Official Match Thread Season 37, Grand Final - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at SFA Park

[Robertio]

idk man it would be pretty scary for checks notes toads form in you underpants hourly

Who wears undies these days?

 

[thewizardmelon]

idk man it would be pretty scary for checks notes toads form in you underpants hourly

You mean scary for the toads right? If they were to appear they’d just see a big snake*

*alledgedly

 

[thewizardmelon]

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Why does that rat look so scared?

 

[Robertio]

Why does that rat look so scared?

He has just realised he's lunch.

 

[damicky]

I’m writing to you from the future - leave now and join the OOB, before your wooden spook next year

Beware the wooden spook

It will give you splinters & scare you simultaneously

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

 

[thewizardmelon]

Beware the wooden spook

It will give you splinters & scare you simultaneously

I really shouldn’t Qooty and work, that’s the third time this week!

 

[Robertio]

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I better renew my passport.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Anyone watching the European championships in soccer? I'm going for the Netherlands in that. They would be my joint second favourite country in soccer along with Brazil.

My fave soccer team is Iceland when they flog the English.

 

[Dingster]

I better renew my passport.

I can help you with a flight and choice of parachute.

 

[Robertio]

I can help you with a flight and choice of parachute.

I'm a chicken mate, i went out and bought a pair of flippers, goggles and a snorkel, don't mention sharks either.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I'm a chicken mate, i went out and bought a pair of flippers, goggles and a snorkel, don't mention sharks either.

3 rules to swimming in the ocean!!

1/ Just make sure there is someone out just that little bit further than you.

2/ don’t piss in the ocean

3/ don’t wear red swimmers

 

[Robertio]

3 rules to swimming in the ocean!!

1/ Just make sure there is someone out just that little bit further than you.

2/ don’t piss in the ocean

3/ don’t wear red swimmers

You would get on well with Dingster, you both think you can fly.

 

[thewizardmelon]

3 rules to swimming in the ocean!!

1/ Just make sure there is someone out just that little bit further than you.

2/ don’t piss in the ocean

3/ don’t wear red swimmers

I’m always the 1) you’re looking for

 

[jackster83]

I can help you with a flight and choice of parachute.

"A safe landing or your money back"

 

[thewizardmelon]

"A safe landing or your money back"

Where do I sign?

 

[Chipmunk]

Anyone watching the European championships in soccer? I'm going for the Netherlands in that. They would be my joint second favourite country in soccer along with Brazil.

I got France in the work sweepstake, I might have a chance here!

 

[thewizardmelon]

I got France in the work sweepstake, I might have a chance here!

What a great get! I’ve got Spain, so not unhappy either

 

[Chipmunk]

What a great get! I’ve got Spain, so not unhappy either

People with Albania and Georgia asking me how they did

 

[DemurePrincess]

You would get on well with Dingster, you both think you can fly.

I can fly! After 2 wines

 

[jackster83]

Where do I sign?

Sign or sign your life away?

 

[philreich]

I can help you with a flight and choice of parachute.

"A safe landing or your money back"

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving probably isn't for you.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

That's only if Tigerturbulance caves in to the demands.

 

[philreich]

Old Boys in crisis.......

 

[damicky]

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving probably isn't for you.

It all depends what result you are looking for