Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 2: Mount Buller Demons v Dragons FFC at The Snow Dime (MOTR)

[DragoDelph]

Greenery would never

 

[Wosh]

You got a recipe for that one?

Beat Dragons
Gut Dragons
Eat Dragons

 

[Greenery]

Greenery would never

I have 100% compliance record as Dragons ffc captain.
I have received multiple compliments for the steady assurance I have provided the club as captain, especially for my work in removing serial_thrilla from the club.

 

[Blaze Storm]

Ah, the Dragons.

New phone who dis?

 

[p4p1]

Beat Dragons
Gut Dragons
Eat Dragons

You missed step 3 which is use Dragons own salty tears to season/marinate the meat.
Otherwise your just eating unseasoned dragon meat, and that tastes like their qooty. Shit.

 

[DragoDelph]

You're all culinary Heathens.

A dough is made and covered with onions and cheese and baked on a lightly floured dragon scale in the dragon's accidentally lit insides. The tip of the dragon's tail is skinned and the meat added to a soup. Meat from the inside of the dragon's body is browned on the heated scales and seasoned to taste

Spoiler: Roast Red Dragon

Ingredients

• Block of Red Dragon meat (1 kilogram)
• Wine (50 ml)
• Salt and pepper (to taste)

Spoiler: Dragon Tail Soup

Ingredients

• Red Dragon tail (1 kilogram)
• Onion (1)
• Turnip (5)
• Salt and pepper (to taste)

Spoiler: Onion Pizza Bread

Ingredients

• Pizza dough
• Onions (2)
• Cheese (as desired)[

 

[Gralin]

You missed step 3 which is use Dragons own salty tears to season/marinate the meat.
Otherwise your just eating unseasoned dragon meat, and that tastes like their qooty. Shit.

That actually sounds like brining to me

 

[Bonz]

I'll say hello to you when you apologise to me for allowing me to get traded to the Old Boys, I thought you were my friend!!!

serial_thrilla I demand the same apology

 

[Greenery]

serial_thrilla I demand the same apology

We have fixed you since

 

[Gralin]

I'll say hello to you when you apologise to me for allowing me to get traded to the Old Boys, I thought you were my friend!!!

yeah that flag for half a season of putting up with the OOBs must have really sucked

 

[Bonz]

We have fixed you since

Probably should have fixed me earlier, we don't want an army of little Bonz's running around the SFA

 

[Hate]

Thread needs some Pie 4 Life

Has Pie 4 Life turned up yet? Please let me know when and if.

 

[Gralin]

Has Pie 4 Life turned up yet? Please let me know when and if.

Sadly they have not arrived yet Hate

But it is lovely to see you popping in, hope you're having a wonderful day

 

[Hate]

Sadly they have not arrived yet Hate

But it is lovely to see you popping in, hope you're having a wonderful day

It would be better if Pie 4 Life showed up.

I hope you're having a nice day!

It's great to see that Wosh will equal club great Rodney Dangerfield on 50 games for the Delons this weekend.

 

[Bonz]

yeah that flag for half a season of putting up with the OOBs must have really sucked

I don't get why his complaining, he got me for half a season.

That's worth it in any sense

 

[Greenery]

yeah that flag for half a season of putting up with the OOBs must have really sucked

8-0 is my record as an Old Boy
Hence my infamy amongst the Old Boys lore, I assume that's why anyway.

 

[sausageroll]

Has Pie 4 Life turned up yet? Please let me know when and if.

I'd rather tag Tarks. And I'm not going to do that either.

 

[Gralin]

I'd rather tag Tarks. And I'm not going to do that either.

you should wait until Pie is here so he can remind tarks about that time he kicked a goal from full back

 

[sausageroll]

you should wait until Pie is here so he can remind tarks about that time he kicked a goal from full back

Every cloud has a silver lining

 

[cats2rise]

Hi tgrs,

Would you like to explain to the Dragons how you just took 11/66 in our intra-club qricket match, and that your sporting prowess and transferable skillset will result in your impending Player of the Match award as you single-handedly crush the Dragons?

I think they might like to here.

 

[T2B_]

Probably should have fixed me earlier, we don't want an army of little Bonz's running around the SFA

We don't?

 

[T2B_]

8-0 is my record as an Old Boy
Hence my infamy amongst the Old Boys lore, I assume that's why anyway.

Yes honestly at this point I'd be shocked if you weren't best man at the wedding should the Turbos re-marry.

 

[tgrs]

Hi tgrs,

Would you like to explain to the Dragons how you just took 11/66 in our intra-club qricket match, and that your sporting prowess and transferable skillset will result in your impending Player of the Match award as you single-handedly crush the Dragons?

I think they might like to here.

Hi, thanks cats

Dragons I can inform you that castles were demolished in fantastic fashion and despite an eleven wicket haul on a flat pitch I did not receive man of the match which has given me extra motivation to completely crush your hopes and dreams come Sunday

Hope everyone is well and have a great Thursday

 

[Bonz]

We don't?

Dragons probably do, the general populace probably don't

 

[DragoDelph]

Hi tgrs,

Would you like to explain to the Dragons how you just took 11/66 in our intra-club qricket match, and that your sporting prowess and transferable skillset will result in your impending Player of the Match award as you single-handedly crush the Dragons?

I think they might like to here.

So what you’re saying here, is that the rest of you suck at sports?

Greenery , if we tag tgrs we win. He’s the only competent demon around