Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 5 - Baghdad Bombers v Las Vegas Bears at Abdu Prison

[CursingFijian]

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Looks like one of our Baghdad pastries.

 

[Senor M]

Considering the Matilda’s are playing tonight—- does anyone have a prediction at what stage of the game a Bombers player will make a misogynistic comment about the match.

Before or after half time?

 

[Tandy]

Never has a muscular man looked so tasty..or buttery

 

[RonnieRaven]

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Looks like one of our Baghdad pastries.

 

[Cap]

The Baghdad Bombers have always looked to the heavens for inspiration.

The Tower of Babel (50 miles south of Baghdad) is an iconic reminder of the
will of the people to build a tower to the heavens to make a name for themselves.

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They were able to work so effectively together that for a long time it seemed to be indeed possible.

Unfortunately, Allah saw it as an attempt to survive a second flood and therefore be out of his reach.

As retribution, he created multiple languages so they were unable to understand each another and the tower had to be abandoned.



The radios from which the tower was constructed are tuned to different stations, each in a different language.

Each Friday the locals pay homage to Babylon with offerings of music from around the globe.

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#bangerswiththebombers

Can't wait for Friday night

 

[Cap]

Hey Cap! Turns out I can have one! I can have more though but they'd need registration (like other pets I have). But I'd only want one.

You will need a knife and fork

 

[MWPP]

I think RookiePick and the backline are going to have it fairly easy this weekend. I wouldn't worry to much about training this week.

Both RookiePick and Tommycash have proven that attack is the best form of defence and have shown fake defenders like yours truly, how to do our jobs

As long as we’re winning I can keep pretending I know how to play qooty

 

[Pugsley]

Considering the Matilda’s are playing tonight—- does anyone have a prediction at what stage of the game a Bombers player will make a misogynistic comment about the match.

Before or after half time?

Be better. Now go away and watch the game.

 

[CursingFijian]

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[Tandy]

Both RookiePick and Tommycash have proven that attack is the best form of defence and have shown fake defenders like yours truly, how to do our jobs

As long as we’re winning I can keep pretending I know how to play qooty

Haha I know the feeling. I just run around like a headless chook and get rewarded for it. My win percentage is decent too. Over 50%

Edit: I made that seem really good but it's only 3 more wins than losses lol. I'll take it though

 

[MWPP]

I love how the admin’s seemingly genuine plea for a team to be controversial would’ve had the opposite effect on you Bombers ( Jabba73 or whoever your current rep can confirm that it was an actual plea)

No complaints from me as a law abiding citizen of sweet who has never felt the need for controversy for the sake of it either haha

I am curious though - were the complaints about your match thread last week that thread genuine on your end?

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

You will a knife and fork

Cap at the last hot dog contest. Can't knock the fellow for trying

 

[MWPP]

Haha I know the feeling. I just run around like a headless chook and get rewarded for it. My win percentage is decent too. Over 50%

Mine’s well under that across 3 clubs and all this time poor Broken was blaming himself

Thanks to the Phoenix rebrand I have no chance of ever returning to my winning club either.

So you’re stuck with me until I retire

 

[Tandy]

Mine’s well under that across 3 clubs and all this time poor Broken was blaming himself

Thanks to the Phoenix rebrand I have no chance of ever returning to my winning club either.

So you’re stuck with me until I retire

Unless Ant Bear s expansion team the bottom feeders get up. I've seen your name on a shortlist.

 

[MWPP]

Cap at the last hot dog contest. Can't knock the fellow for trying

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These days Cap kicks rather than swallows sausagerolls

I back him to set a Sweet new record of 13 soon

 

[RonnieRaven]

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[Tandy]

 

[MWPP]

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I could imagine us singing and dancing to Girls Just Wanna Play Ball Dingster as RonnieRaven brings out his party pants…

 

[Kilroy]

Ronnie needs a bit of competition

When it comes to music he’s a gun.

I put his name up for a gig last season and he ******* nailed it!

 

[RonnieRaven]

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Ronnie likes this

 

[Cap]

Cap at the last hot dog contest. Can't knock the fellow for trying

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I always try my best when Mrs ER is cooking

 

[Cap]

These days Cap kicks rather than swallows sausagerolls

I back him to set a Sweet new record of 13 soon

Even when the midfield are delivering pies.

 

[RonnieRaven]

Never has a muscular man looked so tasty..or buttery

 

[CursingFijian]

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[Tandy]

When it comes to music he’s a gun.

I put his name up for a gig last season and he ******* nailed it!

Ronnie does music?

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I stand corrected good sir