Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 4: Ophidian Old Boys v Coney Island Warriors @ Spotswood Oval

[DemurePrincess]

Don't Ha, Ha me, It said box of yellow cake mix on recipe-this is close Butter is yellow ain't it ?

Now I want to dump one of my cake creations in here just to give you something to strive too lol

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Now I want to dump one of my cake creations in here just to give you something to strive too lol

Please do, I enjoy being mocked.

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Step 3

Have supervisor in place -check

Fred can provide taste testing also

 

[myblueroan]

Step 2 was kinda OK, only forgot to buy butter, think I have enough.

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Forgot to work out how big a pan I need, probably skimped a tad , but can make do

Umm kenney,
Back away slowly from the onions.

FIrst, rescue the cake stuff...slow movements...we don't want any tears if the onions plan a surprise attack...

Now, get your fishing net...slowly...slowly

Annnnnd

Thwump!!! Catch those bad boys into the net and awayyyy from the general mixing and baking area.
Goood!
( wipes kemneys forehead with dry towel)

Now, deep breath. Some good music on...
And ready to bake!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Please do, I enjoy being mocked.

Step 2 was kinda OK, only forgot to buy butter, think I have enough.

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Forgot to work out how big a pan I need, probably skimped a tad , but can make do

Was wondering what the onions and tomatoes were for?

Garnish?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Fun fact - drinking red wine while watching Predator makes a great film even greaterer.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Fun fact - drinking red wine while watching Predator makes a great film even greaterer.

Cracking film!

I’m gonna go stream it now….. good idea mate

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Umm kenney,
Back away slowly from the onions.

FIrst, rescue the cake stuff...slow movements...we don't want any tears if the onions plan a surprise attack...

Now, get your fishing net...slowly...slowly

Annnnnd

Thwump!!! Catch those bad boys into the net and awayyyy from the general mixing and baking area.
Goood!
( wipes kemneys forehead with dry towel)

Now, deep breath. Some good music on...
And ready to bake!

They are for Step 4

And thankyou for the reminder, would have failed that test as well.

 

[kenneyswarriors]

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Was wondering what the onions and tomatoes were for?

Garnish?

Step 4- preheating the oven, wait just a tad,

 

[kenneyswarriors]

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Was wondering what the onions and tomatoes were for?

Garnish?

Hmmm, I should have bought some fins - next time.

 

[philreich]

Apparently the first testicular protection was worn in 1874, and the first helmet was worn in 1974. This means that it took men 100 years to work out that their brains were important too.

Women - stop laughing!!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hmmm, I should have bought some fins - next time.

I made those out of chocolate and painted them with shiny coloured chocolate. The paint work is shit house lol

No wax on! Wax off here ffs!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Apparently the first testicular protection was worn in 1874, and the first helmet was worn in 1974. This means that it took men 100 years to work out that their brains were important too.

Women - stop laughing!!!

And their still working it out every time they reach down to check it’s still attached…

 

[philreich]

And their still working it out every time they reach down to check it’s still attached…

A percentage of the male population do require a certain degree of testicular fortitude......

 

[Dinsdale]

Fun fact - drinking red wine while watching Predator makes a great film even greaterer.

I'm doing exactly that to calm down.

Real life can be shit sometimes

 

[DemurePrincess]

A percentage of the male population do require a certain degree of testicular fortitude......

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Can anyone actually post something that is funny?

Well, not you, obviously.....

 

[Dinsdale]

Well, not you, obviously.....

Sometimes nothing is funny

 

[DemurePrincess]

Okay! Gather around bc I need to whisper…

But get these in your life!!!!

Game changer in desserts

 

[FootyGuy13]

Okay! Gather around bc I need to whisper…

But get these in your life!!!!

Game changer in desserts
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Well, I will say that the AI is getting better...

 

[Dinsdale]

Fun fact - drinking red wine while watching Predator makes a great film even greaterer.

Remember everyone, if it bleeds, we can kill it.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Well, I will say that the AI is getting better...

Get it in you… I swear! Best thing ever!

But you can only do one bc Jesus they are sickly sweet!

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Umm kenney,
Back away slowly from the onions.

FIrst, rescue the cake stuff...slow movements...we don't want any tears if the onions plan a surprise attack...

Now, get your fishing net...slowly...slowly

Annnnnd

Thwump!!! Catch those bad boys into the net and awayyyy from the general mixing and baking area.
Goood!
( wipes kemneys forehead with dry towel)

Now, deep breath. Some good music on...
And ready to bake!

OOh, excellent thought, had planned that also, but forgot,

Think I'll start with a bit of Adrian as I have high, high hopes for my creation,

 

[Tonga Bob]

Remember everyone, if it bleeds, we can kill it.

GET TO THA CHOPPAH!!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

GET TO THA CHOPPAH!!!

Nothing like it has ever been on earth before. It came for the thrill of the hunt. It picked the wrong man to hunt.