist. Wacky Tiger has run into Agent93 and is hurting.
4 : 18.45 {lHFF} - Mesc wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 18.48 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 18.55 {CHF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 18.58 {CHF} - Elton Johns Wig applies the tackle on Freofalcon.
4 : 19.05 {lHBF} - Wacky Tiger takes them on.
4 : 19.09 {lHBF} - Braklet receives his handpass.
4 : 19.13 {C} - A measured kick to U2tigers.
4 : 19.19 {C} - U2tigers has one two three bites of the cherry and it's paid.
4 : 19.23 {C} - U2tigers with the ball now.
4 : 19.3 {CHF} - Gives the ball to Braklet.
4 : 19.34 {CHF} - Great bump by Tonga Bob. Braklet has not moved.
4 : 19.38 {rHBF} - spudmaster picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 19.44 {rHBF} - Passes to pantskyle by hand.
4 : 19.48 {CHB} - He kicks across the ground towards Ocha905.
4 : 19.54 {CHB} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 19.58 {CHF} - The bounce favours Robertio and he is off and running.
4 : 20.04 {FF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Bonz.
4 : 20.08 {FF} - Purple7x08_24 claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 20.13 {FF} - Bonz slowing down the play.
4 : 20.19 {FF} - Bonz from point blank range.
4 : 20.23 {FF} - Tapped through for a behind by Purple7x08_24.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 5.1.31
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC : 19.8.122
4 : 20.34 {FB} - Purple7x08_24 has possession.
4 : 20.37 {FB} - A wild handball - but luckily TheInjuryFactory was well placed to clean up.
4 : 20.44 {FB} - Tonga Bob receives his handpass.
4 : 20.48 {rHBF} - A measured kick in the direction of spudmaster.
4 : 20.54 {rHBF} - spudmaster slips at the crucial moment and its marked by fumbler.
4 : 20.58 {CHF} - Robertio slowing down the play.
4 : 21.02 {lHFF} - fumbler receives his handpass.
4 : 21.08 {lHFF} - fumbler takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 21.13 {lHFF} - Braklet receives his handpass.
4 : 21.19 {rFP} - Sees TJohn ahead and sends it his way.
4 : 21.23 {rFP} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 21.29 {lBP} - SBYM looking for a lead.
4 : 21.33 {rHBF} - spudmaster takes off on a lead.
4 : 21.37 {rHBF} - Big mark by fumbler!.
4 : 21.43 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Robertio.
4 : 21.47 {lHFF} - Finds fumbler with a handball.
4 : 21.53 {rFP} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to TJohn.
4 : 21.58 {rFP} - SBYM floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
4 : 22.02 {rBP} - Mofra wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 22.08 - <<< toxic is coming on to replace Mesc >>>
4 : 22.18 {rBP} - Mofra slowing down the play.
4 : 22.22 {rBP} - What a tackle by Wickzki.
4 : 22.29 {rFP} - TJohn has it.
4 : 22.32 {rFP} - TJohn has a shot at goal.
4 : 22.37 {rFP} - That would have been Goal of the Year if it wasnt a behind..
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 5.1.31
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC : 19.9.123
4 : 22.47 {FB} - Now Mofra has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 22.53 {FB} - A quick handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 22.58 {lHBF} - CursingFijian and Ace Rimmer jostle for position.
4 : 23.02 {lHBF} - Edge out? Umpire doesn't think so. Mark to CursingFijian.
4 : 23.08 {lHBF} - CursingFijian has it.
4 : 23.12 {lHBF} - Ace Rimmer nearly lost the ability to tie up his shoelaces. CursingFijian gets done for kicking in danger.
4 : 23.18 {lHFF} - fumbler has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 23.22 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running Tigerturbulance.
4 : 23.28 {lHFF} - Great tackle on Tigerturbulance.
4 : 23.32 {rHBF} - spudmaster takes off.
4 : 23.37 {C} - A mongrel punt in the direction of zackah.
4 : 23.43 {C} - zackah stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..
4 : 23.47 {C} - zackah sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 23.53 {C} - Huge handpass to Tonga Bob. As good as a kick.
4 : 23.57 {CHF} - Huge handpass to Freofalcon. As good as a kick.
4 : 24.01 {CHF} - An underground handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 24.08 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to pantskyle.
4 : 24.12 {CHF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 24.18 {CHF} - A poor handpass but TheInjuryFactory is up to the challenge.
4 : 24.22 {CHF} - He gets a handpass to Freofalcon.
4 : 24.28 {CHF} - How far can you run son. He's gone.
4 : 24.32 {CHB} - Elton Johns Wig slowing down the play.
4 : 24.36 {CHB} - Passes to Tigerturbulance by hand.
4 : 24.43 {lHBF} - Wacky Tiger runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 24.47 {CHB} - He involves Elton Johns Wig in the play.
4 : 24.51 {rHBF} - Sees Irish BlueBagger out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 24.57 {rHBF} - Irish BlueBagger traps the ball beautifully.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 5.1.31
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC : 19.9.123
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Match Over!
We have training sessions?Thanks for posting MWPP, you're a gem!
Too good today OOB's. Good luck for the rest of the season.
C'mon Wazza's! Extra training session this week??
Toe to toe throughout, it could be argued that Tigerturbulance had the better game against pantskyle
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no surprises it was going to be a close one pantskyle, look forward to when I get to ruck you again
Your memory has your best interests at heart.Forgot the game was on, seems I wasn't the only one.
Your memory has your best interests at heart.
oh shit - hope he didnt miss me... cringe!Right troops i've organised a special guest speaker for the upcoming game. Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket will be giving us a pre game pep talk.
Don't anyone dare be late for this. He has no tolerance for lazy slackers!
Howdy to you TIF - me just in now...Moring.