Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 5 - Las Vegas Bears v Gumbies FFC @ The Stadium In The Sky

[MWPP]

He definitely has his eyes set on Cindy. I'm not sure how much qooty action we are going to get from those 2 on the bench.

Cindy? I guess we have a brand new lovely lady in the stand . If she doesn’t fix up our goal kicking woes , nothing will.

 

[tony]

Works for teams like the Gumbies, Old Boys and Furries so why not?

I reckon Test Tickle could breed us a whole team of superstars, watch out female Bears of Las Vegas, testy is on the prowl.

 

[tony]

Cindy? I guess we have a brand new lovely lady in the stand . If she doesn’t fix up our goal kicking woes , nothing will.

She is definitely better looking than our current lovely lady in the stand.

 

[MWPP]

I reckon Test Tickle could breed us a whole team of superstars, watch out female Bears of Las Vegas, testy is on the prowl.

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Test Tickle was clearly uninspired by the JoshWoodenSpoon balaclava tan that CountryLad called out… as he has gone for the fake tan route instead. By not waiting a little longer to hop in the shower , it almost looks “natural” …

 

[GWS Goose]

Possible father son in 18 years time. I like it, it saves us from having to go find rookies.

Ill be so.disapointed if my child ends up in the SFA.
Surely her life choices will be by better than that

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

If you can't 'no u' by age 3 you're a lost cause IMO.

 

[Millky95]

If you can't 'no u' by age 3 you're a lost cause IMO.

Dw that's covered in chapter 2 of "Being a Bomber - The guide to being a SFA reject"

 

[RonnieRaven]

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

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We are hungry for success!!

Hopefully don't serve up a shit sandwich like last week.

 

[Falconista]

Ill be so.disapointed if my child ends up in the SFA.
Surely her life choices will be by better than that

Damn!
I was hoping to hoist captaincy upon her.

 

[I Dont Care]

Not exactly Oscar Wilde like Whit here is it

I'm sure I could have thought of a good comeback here...I'm just too lazy to google who the **** Oscar Wild like Whit is but anyway have a like instead

 

[I Dont Care]

This is Kern-like quality.

It was the Beez Kneez

 

[I Dont Care]

The only thing I’ll be mopping is you boys on the SFA field.

Well, we'll make sure you have a nice thick splintery mop handle shoved deep into your mop handle hole

 

[Falconista]

Works for teams like the Gumbies, Old Boys and Furries so why not?

FACT CHECK:

The Gumbies proudly recruit rookies and are always seeking more. This season we have The_Wookie who is a star in the making.

Previously we've had:
Season 37: DinoSoar
Season 36 (ahhh, what a season!): cats_09, nobbyiscool, HotPiesWithSauce
Season 35: Aucklander, Tigerlaird
Season 34: rye, The Foolback (who yes, probably wasn't a rook but was recruited in good faith)
Season 33: CatToTheFuture, Dayts, Bulldogs85, Supercheapgiants, ossie_21, Falconista
Season 32: Dory_77
Season 31: Grimesy87, wherearemykeys
Season 30: omgfridge

So, at least one for the past 8 seasons. I didn't check back further so possibly a longer streak than that.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Season 37: DinoSoar
Season 36 (ahhh, what a season!): cats_09, nobbyiscool, HotPiesWithSauce
Season 35: Aucklander, Tigerlaird
Season 34: rye, The Foolback (who yes, probably wasn't a rook but was recruited in good faith)
Season 33: CatToTheFuture, Dayts, Bulldogs85, Supercheapgiants, ossie_21, Falconista
Season 32: Dory_77
Season 31: Grimesy87, wherearemykeys
Season 30: omgfridge

 

[GWS Goose]

Damn!
I was hoping to hoist captaincy upon her.

Ill be teaching her to prioritise credit taking over responsibility early in life.
Leads to far more success and happiness.
Its not fair, but its true.

 

[GWS Goose]

FACT CHECK:
View attachment 2087368
The Gumbies proudly recruit rookies and are always seeking more. This season we have The_Wookie who is a star in the making.

Previously we've had:
Season 37: DinoSoar
Season 36 (ahhh, what a season!): cats_09, nobbyiscool, HotPiesWithSauce
Season 35: Aucklander, Tigerlaird
Season 34: rye, The Foolback (who yes, probably wasn't a rook but was recruited in good faith)
Season 33: CatToTheFuture, Dayts, Bulldogs85, Supercheapgiants, ossie_21, Falconista
Season 32: Dory_77
Season 31: Grimesy87, wherearemykeys
Season 30: omgfridge

So, at least one for the past 8 seasons. I didn't check back further so possibly a longer streak than that.

I noticed you left off Season 29, the recruitment of the Gumbies best all time player.

 

[GWS Goose]

I'm sure I could have thought of a good comeback here...I'm just too lazy to google who the **** Oscar Wild like Whit is but anyway have a like instead

Oscar Wilde is not exactly obscure.
not knowing him may not be the flex you think it is

 

[Falconista]

I noticed you left off Season 29, the recruitment of the Gumbies best all time player.

Sorry beez.

 

[I Dont Care]

Oscar Wilde is not exactly obscure.
not knowing him may not be the flex you think it is

Maybe he is descended from another obscure person named Roger ****edbythenavele remembered from English court records of 1310-11

 

[GWS Goose]

Sorry beez.

I could have accepted Barrybran (his Baz, hope you are regretting your decision and you'll be back next year), but beez , that is just insulting.

 

[cats_09]

Ill be so.disapointed if my child ends up in the SFA.
Surely her life choices will be by better than that

Is there a parent/child draft option in SFA - or is this the place where kids go to get away from their parents?

 

[GWS Goose]

Is there a parent/child draft option in SFA - or is this the place where kids go to get away from their parents?

I feel both parent and child would like to avoid the other in here.

 

[cats_09]

I feel both parent and child would like to avoid the other in here.

Alternatively, join a different team so that you can hang shit on your folk/s without getting in trouble

 

[Millky95]

FACT CHECK:
View attachment 2087368
The Gumbies proudly recruit rookies and are always seeking more. This season we have The_Wookie who is a star in the making.

Previously we've had:
Season 37: DinoSoar
Season 36 (ahhh, what a season!): cats_09, nobbyiscool, HotPiesWithSauce
Season 35: Aucklander, Tigerlaird
Season 34: rye, The Foolback (who yes, probably wasn't a rook but was recruited in good faith)
Season 33: CatToTheFuture, Dayts, Bulldogs85, Supercheapgiants, ossie_21, Falconista
Season 32: Dory_77
Season 31: Grimesy87, wherearemykeys
Season 30: omgfridge

So, at least one for the past 8 seasons. I didn't check back further so possibly a longer streak than that.

I see nothing of value here