Official Match Thread Season 37, Grand Final - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at SFA Park

[Dingster]

Old Boys in crisis.......

My kind of club! Mobbs the Old Boys are in disarray.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I’m always the 1) you’re looking for

Good! Shark fodder. Pick him! I swear he tastes heaps better than I do little sharkie!!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

3 rules to swimming in the ocean!!

1/ Just make sure there is someone out just that little bit further than you.

2/ don’t piss in the ocean

3/ don’t wear red swimmers

Just one rule needed-

RULE 1 - swim faster then the person closest to the sharks

 

[DemurePrincess]

Just one rule needed-

RULE 1 - swim faster then the person closest to the sharks

You won’t need to swim faster bc he’s bobbing up and down waiting for his legs to be chewed! You’re standing in ankle deep water with the other smart people!

 

[thewizardmelon]

You won’t need to swim faster bc he’s bobbing up and down waiting for his legs to be chewed! You’re standing in ankle deep water with the other smart people!

It doesn’t count as getting in if it’s below your knees

 

[Mrs Turbo]

It doesn’t count as getting in if it’s below your knees

Knee deep counts if your hair gets wet

 

[thewizardmelon]

Old Boys in crisis.......

How’s that exactly? Premium list, premium facilities, know exactly how to make the big dance. Where’s the crisis?

 

[DemurePrincess]

It doesn’t count as getting in if it’s below your knees

WE HAVE HAD THIS CONVERSATION!!!!! If your toes are wet… consider it IN

 

[thewizardmelon]

Knee deep counts if your hair gets wet

Your hair goes to your knees?!?!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Knee deep counts if your hair gets wet

Woah! What?

 

[thewizardmelon]

WE HAVE HAD THIS CONVERSATION!!!!! If your toes are wet… consider it IN

 

[damicky]

Did I miss anything exciting today?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

WE HAVE HAD THIS CONVERSATION!!!!! If your toes are wet… consider it IN

 

[DemurePrincess]

Your hair goes to your knees?!?!

Just leave it mate ffs!!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Your hair goes to your knees?!?!

 

[DemurePrincess]

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Mmm! Each comment I come up with really isn’t appropriate!
This is all I have for this time slot

 

[thewizardmelon]

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Now THATS a look Mrs Turbo. Explains why Turbo married you

 

[DemurePrincess]

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Why did we get the ladder the other day? I could have climbed that bloody mane of yours and saved a shit load of time hey!

 

[thewizardmelon]

Why did we get the ladder the other day? I could have climb that bloody mane of yours and saved a shit load of time hey!

Because OOBs like being up the top of ladders

 

[thewizardmelon]

Did I miss anything exciting today?

Yes. Make sure to go through and read everything twice, do a welfare check on philreich and jackster83 and then proceed with caution.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Because OOBs like being up the top of ladders

We even have a kids game named after us.

Snakes and ladders!!

 

[jackster83]

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Meanwhile we've got Ratpunzel, the Rat princess.

 

[philreich]

Just one rule needed-

RULE 1 - swim faster then the person closest to the sharks

Try watching the movie Jaws backwards - it's the heart warming story of a shark who donates limbs to disabled people.

 

[Raz]

Meanwhile we've got Ratpunzel, the Rat princess.

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Mmm ratpunzel , another reason this rookie joined the Swamprats for next season

 

[damicky]

Meanwhile we've got Ratpunzel, the Rat princess.

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We are NOT Hampsters!