Official Match Thread Season 37, Grand Final - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at SFA Park

[okeydoke7]

Who is ready for my CV?

 

[Raz]

Who is ready for my CV?

Win a premiership and your cv will glow !

 

[okeydoke7]

Win a premiership and your cv will glow !

Already have one.

And over 1000 goals.


And a multitude of awards.

But let’s get back to the question.


WHO IS READY FOR MY CV!??!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Try watching the movie Jaws backwards - it's the heart warming story of a shark who donates limbs to disabled people.

And that movie is the exact reason why I make sure there are swimmers out further than me!

 

[damicky]

Already have one.

And over 1000 goals.


And a multitude of awards.

But let’s get back to the question.


WHO IS READY FOR MY CV!??!

 

[jackster83]

Who is ready for my CV?

 

[okeydoke7]

FIRE UP!

Get the parade going.

I need a marching band.

The crowds to flock.

CV INCOMING

 

[DemurePrincess]

FIRE UP!

Get the parade going.

I need a marching band.

The crowds to flock.

CV INCOMING

 

[okeydoke7]

This CV is so enormous it’s taken all my energy to compile it.

I’m worried it’ll exceed bandwidth.

CV posting time TBA

 

[philreich]

NEWS JUST IN - THERE HAS BEEN A SIGHTING OF A JOKE MARATHON: COMING SOON TO A GRAND FINAL MATCH THREAD NEAR YOU......

 

[Dingster]

You would get on well with Dingster, you both think you can fly.

Don't worry Rob. We can just walk.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Don't worry Rob. We can just walk.

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I’d make Robertio walk half way before I started to rock the shit out of that rope bridge!

 

[okeydoke7]

NEWS JUST IN - THERE HAS BEEN A SIGHTING OF A JOKE MARATHON: COMING SOON TO A GRAND FINAL MATCH THREAD NEAR YOU......

Are you just posting one Ophidian Old Boys poster per post? Is that the joke?

 

[Dingster]

I’d make Robertio walk half way before I started to rock the shit out of that rope bridge!

He'll be fine. Just fine.

 

[GremioPower]

When Casemiro knows you because you play for Australia:

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[GremioPower]

NEWS JUST IN - THERE HAS BEEN A SIGHTING OF A JOKE MARATHON: COMING SOON TO A GRAND FINAL MATCH THREAD NEAR YOU......

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Try watching the movie Jaws backwards - it's the heart warming story of a shark who donates limbs to disabled people.

Did chuckle out loud, and embarrassed myself in public.

 

[damicky]

Did chuckle out loud, and embarrassed myself in public.

Were you wearing your special hat?

 

[jackster83]

FIRE UP!

Get the parade going.

I need a marching band.

The crowds to flock.

CV INCOMING

The saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned!

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Thanks for the compliment Grand Uncle Horace

Not a pro... what was I talking about again? Where am I? Bloody kids. GET OFF MY LAWN!!!






Sorry, I went into full character role play there for a second.

Anyway, how's your night?

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I’d recommend skipping Sunday if I was you

And miss a Deestroy? No way!!

 

[GotTheGoodes]

FIRE UP!

Get the parade going.

I need a marching band.

The crowds to flock.

CV INCOMING

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Who wears undies these days?

Pfffft. Only losers.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I went to the pub the other day and it was $16 for an imperial pint.

I went to a happy hour in Fitzroy a few weeks back & a pint was $17.50... I stole the glass to make my money's worth.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Who wears undies these days?

Clearly not you saggy nuts