Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 8 - Mount Buller Demons v East Side Phoenix @ Snow Dome

[Tarkyn_24]

No worries. I never read match threads anyway.

What?? You mean I’ve been spamming these things up with inane dribble for nothing?

 

[sausageroll]

I’m trying not to but I keep getting bypassed.

Has rover always been the hardest position to win disposals in?

Win disposals? If you stop thinking it's a lottery and actually go and get the ball, then...

 

[Bluelegs]

I'm still recovering from my Round 7ship hangover but will smash a couple of neurofen to get up for this game.

Ironic, it will be quite comparable to the characteristics of a certain mythical bird.

Griffin?

The bird I am referring to of course is the humble robin:

While not technically a mythical bird there certainly is an urban myth that the robins get drunk eating berries.

People notice them stumbling around thinking they are off their face but in fact they are just top-heavy.

 

[sante]

No. I'm not going to see anything. I'm not reading this thread.

But I think we'll win anyway.

I never read match threads either. Only posts made by Headless

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Win disposals? If you stop thinking it's a lottery and actually go and get the ball, then...

I have fundamentally misunderstood the competition. I have decided to retire.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

The bird I am referring to of course is the humble robin:

While not technically a mythical bird there certainly is an urban myth that the robins get drunk eating berries.

People notice them stumbling around thinking they are off their face but in fact they are just top-heavy.

I’ll have to remember your last paragraph next time I have a night out.

 

[sausageroll]

Too busy posting media threads for the EKA?

Yes. My one media thread for the EKA is still in production. Takes up most of my time. It's huge!

I'm not sure I'll ever get it finished.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Yes. My one media thread for the EKA is still in production. Takes up most of my time. It's huge!

I'm not sure I'll ever get it finished.

Is it Season 26 Tarkymetrics?

 

[Gralin]

Yes. My one media thread for the EKA is still in production. Takes up most of my time. It's huge!

I'm not sure I'll ever get it finished.

It's gonna be so ****ing sweet when you do though

 

[sausageroll]

What?? You mean I’ve been spamming these things up with inane dribble for nothing?

No. There's probably another reason...

 

[Bluelegs]

Not many pheonix around, and if I understand the rules of the SFA correctly if no Pheonix player posts in the first 15 minutes we legally win the game.

 

[sausageroll]

It's gonna be so ******* sweet when you do though

Sweet FA

 

[sausageroll]

Is it Season 26 Tarkymetrics?

Could've picked the All-SFA team exclusively on that data.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Not many pheonix around, and if I understand the rules of the SFA correctly if no Pheonix player posts in the first 15 minutes we legally win the game.

I think there’s a subrule where if they change their name to the Hippogriffs the counter resets though

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Could've picked the All-SFA team exclusively on that data.

Could’ve but we didn’t adjust for how good a friends every poster was with Ant Bear so our statistically based outcomes are null and void

 

[sausageroll]

Not many pheonix around, and if I understand the rules of the SFA correctly if no Pheonix player posts in the first 15 minutes we legally win the game.

Mobbs , food for thought in your next qooty update.

 

[sausageroll]

Could’ve but we didn’t adjust for how good a friends every poster was with Ant Bear so our statistically based outcomes are null and void

That was the one weighting you didn't think of.

 

[Mobbs]

Mobbs , food for thought in your next qooty update.

Member participation lies without the mandate of the simulator.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Hi Demons. Unfortunately the Phoenix can't make it this week, but luckily for you I'm going to fill in for their ENTIRE TEAM!

 

[Bluelegs]

Hi Demons. Unfortunately the Phoenix can't make it this week, but luckily for you I'm going to fill in for their ENTIRE TEAM!

Let me know when 20 questions starts.

 

[cooney]

Fire up

 

[serial_thrilla]

Let me know when 20 questions starts.

Now!

 

[Bluelegs]

Now!

Is it Headless?

 

[Gralin]

Now!

That's not a question

 

[PMBangers]

Hate thoughts on this week's opponent?