Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 12 - Coney Island Warriors v East Side Hawks at Van Cortlandt Park

[Callums_Guns]

I’m less inclined to think there’s a mystique to 24 after learning this.

Dont worry he hasn’t released okeyK Magic

 

[Strigoi]

Damn that's so well organised for a doggo!

Not all dogs are slobbery destructive entities. At least I don’t think they are.

I’m usually a cat person - neat and orderly is the way to go.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Not all dogs are slobbery destructive entities. At least I don’t think they are.

I’m usually a cat person - neat and orderly is the way to go.

I would like to request a trade

 

[Tonga Bob]

Free hot chips for the whole stadium!

Hey you know when you get oldmate at the kebab joint to put hot chips in your lamb souvlaki, would that be what happens if you & spudmaster had kids?

 

[Tonga Bob]

I would like to request a trade

Hawks in shambles.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hey you know when you get oldmate at the kebab joint to put hot chips in your lamb souvlaki, would that be what happens if you & spudmaster had kids?

Lol’d but also please tell me you mean literal hot chips and a literal souvlaki because it that was a double entendres I’m sorry but I’m taking the like away.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hawks in shambles

I always said we were best served by having only twelve Sweet FA sides.

And I’ve always said that.

 

[Strigoi]

I’ve been looking for a new suppler for Hungry Tarks actually, owing to the distinct lack of potatoes I’ve encountered since moving to East Side.

I bought a bag of odd bunch potatoes spudmaster ’s offspring at Woolworths. Three dollars cheaper than a “regular” bag, and every one was delicious.

 

[Strigoi]

I would like to request a trade

I did watch a cat I had bite the head off a mouse she brought home. Does that make you want to stay?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I did watch a cat I had bite the head off a mouse she brought home. Does that make you want to stay?

That sounds like a terrible date.

 

[TY24]

I just finished night shift and you campaigners are making me do maths???

 

[Strigoi]

Hawks in shambles.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Lol’d but also please tell me you mean literal hot chips and a literal souvlaki because it that was a double entendres I’m sorry but I’m taking the like away.

Of course I meant literal chips & souvlaki, I'm not a weirdo.

Could you imagine though a kebab joint with a lamb & hot chip souvlaki on their menu that they call the Double Entendre? Women would go into the place and ask for a Double Entendre, and oldmate behind the counter would give her one.

 

[Callums_Guns]

I always said we were best served by having only twelve Sweet FA sides.

And I’ve always said that.

Good morning TheInjuryFactory

 

[Tonga Bob]

Looks like he farted and is trying to wave away the evidence.

 

[Strigoi]

Regarding your Tarkyn_24 …I actually saw a dog eat its throw-up. I was amazed and just said, “They really do that!”

So gross.

 

[Strigoi]

Looks like he farted and is trying to wave away the evidence.

Nah, that’ll be you on Sunday when I tackle you.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Regarding your Tarkyn_24 …I actually saw a dog eat its throw-up. I was amazed and just said, “They really do that!”

So gross.

Obviously my actual reaction to this content is not “love” but I needed to keep my reacts consistent with the dog=good cat=bad mindset.

 

[Strigoi]

Enough fun and frivolity. Gotta get some work done.
Have a greatday, everyone.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

You can’t spell good without dog (and the o we borrowed from Tonga Bob ‘s earlier woooo”). It’s science linguistics.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Nah, that’ll be you on Sunday when I tackle you.

Hey babe, is your name Taco Bell because you make me fart real bad.

 

[Tonga Bob]

You can’t spell good without dog (and the o we borrowed from Tonga Bob ‘s earlier woooo”. It’s sciencelinguistics.

Yeah my earlier woo is more of a wo now. cooney to confirm

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Yeah my earlier woo is more of a wo now. cooney to confirm

That’s great but we’re taking the w before you do.

 

[Tonga Bob]

That’s great but we’re taking the w before you do.

Well duh. As Raveneyes would say:

 

[FootyGuy13]

There were no “i”’s in the full forward line

That'll explain the goalkicking woes on game day then.