Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 16: Baghdad Bombers v Geelong Gumbies at Abdu Prison (Heritage Round)

[Jabba73]

You got nothing on Turbo. Araldite stopped me barking for days.

Nasty Tigerturbulance

 

[DemurePrincess]

Oooh what is everyone's favourite jelly babies flavour as my favourite is the whole bag.

I've been miserably failing in trying to stay on track with my studies today but the Wonders match thread have been filled with cat gifs so at least the rest of my teammates have had a good day

I like the white ones but all bar the black really… I suck the coating off then eat the jelly bit separate lol

There is a process

 

[Cubs2Lions]

I like the white ones but all bar the black really… I suck the coating off then eat the jelly bit separate lpl

There is a process

Tempted right now to have a packet of them but think I'll treat myself this weekend otherwise I won't forgive myself at all for it and would likely put myself into a food coma.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Tempted right now to have a packet of them but think I'll treat myself this weekend otherwise I won't forgive myself at all for it and would likely put myself into a food coma.

I’ve eaten pack of red frogs today, a cherry ripe, 3 raspeberry roll ups AND a can of creaming soda

 

[Jabba73]

I like the white ones but all bar the black really… I suck the coating off then eat the jelly bit separate lol

There is a process

Is that what the kids are doing these days?

Good to know ...

 

[Kilroy]

The Gumby franchise has exploded in the range of merchandise available for passionate Gumbies fans



Figurines



Movies



Music



Claymation



Documentaries



Colouring books



Graphic novels



T-shirts … and of course



Gumballs

#nightmoves

 

[cats_09]

cats_09 I thought we could have been friends but black jelly beans… nooooooo wayyyyyyyy Josie’

Think about the positives of it

If you buy a bag of jelly beans, you can sort them out and simply give me all the black ones while you enjoy the rest

I also like the blue and white jelly beans

 

[cats_09]

I like the white ones but all bar the black really… I suck the coating off then eat the jelly bit separate lol

There is a process

Is there any other way to eat a jelly bean?

 

[Pugsley]

I’ve eaten pack of red frogs today, a cherry ripe, 3 raspeberry roll ups AND a can of creaming soda

Eating the can is a little excessive.

 

[Cubs2Lions]

Eating the can is a little excessive.

DemurePrincess seems a little bit hungry if that's the case.

Next time, she'll eat the plate that all the lollies were on too

 

[Pugsley]

DemurePrincess seems a little bit hungry if that's the case.

Next time, she'll eat the plate that all the lollies were on too

I've been friends with porcelain after a night of drinking.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I've been friends with porcelain after a night of drinking.

Too much info poopy pants

 

[Pugsley]

Too much info poopy pants

I found a new appreciation for it

 

[DemurePrincess]

I found a new appreciation for it

Did you see the anaconda with the shits… who knew a snake could produce that much waste….

I swear to god if this thing shits like back I’m returning it…

But meet Louie
My daughter is wrapped lol


And I also accidentally posted this in the wrong thread so Senor Melty wasn’t impressed I was in his thread. Whoopsie!!

 

[Pugsley]

Did you see the anaconda with the shits… who knew a snake could produce that much waste….

I swear to god if this thing shits like back I’m returning it…

But meet Louie
My daughter is wrapped lol

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And I also accidentally posted this in the wrong thread so Senor Melty wasn’t impressed I was in his thread. Whoopsie!!

He leaves whenever you give him a whack

 

[DemurePrincess]

He leaves whenever you give him a whack

He whacked me.. I had a small Whack back.. he had another go.. I laughed… and left lol and deleted my ****ing lizard the campaigner lol

 

[Pugsley]

He whacked me.. I had a small Whack back.. he had another go.. I laughed… and left lol and deleted my ****ing lizard the campaigner lol

The sad thing is he educates our children.

 

[DemurePrincess]

The sad thing is he educates our children.

Don’t say such scary ****ing things but his avatar is cracking lol

 

[Falconista]

Give me a team list, ffs. Not sure who should be here.

Might tag a few in ... if I knew who they were.

Post 29 in the thread is the team sheet. You're welcome.

 

[GWS Goose]

I’d do it. But again depending on the dealers cards and what came out in the deal to other players. There is always a pattern… it’s a lot harder to track cards with these shuffling machines but back in the day when I dealt - it was a 8 deck shuffle by hand. So much easier to track a stationary deck than a constant rolling one. You need to watch the cards to have any chance and ofc it’s a lot of luck.

I used to be called ‘The White Witch’ at the Brisbane casino. Roulette was my sthick… I’d section spin for a decent few… watch all the players come and load up the table and then the pitty would wink and I would twist the ball and spin it and it would drop into a completely new section and clear the ****ing lot lol

I loved my casino days. I did Brissie, Sydney and the ships. So much fun lol

I have a great black jack story.
When I was in Hong Kong I spent a day in Macau, naturally went to the casino.
I was playing Blackjack betting about $50 Hong Kong a hand (about $10), a guy bets behind my hand $20k Hong Kong . I get 8's, I split them, get another 8 split again. On one the other 8's I drew a 3 and doubled down. All of a sudden he has $80k Hong Kong behind my hand. I kept them all alive , dealer bust he wins $80k Hong Kong, slips me $10k HK ($2k AUD give or take)
This was in 2005 and I was probably making about $60k a year so that was huge for me.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

My stoopid AI doesn't want to draw a Gumby.

 

[Falconista]

Did you see the anaconda with the shits… who knew a snake could produce that much waste….

I swear to god if this thing shits like back I’m returning it…

But meet Louie
My daughter is wrapped lol

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And I also accidentally posted this in the wrong thread so Senor Melty wasn’t impressed I was in his thread. Whoopsie!!

Do you have to feed it live crickets and such?
As morbid as it is, it is always fascinating and enjoyable watching animals chase down their feed.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I have a great black jack story.
When I was in Hong Kong I spent a day in Macau, naturally went to the casino.
I was playing Blackjack betting about $50 Hong Kong a hand (about $10), a guy bets behind my hand $20k Hong Kong . I get 8's, I split them, get another 8 split again. On one the other 8's I drew a 3 and doubled down. All of a sudden he has $80k Hong Kong behind my hand. I kept them all alive , dealer bust he wins $80k Hong Kong, slips me $10k HK ($2k AUD give or take)
This was in 2005 and I was probably making about $60k a year so that was huge for me.

Love that story! That’s incredible.

I dealt up in the high rollers in Brisbane and the junkets that flew in would bet easy bet the maximums and wouldn’t even blink an eyelid when it lost me. Crazy crazy crazy money.

The roulette tables would pay out to 1000 + piece bet payouts and it would total in the millions… insane money!

I swear I hated it. You would stand there for 45 minutes and more trying to calculate the bet placements and win equivalent and if you got it wrong… you started again. The sups and pittys would all be standing around so 3 heads calculating was quicker than just one lol

 

[DemurePrincess]

Do you have to feed it live crickets and such?
As morbid as it is, it is always fascinating and enjoyable watching animals chase down their feed.

Yes and yes and yesssssss! I don’t do the feeding! I’m animal lover and can’t bare to watch. When it gets bigger and I mean much bigger they can eat live new born mice… .

My daughter this morning little cow chuckled with this evil laugh. I can’t wait!

Clearly her dad there..

Goes onto say… do you think they will pop? I nearly slapped her for that comment. (Not really but I told her to zip it real bloody quick)

The thing will be like a dog. It will eventually go on a leash and I swear it won’t be me walking it… god the embarrassment!

They like to cuddle… not on me it won’t!
(I have a serious texture thing and Im thinking if I need to touch it - it will be with gloves on) lol

So the set wasnt exactly cheap either… with the licence, the tank and set up with all the bits, the food, the lizard just cost me $900 bucks.

But it will live for 20 years and it will grow over a foot long… I’m already scared.. Imagine rolling over and that’s on your god damn pillow.

Anyway… my daughter is in love. She needed this… she is putting her dog down on Saturday who has cancer and tumours so this is a very much needed distraction. And it’s her Xmas present just a bit early

 

[philreich]