Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[Tonga Bob]

They've just won back to back moral World Cups, and they're red hot favourites to win their 3rd straight moral Ashes - unbeatable!!!!

I believe they're building a new wing of the British Museum to house all of their moral victories, so you can visit them at the same time as the Elgin Marbles and the Rosetta Stone.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Wait, the games as simulation? I feel like that was a salient piece of information that could have been passed on... I've been cutting my carbs all week for nothing! Not to mention the money wasted on the ab roller.

Boy have I got some good news for you!!!

 

[brian_muz]

Boy have I got some good news for you!!!

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Hmm... you make a good point. I do love a sport you can play drink.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Hmm... you make a good point. I do love a sport you can play drink.

Barefoot lawn bowls?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hmm... you make a good point. I do love a sport you can play drink.

In fact in many ways it's an advantage.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Barefoot lawn bowls?

Darts for sure. Jocky Wilson gave it a fair crack.

 

[damicky]

Nothing new about it my rodent friend. For many seasons now we have concentrated our focus on the things that are within our control. Having a dice land on the side you want may be nice, and we have individually had our share of such events, but I value being adjudged the team that others most enjoy posting against and being the club to have won the most beez trophies higher than the outcome of a 20 year old simulation program.

This is from two seasons ago at least.

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Each to their own

I would rate The Warriors slightly above S37 Dragons though

 

[Ocha905]

That is what Tonga Bob just said … using different/ less words

It would be nice if you could have success on & off the field

Have you stole pantskyle 's "I'm nice now" moniker?

 

[brian_muz]

Barefoot lawn bowls?

So we've got three drinking sports so far Qooty, lawn bowls and motor racing... god I'm feeling athletic opens another beer

 

[Ocha905]

Wait, the games as simulation? I feel like that was a salient piece of information that could have been passed on... I've been cutting my carbs all week for nothing! Not to mention the money wasted on the ab roller.

I imagine you're as unimpressed by this revelation as your avatar Bri-dog.

 

[damicky]

Have you stole pantskyle 's "I'm nice now" moniker?

I would never steal from pantskyle

That would be very naughty

 

[damicky]

So we've got three drinking sports so far Qooty, lawn bowls and motor racing... god I'm feeling athletic opens another beer

Drinking & driving sounds like a great idea

Nothing could go wrong with that

 

[Tonga Bob]

I would rate The Warriors slightly above S37 Dragons though

Didn't ask.

 

[Raz]

Thanks for tagging me into this shitehole

your extremely welcome. i was told i need to use the Multiqote so had to test it on the page i was on and you were lucky enough to be included.




Oh you were being facetious . Sorry !

 

[damicky]

Didn't ask.

Nice melt, Bobby Boy

 

[Raz]

Nothing new about it my rodent friend. For many seasons now we have concentrated our focus on the things that are within our control. Having a dice land on the side you want may be nice, and we have individually had our share of such events, but I value being adjudged the team that others most enjoy posting against and being the club to have won the most beez trophies higher than the outcome of a 20 year old simulation program.

This is from two seasons ago at least.

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First rule of SIMs ,. never blame the SIM


I got a warning for doing that....

 

[damicky]

What do we want to talk about today?

 

[damicky]

First rule of SIMs ,. never blame the SIM


I got a warning for doing that....

We can’t question the integrity of the process

You can say “The SIM hates The Warriors”

It is a fine line

 

[Raz]

Winning best posting team from your peers is exponentially more prestigious than the equivalent of winning bingo night at the RSL.

BINGO ! Man i miss that . in this Muslim Country i working in there is no BINGO.

Cant wait to get back to RSL and try a game again

Man oh man i am getting old LOL

 

[Tonga Bob]

Nice melt, Bobby Boy

If I were melting I'd be calling you a c*** or something like that.

 

[Raz]

What did Stevie Nick's do to deserve 10 years?

because she looks like this

DANGER

 

[Raz]

Dont worry , be HAPPY !

 

[brian_muz]

First rule of SIMs ,. never blame the SIM


I got a warning for doing that....

So... what do we do in the unlikely event that we lose a game?

 

[Raz]

That is what Tonga Bob just said … using different/ less words

It would be nice if you could have success on & off the field

On field success is for the strivers.

REst of us are happy with our success off field . The fans love us @!!!@!@!@!@!@!

 

[Raz]

Wait, the games as simulation? I feel like that was a salient piece of information that could have been passed on... I've been cutting my carbs all week for nothing! Not to mention the money wasted on the ab roller.

yes get back to the BAR and Pizzas

Come join the darkside