Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 3 - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at The Underground Stadium MOTR

[Raz]

What's the record for longest match thread outside of a grand final i wonder?

looks like you building it as you go...

 

[Raz]

Lots more than this - 343 pages. This thread is currently ranked 15th.

only because i was told to not let it get that big. as the players dont like reading lots of pages which is why so fre people have taken the time to read serial_thrilla CV. It is a good read and his CV is shows why he is our CHB for life.

 

[Raz]

I sit on a throne of frozen opposition tears

that throne wouldnt last long in the heat of this country

i suggest rebuilding it sir..

 

[Raz]

Oh no,

Wasn't much happening here so I went shopping-

And there was a vice just sitting there waiting for me, a lovely Dawn vice I've been looking for. - fairly rare , actually haven't seen another one for sale

Have another vice with an auction ending tomorrow, 2 in 2 days is good, but will probably lower my bid now-already have a NOS example- it's just such a lovely little example and being used I could actually use it.


And shut up- only posting here as no one cares and don't really want to bore 'The mocker" to tears.


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The older ones are called a Filers vice, and just noticed this one is a SG, top of the range, unbreakable supposedly.

hmm you must a have big mans shed.
AS friend of mine once built a man shed and it kept being extended . he even put a bedroom and bathromm as an addition. a kitchentte too . MEdia room

Was an amazing little palace.


He got divorced eventually after his wife left him. but man what a shed

 

[kenneyswarriors]

hmm you must a have big mans shed.
AS friend of mine once built a man shed and it kept being extended . he even put a bedroom and bathromm as an addition. a kitchentte too . MEdia room

Was an amazing little palace.


He got divorced eventually after his wife left him. but man what a shed

Nah no shed, LOL, just a manly apartment with a lot of Display cabinets/bookshelves-working towards a shed, in the meantime I can keep an eye on things better without worrying about things going missing.

Do have a little work area outside with 2 vices on a bench, but not too concerned about them going missing, I have Fred guarding them and they are of a type I decided I don't really like. (fabricated steel)

 

[Tonga Bob]

I sit on a throne of frozen opposition tears

Hope you get stuck to your throne and you lose several layers of asscheek skin trying to get off it.

 

[philreich]

only for the fans.

Those on high paying contracts can afford the price.

That still makes you relatively loaded. Quick reminder that money can't buy happiness, but it can certainly but a better class of misery.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

only for the fans.

Those on high paying contracts can afford the price.

I just searched for your only fans profile

You should have posted this in the SWEET FA sign up thread Raz you would have got a lot more offers than you did!

 

[Raz]

I just searched for your only fans profile

You should have posted this in the SWEET FA sign up thread Raz you would have got a lot more offers than you did!

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i dont even know what onlyfans is .

please explain

 

[Raz]

Nah no shed, LOL, just a manly apartment with a lot of Display cabinets/bookshelves-working towards a shed, in the meantime I can keep an eye on things better without worrying about things going missing.

Do have a little work area outside with 2 vices on a bench, but not too concerned about them going missing, I have Fred guarding them and they are of a type I decided I don't really like. (fabricated steel)

excellent.

I am a nerd so i have a battery operated drill a hammer and a few screwdrivers.

But i do have 4 laptops. 3 pcs in the house. lol and i live alone

 

[Raz]

That still makes you relatively loaded. Quick reminder that money can't buy happiness, but it can certainly but a better class of misery.

now that has always beem my motto

Money cant buy happineess but it makes being miseable more fun

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I am looking forward to releasing the Old Boys Super Sub Elton Johns Wig onto the field this week when the game needs to be won

 

[Tigerturbulance]

only because i was told to not let it get that big. as the players dont like reading lots of pages which is why so fre people have taken the time to read serial_thrilla CV. It is a good read and his CV is shows why he is our CHB for life.

if you want to post continually do that in your team PM, that's the best place to let off steam

 

[Raz]

I am looking forward to releasing the Old Boys Super Sub Elton Johns Wig onto the field this week when the game needs to be won

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i will resdtrain from repeating my comment from GF thread it got me in trouble

 

[Raz]

if you want to post continually do that in your team PM, that's the best place to let off steam

well i was only just re admitted. lol

and don't get a lot of interaction there.

so i need to chat and banter . we will see how it all goes.

 

[serial_thrilla]

i dont even know what onlyfans is .

please explain

Tigerturbulance please let Raz know about the intricacies of Onlyfans. I hear that you have thousands of subscribers.

 

[philreich]

now that has always beem my motto

Money cant buy happineess but it makes being miseable more fun

Someone in Adelaide won $150 million in Powerball a few months ago - I'm still trying to work out if the person is a distant relative somehow......

 

[Dingster]

Headless where are you going?

 

[Raz]

Someone in Adelaide won $150 million in Powerball a few months ago - I'm still trying to work out if the person is a distant relative somehow......

well before i moved to SA i was warned that most are already related. so perhaps it is true they are family

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Someone in Adelaide won $150 million in Powerball a few months ago - I'm still trying to work out if the person is a distant relative somehow......

Move to Tasmania and your dream will come to realisation.

 

[Over The Post]

AnUltimateRessie saw damicky at a grocery store in Sweet yesterday. He told damicky how cool it was to meet him in person, but he didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. damicky said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” Ressie was taken aback, and all he could say was “Huh?” but damicky kept cutting him off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of Ressie's face. Ressie walked away and continued with his shopping, and he heard damicky chuckle as he walked off. When Ressie came to pay for his stuff up front he saw damicky trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at Ressie. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Someone in Adelaide won $150 million in Powerball a few months ago - I'm still trying to work out if the person is a distant relative somehow......

South Australians...proof that Tasmanians can swim.

 

[U2tigers]

Someone in Adelaide won $150 million in Powerball a few months ago - I'm still trying to work out if the person is a distant relative somehow......

I wouldn't worry, they obviously got the hell out of Adelaide first thing.

 

[DemurePrincess]

The thread that keeps on giving….

 

[myblueroan]

Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings. Pavlov gasps, "Oh shit, I forgot to feed the dogs".