Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 5 - Las Vegas Bears v Gumbies FFC @ The Stadium In The Sky

[I Dont Care]

Why did the Gumby cross the road?
Coz he was lost and stupid
What do you give a Gumby for Christmas?
A kick up the arse
What do you give a Gumby for his birthday?
A kick up the other arse

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Well in here I certainly don't, on the qooty field, I do wear my lucky fluro g-string, every match.

So that's why the commentators keep saying you've got it on a string.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I am not.
I'm planning on kicking 12

Empty Forward more like.

 

[Mop]

Why did the Gumby cross the road?
Coz he was lost and stupid
What do you give a Gumby for Christmas?
A kick up the arse
What do you give a Gumby for his birthday?
A kick up the other arse

For a team of glorified cocaine bears that’s a lot of words .

 

[I Dont Care]

For a team of glorified cocaine bears that’s a lot of words .

Good a mop!! A bear does shit in the woods....you can start mopping there!

 

[GWS Goose]

Why did the Gumby cross the road?
Coz he was lost and stupid
What do you give a Gumby for Christmas?
A kick up the arse
What do you give a Gumby for his birthday?
A kick up the other arse

Not exactly Oscar Wilde like Whit here is it

 

[Falconista]

Thank God You're Here is the funniest thing on tv. However, one suspects that the Bears' team sheet may leave one laughing more..

 

[beez]

Why did the Gumby cross the road?
Coz he was lost and stupid
What do you give a Gumby for Christmas?
A kick up the arse
What do you give a Gumby for his birthday?
A kick up the other arse

This is Kern-like quality.

 

[beez]

Well in here I certainly don't, on the qooty field, I do wear my lucky fluro g-string, every match.

I am reporting you for unfair distraction on the field.

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

 

[Mop]

Good a mop!! A bear does shit in the woods....you can start mopping there!

The only thing I’ll be mopping is you boys on the SFA field.

 

[Cap]

Well in here I certainly don't, on the qooty field, I do wear my lucky fluro g-string, every match.

Thats the one thats fluro yellow at the front ?

 

[Millky95]

Thank God You're Here is the funniest thing on tv. However, one suspects that the Bears' team sheet may leave one laughing more..

There is a lack of good improv comedy on TV

 

[RonnieRaven]

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Great and glorious Gumbies, grab those suitcases and Passports, it's off to Vegas we go. Remember to pre-book yourself a GP appointment and possibly a psychology appointment for our return to Gumbania.

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[RonnieRaven]

 

[RonnieRaven]

RONNIE RAVEN here to destroy
Oval his field Gumbies his toy
Bear Coming at you like a shark with
Knees
Sold out show to witness the scenes
Like the rise of your worst nightmare
Come alive
Ronnie on the wing let’s see who’s going to survive

 

[tony]

Thank God You're Here is the funniest thing on tv. However, one suspects that the Bears' team sheet may leave one laughing more..

The Bears team sheet is no laughing matter, its just full of star players.

 

[tony]

I am reporting you for unfair distraction on the field.

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

If your looking for a lawyer may I suggest these guys, they are the best in all of Las Vegas. Matera92 personally hand picked all of them.

 

[Millky95]

The Bears team sheet is no laughing matter, its just full of star players.

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@Baloo looks like he has some bad ideas planned

 

[RonnieRaven]

The Bears team sheet is no laughing matter, its just full of star players.

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Smokey Ready to Rock and Roll
Tony!

 

[tony]

@Baloo looks like he has some bad ideas planned

He definitely has his eyes set on Cindy. I'm not sure how much qooty action we are going to get from those 2 on the bench.

 

[Millky95]

He definitely has his eyes set on Cindy. I'm not sure how much qooty action we are going to get from those 2 on the bench.

Action? Yes
Qooty? Not likely

 

[tony]

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Smokey Ready to Rock and Roll
Tony!

That's the thing I like most about Smokey, his always ready.

 

[tony]

Action? Yes
Qooty? Not likely

Possible father son in 18 years time. I like it, it saves us from having to go find rookies.

 

[Millky95]

Possible father son in 18 years time. I like it, it saves us from having to go find rookies.

Works for teams like the Gumbies, Old Boys and Furries so why not?

 

[MWPP]

Possible father son in 18 years time. I like it, it saves us from having to go find rookies.

The league’s lower age cutoff is a lot lower than a certain other league’s - more like 13
Distance education /teleeducation means they wouldn’t even be forced to pick between qooty and school