Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 16: Baghdad Bombers v Geelong Gumbies at Abdu Prison (Heritage Round)

[Falconista]

Imagine rolling over and that’s on your god damn pillow.

C'mon!
Nearly every adult at least once has rolled over in bed and been horrified by who is using the other pillow!

 

[DemurePrincess]

C'mon!
Nearly every adult at least once has rolled over in bed and been horrified by who is using the other pillow!

 

[philreich]

C'mon!
Nearly every adult at least once has rolled over in bed and been horrified by who is using the other pillow!

Did you hear the difference between married men and single men?

• A single man comes home, sees what's in the fridge, and then goes to bed.
• A married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and then goes to the fridge.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

C'mon!
Nearly every adult at least once has rolled over in bed and been horrified by who is using the other pillow!

Yeah, but then my wife moved to the other room until she left. Since then its been fine, even when i babysat her dog one weekend and woke up with it getting way too close.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Yeah, but then my wife moved to the other room until she left. Since then its been fine, even when i babysat her dog one weekend and woke up with it getting way too close.

I bet the dog is lovely

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I bet the dog is lovely

Well...comparatively lovely.

Real attention seeking little thing though.

 

[Braklet]

We obviously all know about tipping culture in America

It's a total pain in the ass

particularly in Vegas where it seems you're meant to tip everyone

Even worse PITA, although I do like LV in general. Adult Disneyland.

 

[Braklet]

I’d do it. But again depending on the dealers cards and what came out in the deal to other players. There is always a pattern… it’s a lot harder to track cards with these shuffling machines but back in the day when I dealt - it was a 8 deck shuffle by hand. So much easier to track a stationary deck than a constant rolling one. You need to watch the cards to have any chance and ofc it’s a lot of luck.

Is DP Rainman?

 

[beez]

I’ve eaten pack of red frogs today, a cherry ripe, 3 raspeberry roll ups AND a can of creaming soda

I always knew you were a bit on the silly side but I didn't realise you were 12.

 

[Kilroy]

I always knew you were a bit on the silly side but I didn't realise you were 12.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I always knew you were a bit on the silly side but I didn't realise you were 12.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Good Morning! Happy Fridayyyyy all!

We made it!!!

 

[Jabba73]

I always knew you were a bit on the silly side but I didn't realise you were 12.

Calm down Rambo, no need to be Judgy McJudgeface.

In that line of work, carrying fruit is impractical … gotta get your 3 serves a day somehow.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Calm down Rambo, no need to be Judgy McJudgeface.

In that line of work, carrying fruit is impractical … gotta get your 3 serves a day somehow.

Ssshhh! It’s all about the sugar

 

[DemurePrincess]

Is DP Rainman?

You know Raymond had autism and Savant Syndrome.

So I’m not sure what you are suggesting here? I’ll take it as a compliment though bc even though he was intellectually handicap - his mind was amazing!!

Thank you xx

 

[Jabba73]

Ssshhh! It’s all about the sugar

Oh … we know

 

[Braklet]

So I’m not sure what you are suggesting here? I’ll take it as a compliment though bc even though he was intellectually handicap - his mind was amazing!!

Your blackjack card counting techniques reminded me of him.

How are you with toothpicks?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Your blackjack card counting techniques reminded me of him.

How are you with toothpicks?

Tooth picks I’m shit…

But ‘Pick Up Stix!’ I’m a pro!!

I work in colours mate

 

[Pugsley]

Good Morning! Happy Fridayyyyy all!

We made it!!!

I reported you for posting an image of my sister.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I reported you for posting an image of my sister.

Your sister??? I’d be worried if it was your mum but your sister… she’s loves the attention xx

 

[Pugsley]

Your sister??? I’d be worried if it was your mum but your sister… she’s loves the attention xx

You know her well. Being a middle child everything is about me even when it isn't.

 

[beez]

You know Raymond had autism and Savant Syndrome.

So I’m not sure what you are suggesting here? I’ll take it as a compliment though bc even though he was intellectually handicap - his mind was amazing!!

Thank you xx

If you can't do a Rubik's Cube in under a minute you disappoint me.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Sooooo….. how’s everyone Friday going?

Mine is going peachy… except I was polishing the elevators just a moment ago (I have music going so I couldn’t hear) Next minute the elevator doors open… I’m crouching down polishing the bottom of the door so didn’t have the chance to move…. This dude comes flying out and pace and smashes his groin fair into my face… like I felt shit on my ****ing cheek!

He knocked me flying… there was an awkward silence as he helped scrap me off the ground.

But I have since washed my face and I do hope that me, my face and that dudes genitalia never ****ing meet again!

Like seriously! How unlucky can’t you be???

 

[DemurePrincess]

You know her well. Being a middle child everything is about me even when it isn't.

Omg! We are peas fella!

I have the middle child syndrome too!

My sister is the golden child and my brother gets called the King! I have zero hope.

 

[GWS Goose]

Do you have to feed it live crickets and such?
As morbid as it is, it is always fascinating and enjoyable watching animals chase down their feed.

Maybe it you are a serial killer