Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 16: Baghdad Bombers v Geelong Gumbies at Abdu Prison (Heritage Round)

[Jabba73]

Just so you know, Jabba73 is the guy you probably need to speak to about that

Good luck with that

Yeah, nah …

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I've ran 100000 simulations and every time the Gumbies win.

So, how about we save time and call it match over already

Thanks Nate Beezer.

Been a pleasure doing business with you fine folk.

 

[cats_09]

Been a pleasure doing business with you fine folk.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

You know it makes sense.

 

[Kilroy]

Given it’s Heritage Round, time to remember what we stand for in Baghdad and perhaps no-one exemplifies this better than our S24 Premiership (stand-in) Captain - KohPhi



A sharp mind and an engaging personality, he still has the warmth of a supportive and loyal OG in the downtimes and can read the room like a ninja when the whips are cracking …. literally!



In his 18th session now, his counsel is still integral to the leadership group and his words a timely reminder that humour is the true gold in the SweetFA vernacular



#LosBombarderos

 

[thewizardmelon]

You freaking what mate?!?!

One of many differences is we don't poach an opposition team's committee member and then their captain during the middle of a season.

You jealous you didn’t manage it? Time for a rebrand to the Fumbles

 

[Kilroy]

You jealous you didn’t manage it? Time for a rebrand to the Fumbles

Geez, you guys are busy trying to rename everyone else’s team.

We’re struggling to get these guys to come out and play FFS!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Are they still not here yet???

 

[beez]

Are they still not here yet???

Sorry, too busy watching my crypto portfolio explode while crying into my wheaties about Trump.

Might go buy a Ferrari or something.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Sorry, too busy watching my crypto portfolio explode while crying into my wheaties about Trump.

Might go buy a Ferrari or something.

Is it that bad? Need a pat? Hug? A chocolate?

 

[beez]

Is it that bad? Need a pat? Hug? A chocolate?

I thought I'd be more disappointed than I am.

I guess I can console myself by beating the Bombers and cementing you guys to the bottom of the ladder.

AND NO I DON'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH ME I DON'T WANT BOMBER GERMS!


I'll have some chocolate though

 

[DemurePrincess]

I thought I'd be more disappointed than I am.

I guess I can console myself by beating the Bombers and cementing you guys to the bottom of the ladder.

AND NO I DON'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH ME I DON'T WANT BOMBER GERMS!


I'll have some chocolate though

I don’t have cooties… and there was no need to raise your voice… I AM RIGHT ****ING HERE (touching you lol)

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hey beez what ya doing?

Hey beez wanna hang yet?

Hey beez …. Am I too close?

Hey beez ….. beez can you hear me?

Whoops! Touched you again