Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 4: Ophidian Old Boys v Coney Island Warriors @ Spotswood Oval

[Robertio]

Speaking of… how ****ed is this!

Ordered a costume for my daughter for book week which was today and it was supposed to come last week… we’ve watched the letterbox every day this week!

So yesterday arvo we had a mad rush around the house and shops to pull off a costume to fit in with her gal pals bc it hadn’t arrived!!


I’ve just received a photo and sms stating it’s sitting at my front door!

Give them a zero rating.

 

[U2tigers]

Can anyone actually post something that is funny?

What does a Warriors fan do after winning the premiership?

Turns the playstation off.

What do the Warriors have in common with possums?

Both play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

LOL, right on Que. saved the thread.

 

[Tonga Bob]

What does a Warriors fan do after winning the premiership?

Turns the playstation off.

What do the Warriors have in common with possums?

Both play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

What do you call an Old Boy with a runny nose?

Full.

 

[DemurePrincess]

What do you call an Old Boy with a runny nose?

Full.

 

[Robertio]

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Sounds like an opening for myblueroan.

 

[Dinsdale]

Hi All.

It's Thursday, so I thought I would change things up a bit and wear a mask with my stupid hat.

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That's so yesterday. Today is blood/plasma donation day.

If I can get 1 flog from either team to register to donate then my day will be complete.

Here I am replenishing fluids:

 

[Dinsdale]

He's probably saving himself for Friday

Today is Friday. You guys are thick.

 

[myblueroan]

Sounds like an opening for myblueroan.

 

[Dinsdale]

Can anyone actually post something that is funny?

How do you keep a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll yell you all tomorrow .

 

[Mrs Turbo]

A horsie walks into a bar.

"Hey" says the bartender.

"How did you know my order?" replies the horsie.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

How do you keep a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll yell you all tomorrow .

make it loud and clear

 

[Dinsdale]

LOL, right on Que. saved the thread.

We don't need a randomly generated premiership to have fun or justify our existence. After 21 seasons of zippedoodah we fully expect to lose.

That's why anything other than losing makes us happy.

We are eternal Hoptimists.

 

[myblueroan]

How do you keep a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll yell you all tomorrow .

 

[Mrs Turbo]

kenneyswarriors

We need more camels!

 

[Tonga Bob]

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[myblueroan]

Queue is spelled just with Q and four silent letters.

No, it’s not. They’re just waiting their turn.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Thats funny - who calls their horse Steven!

 

[myblueroan]

My very favorite.

 

[Dinsdale]

kenneyswarriors

We need more camels!

I'd rather have a moose

 

[Mrs Turbo]

That's so yesterday. Today is blood/plasma donation day.

If I can get 1 flog from either team to register to donate then my day will be complete.

Here I am replenishing fluids:
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In case DemurePrincess forgot to tell you Wazza guys
Friday night is Jelly Wrestling night at Mrs Ts Tavern

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I believe it's the same amount of times that Bill Morgan here has bought a winning scratchie ticket. Lady Luck sure is a weird unit.

Damn... I watched THAT video Bob^^^ , and now I'm being followed by these ads... no THANK YOU!!!''

 

[DemurePrincess]

In case DemurePrincess forgot to tell you Wazza guys
Friday night is Jelly Wrestling night at Mrs Ts Tavern

Was kinda gonna announce it tomorrow… guess not now!

But as big mouth I mean Mrs Turbo mentioned… get ya jelly panties on Warriors!!

Friday is Jello night at Mrs T!!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

 

[DemurePrincess]

That's so yesterday. Today is blood/plasma donation day.

If I can get 1 flog from either team to register to donate then my day will be complete.

Here I am replenishing fluids:
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Cracking shirt lol

 

[DemurePrincess]

I'd rather have a moose