Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[MP_]

We don't have a premiership but we'll be Raz's only opponent ever.

We saved the league.

It’s a shame , his walk out song was this

 

[serial_thrilla]

We don't have a premiership but we'll be Raz's only opponent ever.

We saved the league.

Is he even playing today?

 

[Piggy Smalls]

I was expecting this to be at 150 pages by now. Did old mate Raz tucker himself out?

 

[pantskyle]

Good morning guys and gals, I’ll be posting your game at 4:30pm EST today
Conditions for the this match will be CLOUDY

damicky jackster83 philreich serial_thrilla okeydoke7 Ant Bear BloodySwan GremioPower
Tonga Bob Dinsdale The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory spudmaster pantskyle FootyGuy13

Make it 4.30pm please.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Is he even playing today?

Bigger question is, why are the Swamprats still holding a retired player on your squad list?

 

[serial_thrilla]

Bigger question is, why are the Swamprats still holding a retired player on your squad list?

THROW THE BOOK AT THEM!!!!

 

[Ant Bear]

Good morning guys and gals, I’ll be posting your game at 4:30pm EST today
Conditions for the this match will be CLOUDY

damicky jackster83 philreich serial_thrilla okeydoke7 Ant Bear BloodySwan GremioPower
Tonga Bob Dinsdale The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory spudmaster pantskyle FootyGuy13

I'll tell all my friends

 

[Ant Bear]

Back when I was a swimmer, the freestyle used to be called the Australian crawl.

Seems appropriate this morning

 

[GremioPower]

Conditions for the this match will be CLOUDY

WARNING

Defending has been forbidden.

 

[GremioPower]

 

[damicky]

Bigger question is, why are the Swamprats still holding a retired player on your squad list?

He hasn’t officially retired yet

We are giving him some space while he decides his future

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

He hasn’t officially retired yet

We are giving him some space while he decides his future

I mean nobody asked, but this seems pretty official to me?

hereby offer my resignation from the SFA.

 

[Tonga Bob]

He hasn’t officially retired yet

We are giving him some space while he decides his future

You should send him a message every three and a half minutes for the next week asking him what his intentions are.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

THROW THE BOOK AT THEM!!!!

 

[damicky]

I mean nobody asked, but this seems pretty official to me?

It is a sensitive situation at the moment

I am more than happy to discuss it in our PM if you are really concerned

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Righto Wazzas, it's the first game day for the season. One one hand we beat the Sinners last time we played and we are on a three game winning streak. On the other hand we have not won a round one fixture since season 31 with five losses and a bye in that time, because the simulator is random aye. So fire up, take your shots and get your ars*s underground. It's exterminatin' time!


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[Ocha905]

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Righto Wazzas, it's the first game day for the season. One one hand we beat the Sinners last time we played and we are on a three game winning streak. On the other hand we have not won a round one fixture since season 31 with five losses and a bye in that time, because the simulator is random aye. So fire up, take your shots and get your ars*s underground. It's exterminatin' time!

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[Tonga Bob]

 

[Tonga Bob]

Gonna mow the lawn now. If I haven't died from exhaustion I'll be back to torment you all around game time.

 

[Barrybran]

Gonna mow the lawn now. If I haven't died from exhaustion I'll be back to torment you all around game time.

If you haven't died from exhaustion you can mow mine if you like

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

It is a sensitive situation at the moment

I am more than happy to discuss it in our PM if you are really concerned

Concerned? Lol.

 

[damicky]

Concerned? Lol.

Would you prefer whinging like a b****?

 

[Dinsdale]

I've warmed up the flute, now to drown the varmints

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Hope our goal review system is better than the AFL!

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Gonna mow the lawn now. If I haven't died from exhaustion I'll be back to torment you all around game time.

Just laid some turf for my pre game warm up, handed the hose to the 6 year old and ready to kick some snags