Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[Raz]

Care to translate this MWPP?

translate it into Victorian for those south of the border.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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We're going to sell MWPP to Mr. Nikapopoplus?

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

We're going to sell MWPP to Mr. Nikapopoplus?

You're a dull boy Tonga.

 

[Raz]

Who ever thought paint and sips were a good idea? There's surely been multiple people to get the paint and booze mixed up.

That looks more like a Qoccer or Qugby stadium to me. I guess like most community sports clubs, they have more than one sport on offer.

IT is adjsutable to the SIM APP being used LOL

But the big point is the size of the crowd and the BARS

 

[Tonga Bob]

Imagine trying to find a magical flying ball-like needle in an aerobic haystack

Thank you! Blessed art thou.

 

[Raz]

New Bar for Raz inaugration into the RATS team


Entry fee is only $500 per person. Filling fast so dont be late.

 

[MWPP]

Care to translate this MWPP?

Imagine if a bunch of mischievous 14 year olds ran amok around an enormous school by day and village by night with a map they invented back in the 70s. Not just any old map but one that has chatgpt / google maps covered because of moving dots of every student. Not to mention the sort of mischief they could manage. Their names are based on their animal forms and one’s a traitor. Don’t trust Barrybran

 

[damicky]

translate it into Victorian for those south of the border.

Isn’t Harry Potter from England?

Oh … you mean Queen Victoria

 

[Tonga Bob]

Imagine if a bunch of mischievous 14 year olds ran amok around an enormous school by day and village by night with a map they invented back in the 70s. Not just any old map but one that has chatgpt / google maps covered because of moving dots of every student. Not to mention the sort of mischief they could manage. Their names are based on their animal forms and one’s a traitor. Don’t trust Barrybran

Blessed art thou twice!

 

[Raz]

Obviously rats must shower before entering our new viewing box.

 

[Raz]

Isn’t Harry Potter from England?

Oh … you mean Queen Victoria

No i mean those southern Mexicans. from Melburnia. LOL

 

[Raz]

Blessed art thou twice!

thankyou father. i need to confess..

 

[damicky]

Times are tough:

 

[MP_]

Is snitch a non-glory position?

What is the morning glory position?

 

[MP_]

Times are tough:

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I’ll be showing this to my wife

 

[damicky]

What is the morning glory position?

Cold shower

*Leave it, Pugsley

 

[Pugsley]

Cold shower

*Leave it, Pugsley

I ain't......leave it Pugsley.

 

[Raz]

Times are tough:

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wish chicken was so cheap in this country lol

 

[Raz]

What is the morning glory position?

Always prefered afternoon delight

 

[spudmaster]

Howdy everybody!

Never expected to be 27 pages behind on a Tuesday You've all come out firing off of a strong preseason it would seem.

Hopefully everyone has stayed fit and healthy during the off-season shenanigans.

Potato here has 2 weeks off work for the Olympics coming up which unfortunately means burning the candle at both ends work wise this week to ensure I don't get pestered with stupid, inane calls during my break, so please forgive the lack of activity in advance.

Welcome to all the new faces, and old faces in new colours for S38

 

[spudmaster]

Father in law arrives on Friday afternoon - I'm officially becoming an old man next Tuesday (turning 60), so it'll be good to have him here for it.

Happy 60th Birthday for next week Phil - you'll be the life of the party in the qooty retirement village.

 

[Raz]

Seen lining up for tickets to my first ever game .


Now that damicky has released the rumour

Still awaitng for official press release.

 

[Raz]

The fan line up is getting longer.

 

[Raz]

Howdy everybody!

Never expected to be 27 pages behind on a Tuesday You've all come out firing off of a strong preseason it would seem.

Hopefully everyone has stayed fit and healthy during the off-season shenanigans.

Potato here has 2 weeks off work for the Olympics coming up which unfortunately means burning the candle at both ends work wise this week to ensure I don't get pestered with stupid, inane calls during my break, so please forgive the lack of activity in advance.

Welcome to all the new faces, and old faces in new colours for S38

greetings greetings

Spuds are lovely things when roasted

 

[carltonchelsea]

Your a idiot (tm) (carltonchelsea )

Who are these people?
I’m busy dealing with trumptards on the SRP, I got banz’d from the trump fred unfortunately because I attacked someone for having girly soft hand compared to my made of titanium penis!
It gets difficult being the toughest campaigner on this site at times, but it’s a sacrifice I’m prepared and proud to execute!