Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 4 - Roys FFC v Sin City Swamprats at Renown Park

[Aristotle Pickett]

Price-gouger alert!

 

[royboy2]

Good thing we reserve the nudes for the PM.

 

[philreich]

I'm still working the Nigerian prince angle, but this also seems like a profitable idea

 

[JackNah_8]

Um, I like your hat?

No.

I like my half hat

 

[BloodySwan]

So you're in the office and you need to fart. What do you do?
a) Just let it rip and assert dominance
b) Go to a meeting room and smoke that up
c) go to the bathroom
d) hold it in until home time

 

[royboy2]

So you're in the office and you need to fart. What do you do?
a) Just let it rip and assert dominance
b) Go to a meeting room and smoke that up
c) go to the bathroom
d) hold it in until home time

Light it

 

[Tonga Bob]

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[Ant Bear]

So you're in the office and you need to fart. What do you do?
a) Just let it rip and assert dominance
b) Go to a meeting room and smoke that up
c) go to the bathroom
d) hold it in until home time

Let the big dog loose.

 

[spookism]

Hello everyone

 

[BloodySwan]

Let the big dog loose.

 

[My Cotchin Rules]

Hacked into the CCTV of the Swampies LG meeting?
Err, do you have any audio?

Yes its CCTV footage from our Monday night round 3 game review. Whiskers who runs the bar, wasn't happy that the last keg went missing. Blame damicky, who likes to double park far to often.

There is Audio but its ultrasonic vocalisations that range in frequencies far above what human ears can hear and certainly won't be any strategic value to the Roy's.

 

[Ant Bear]

Hello everyone

Ooh, a friend!

 

[spookism]

Ooh, a friend!

 

[damicky]

Yes its CCTV footage from our Monday night round 3 game review. Whiskers who runs the bar, wasn't happy that the last keg went missing. Blame damicky, who likes to double park far to often.

There is Audio but its ultrasonic vocalisations that range in frequencies far above what human ears can hear and certainly won't be any strategic value to the Roy's.

The Roys are all old & dead anyway

EDIT: That was an awkward autocorrect … old & deaf

 

[BloodySwan]

So you're in the office and you need to fart. What do you do?
a) Just let it rip and assert dominance
b) Go to a meeting room and smoke that up
c) go to the bathroom
d) hold it in until home time

Unfortunately there was a secret extra option

e) go into the board room and shart your pants

 

[damicky]

I read every post in every thread.

Even this one

 

[ant555]

 

[Phar Ace]

If you want to keep that seat next to you free, when a stranger sits down, just say, "So, did you bring the money?"....

There is a good chance they will get up and leave. Try it sometime

 

[Chief]

Even this one

SPECIALLY this one.

 

[spookism]

The Roys are all old & dead anyway

EDIT: That was an awkward autocorrect … old & deaf

I dunno, I'm pretty sure one or two are just using a ChatBot posthumously

 

[Ant Bear]

SPECIALLY this one.

damicky, are you nervous?

 

[Ant Bear]

If you want to keep that seat next to you free, when a stranger sits down, just say, "So, did you being the money?"....

There is a good chance they will get up and leave. Try it sometime

A good joke is usually spelt correctly...

 

[Mobbs]

A good joke is usually spelt correctly...

*spelled

 

[Ant Bear]

Unfortunately there was a secret extra option

e) go into the board room and shart your pants

Serves you right for trying to suck it up

 

[Ant Bear]

*spelled

I see that you pickt up on the yolk