Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Gumbies FFC v Baghdad Bombers at The House of Gumby

[GWS Goose]

I'd pay to watch the grand final simmer sim it live in their birthday suit.

How much would you bw willing to pay.
I.cam sense opportunity here

 

[GWS Goose]

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B: saintkildaman / Aucklander / HotPiesWithSauce
HB: The_Wookie / DinoSoar / CatToTheFuture
C: Brick Loosener / Mop / ossie_21
HF: rye / Dory_77 / bone2468
F: Supercheapgiants / GWS Goose / NSWCROW
FOLL: Falconista / beez / cats_09
INT: StFly / Jeremias

BlueE (hamstring awareness), returns next match.

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This is like when Lee Matthews went forward.
Huge tactical change from Falconista moving objectively the best Mid fielder of modern times to the goal square.
Obviously I'll dominate, the question is, how will the midfield cope.
Shame they can't clone me!

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Screw you! Mind you it’s just as disgusting as the only alternative! It should be law in SA that every pub should have Pirate Life and Prancing Pony on tap!

Brightstar is far and away the best brewery in Adelaide and I will not be moved on the issue. It is not a close race despite those others being pretty good

 

[GWS Goose]

Ill do my best not to disgrace you all.



Last kicked a goal for Hackhams C Grade in the winter of 96...so im due a good one.

Pretty sure I've seen that on YouTube.

What a player!

 

[Pugsley]

I've told you before, stop eating Avocado on toast and be born 20 years earlier. Once you have 1 house, all subsequent houses are like free.
It's great.

The only good thing about an avocado is the stone inside of it.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

The only good thing about an avocado is the stone inside of it.

Not sure on your age but this is either class warfare or treason depending on birthday

 

[GWS Goose]

Yeah mine didn't go bang but my ankle nearly doesn't fit in my boots it's so swollen. I had rods go in at the base of the tibia so there's cartilage damage there.

But I got signed up for one of those corporate fun runs and I'm a very competitive person with multiple guys on my team who run marathons.

I do not like losing

The best thing about running is telling people you run.
Which reminds me, did I ever tell you about the time I ran the New York marathon

 

[GWS Goose]

OMG I did that a couple of months ago.

Went for a couple of runs and bang goes the ankle.

NEVER. GET. OLD.

That said, getting old is certainly better than the alternative.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

The best thing about running is telling people you run.
Which reminds me, did I ever tell you about the time I ran the New York marathon

Yeah you did No you didn't, tell me how you went

 

[beez]

I pity the Bombers FB this week.

Imagine having to listen to GWS Goose drone on for two hours.

 

[Dory_77]

I pity the Bombers FB this week.

Imagine having to listen to GWS Goose drone on for two hours.

Wouldn't even be able to run off him for respite, he's GWS Goose runs marathons y'know?

 

[GWS Goose]

I pity the Bombers FB this week.

Imagine having to listen to GWS Goose drone on for two hours.

2 hours? That is the abridged version!
That isn't even enough time to accurately capture the emotional rollercoaster of the lead up.

 

[Pugsley]

Not sure on your age but this is either class warfare or treason depending on birthday

I'm 25 plus interest.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

The best thing about running is telling people you run.
Which reminds me, did I ever tell you about the time I ran the New York marathon

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Wouldn't even be able to run off him for respite, he's GWS Goose runs marathons y'know?

Running isn't even in Jabba73 list of attributes, falling asleep leaning against a post is something I consider him an expert at.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

I'm 25 plus interest.

Treachery it is then

 

[Pugsley]

I ran it once mate. Through the channels on my remote.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I ran it once mate. Through the channels on my remote.

That's like how I tell people I've done the tour De France

 

[Pugsley]

That's like how I tell people I've done the tour De France

It's peak fitness training at its best.

 

[cats_09]

Speaking of running - anyone tried the Red Bull Wings For Life run?

 

[Pugsley]

Speaking of running - anyone tried the Red Bull Wings For Life run?

Sounds tiring.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Speaking of running - anyone tried the Red Bull Wings For Life run?

What is it mate?

 

[Jabba73]

I pity the Bombers FB this week.

Imagine having to listen to GWS Goose drone on for two hours.

Bit like listening to beez, just sayin’

 

[Jabba73]

Wouldn't even be able to run off him for respite, he's GWS Goose runs marathons y'know?

I will stay in the square, the Silly Goose can roam anywhere else and I won’t have to listen to him.

 

[Jabba73]

Running isn't even in Jabba73 list of attributes, falling asleep leaning against a post is something I consider him an expert at.

Still reckon I will get sunburn on the roof of my mouth watching all the goals floating over my head.

At least I don’t have to feign excitement when it is the opposition kicking them.