Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 3 - Baghdad Bombers v Las Vegas Bears at Abdu Prison

[Bovo]

Why its Grav, which is short for gravel rash which was acquired on the palms and knees by always being the team bike

my god you talk a lot of shit

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

Waltuh.....

 

[HARPSichord]

my god you talk a lot of shit

I don't think he cares, Bov.

 

[Bovo]

I don't think he cares, Bov.

I think that’s a facade. There’s an idiot lurking beneath that idiotic mask

 

[Jabba73]

I don't even have a first in command you pixelated dribble of hydrogenated cephalopod ink

Oh goodie, someone is attempting to sound educated by using a thesaurus or google translate and failing miserably. At least you are living up to your username.



Seems slightly ironic that there isn’t another word for Thesaurus, just sayin’.

 

[Jabba73]

Why its Grav, which is short for gravel rash which was acquired on the palms and knees by always being the team bike

Never seen a bike go around on hands and knees, maybe it isn’t working properly because it is too tyred?

 

[Jabba73]

And now we have the popeyed dog who has been rogered so many times he has the words 'Enter Here' on his backside

Better than “free to a good home”, I guess.

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

Why its Grav, which is short for gravel rash which was acquired on the palms and knees by always being the team bike

 

[I Dont Care]

I miss the old days when Bomber Bashing was an Olympic sport. Nowadays the bleeding heart do gooders have sanitised the sport to such an extent that the only combat allowed is to banter at the sub atomic level given their brain capacity is so tiny and no bashing clubs are allowed

 

[Kilroy]

I miss the old days when Bomber Bashing was an Olympic sport. Nowadays the bleeding heart do gooders have sanitised the sport to such an extent that the only combat allowed is to banter at the sub atomic level given their brain capacity is so tiny and no bashing clubs are allowed

If only we were able to deconstruct who this was actually addressed to, you might find we agree with your argument … at least at the sub-atomic level

 

[SaintsSeptember]

If only we were able to deconstruct who this was actually addressed to, you might find we agree with your argument … at least at the sub-atomic level

My electrons are excited. That's about the extent of the excitement.

 

[Bovo]

Never seen a bike go around on hands and knees, maybe it isn’t working properly because it is too tyred?

Can I see your dad license and registration please? No one should be saying those type of jokes without a valid dad license

 

[Matera92]

No one, yet you are still being embarrassed by them.

No need to buy new qooty boots, your current pair will see out your qareer.

He is drunk and on WA time, the answer is “probably not, try again tomorrow”.

Oooh, someones a little touchy.

 

[Millky95]

My electrons are excited. That's about the extent of the excitement.

A little heavy on the electrons, electrons...

 

[Jabba73]

Oooh, someones a little touchy.

That’s what …

Leave it Pugsley. It’s a trap, ffs

 

[Pugsley]

That’s what …

Leave it Pugsley. It’s a trap, ffs

Touchy, not I.

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

I miss the old days when Bomber Bashing was an Olympic sport. Nowadays the bleeding heart do gooders have sanitised the sport to such an extent that the only combat allowed is to banter at the sub atomic level given their brain capacity is so tiny and no bashing clubs are allowed

I didn't order no yappacino

 

[Shadow Man]

Bears back in Baghdad, you ready for this

 

[Pugsley]

I didn't order no yappacino

I resemble that comment. Everything ok Matera92?

 

[Pugsley]

Bears back in Baghdad, you ready for this

 

[Test Tickle]

Treating your second in command like that. FMD
You
are a dickhead.




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Whose nose did you get blown out of?

BACK OFF or I'll get Chipmunk to deal with this.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Minions memes! Have to add that to my repertoire.

 

[Pugsley]

Yes, he plays for the Bears.

 

[Chipmunk]

They are currently showing the skateboarding.

A bunch of kids in oversized clothes are falling off their boards at regular intervals, looks like something you can see at your local car park on any day of the week.

Just waiting for them to break out the cans and start tagging the facilities

I enjoyed it!

Good to see these niche sports, it’s what the Olympics is all about.

The climbing was insane yesterday.

 

[Chipmunk]

First we crack the shell. Then we crack the nuts inside

I don't think Chipmunk will be too happy if you crack his nuts.

Jokes on you, you can’t find my nuts.

Oh wait