Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 10 : Coney Island Warriors v Las Vegas Bears at Van Cortlandt Park

[Millky95]

aaaaaaarrrrgrhahhfadsbffdjfdlllleellekeeowwoowowoksfbbebeepelelslslslsslseeeeeeeeeeiiayyyyyyyyrekckenekcnekcnensurellasomsllylyycmonnnn!!!

Can't get more clear than that

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Was the prophecy about having a stroke?

The Vegas bear sub-species has developed an immunity to strokes. It is believed our healthy diet of Sin City Swamprats is responsible.

 

[Tonga Bob]

The Vegas bear sub-species has developed an immunity to strokes. It is believed our healthy diet of Sin City Swamprats is responsible.

Speaking of the diets of bears, I finally saw that bear documentary not long ago where the diet of this one bear specimen the film crew were tracking was people and cocaine.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Can you believe there are ten teams worse than us?

The league really has gone down a hole, aye.

 

[Tonga Bob]

The league really has gone down a hole, aye.

This used to be a real league.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Speaking of the diets of bears, I finally saw that bear documentary not long ago where the diet of this one bear specimen the film crew were tracking was people and cocaine.

Watch out. Bob's found the Matera92 home movie collection.
Mrs Matera has always wondered why all their holidays have been to the caravan park next to fat camp.

 

[MWPP]

Good afternoon Warriors

 

[MWPP]

Alright Bears, gather round for the bad news, we have another match of Qooty to play and this week it’s against the Coney Island Warriors. We have seemingly forgotten how to play qooty and now have the worst percentage in the league, and to top it off, we’ve got another milestone this week. You know what that means, the curse of the milestone looms large, and another loss is incoming.

But at least we’re in Coney Island. So maybe we can squeeze in some fun before reality hits. How about a ride on the Cyclone to feel that sweet rush of impending doom, or maybe we can knock off a few games of Whac-A-Mole and pretend it’s our season we’re trying to save. And if you really want to feel like a winner, I hear there’s a hot dog eating contest this week, we may lose on the field, but we can definitely win that. Maybe we'll find some consolation in a rigged carnival game or two.

So, let’s embrace the inevitable, Bears. Join the match thread as we inch ever closer to another horrible loss.

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I genuinely think it’s in both of our sides’ best interests to call it a nil-all draw right now while we wait for other teams to stuff up or totally forget to post their team sheets

 

[RonnieRaven]

Alright Bears, gather round for the bad news, we have another match of Qooty to play and this week it’s against the Coney Island Warriors. We have seemingly forgotten how to play qooty and now have the worst percentage in the league, and to top it off, we’ve got another milestone this week. You know what that means, the curse of the milestone looms large, and another loss is incoming.

But at least we’re in Coney Island. So maybe we can squeeze in some fun before reality hits. How about a ride on the Cyclone to feel that sweet rush of impending doom, or maybe we can knock off a few games of Whac-A-Mole and pretend it’s our season we’re trying to save. And if you really want to feel like a winner, I hear there’s a hot dog eating contest this week, we may lose on the field, but we can definitely win that. Maybe we'll find some consolation in a rigged carnival game or two.

So, let’s embrace the inevitable, Bears. Join the match thread as we inch ever closer to another horrible loss.

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[RonnieRaven]

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Coney Island Warriors
3rd & on the level, losing
WLWWL
First Half of Season : Inconsistent

Las Vegas Bears
12th & on the down, losing
LWLLL
First Half of Season : Forgettable

Don't forget to post your teams by the end of Thursday!
(and get them right, too. It helps.)
Tonga Bob tony
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Once were warriors
Now phoney
As coney
Bears smilin
At the island

 

[tony]

We have lost every home game this season so it's a bit of the immovable object vs the irresistible force. Not sure who is who in that analogy though.

You also forgot to put the Whore Tree in your pic- oh wait JoshWoodenSpoon is there. Carry on then.

It's like buttered toast on a cat, this game will end up a draw.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Once were warriors
Now phoney
As coney
Bears smilin
At the island
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This is less threatening considering that little girl is long dead.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Don't be sad tony, she was in black and white.

 

[RonnieRaven]

This is less threatening considering that little girl is long dead.

 

[RonnieRaven]

Don't be sad tony, she was in black and white.

If you’ve got no colour your half dead anyway

 

[tony]

Don't be sad tony, she was in black and white.

Even though it was long before my time I really enjoyed the show and didn't realise she had died.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

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[The Filth Wizard]

If you’ve got no colour your half dead anyway

 

[Tonga Bob]

Once were warriors
Now phoney
As coney
Bears smilin
At the island
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Another poem?
The English language is dead.
Thanks RonnieRaven

 

[RonnieRaven]

Another poem?
The English language is dead.
Thanks RonnieRaven