Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 5 - West Coast Wonders v Coney Island Warriors @ The Colosseum

[Dinsdale]

What's thyme got to do with Venus?

Well thyme is fleeting

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

what the **** has happened to big footy and why does it open a new page when I click reply now

AND READ CONFIRMATIONS ARE BACK

NOOO

 

[Ocha905]

what the **** has happened to big footy and why does it open a new page when I click reply now

AND READ CONFIRMATIONS ARE BACK

NOOO

Dunno

 

[Ocha905]

In light of this "Bigfooty is collapsing" proclamation I wish you all a Happy Friday 5.

 

[FootyGuy13]

what the **** has happened to big footy and why does it open a new page when I click reply now

AND READ CONFIRMATIONS ARE BACK

NOOO

Chief has built a fail-safe to make sure the Wonders proof-read their teamsheet from now on.

 

[Dinsdale]

Chief has built a fail-safe to make sure the Wonders proof-read their teamsheet from now on.

Chief is better at breaking things.

 

[Dinsdale]

Quietest colloseum I've ever known

 

[HARPSichord]

Quietest colloseum I've ever known

 

[Ocha905]

In times like these I like to break out a Chuck Klosterman hypothetical -

"You are sitting in an empty bar (in a town you've never before visited), drinking with a soft-spoken acquaintance you barely know. After an hour, a third individual walks into the tavern and sits by himself, and you ask your acquaintance who the new man is. Be careful of that guy, you are told. He is a man with a past. A few minutes later, a fourth person enters the bar; he also sits alone. You ask your acquaintance who this new individual is. Be careful of that guy too, he says. He is a man with no past. Which of these two people do you trust less?"

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Dunno

thanks

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Chief has built a fail-safe to make sure the Wonders proof-read their teamsheet from now on.

We haven't had a mistake in YEARS! leave us alone

 

[spudmaster]

We haven't had a mistake in YEARS! leave us alone

 

[The Filth Wizard]

We haven't had a mistake in YEARS! leave us alone

People only remember your last team sheet.

 

[Dinsdale]

In times like these I like to break out a Chuck Klosterman hypothetical -

"You are sitting in an empty bar (in a town you've never before visited), drinking with a soft-spoken acquaintance you barely know. After an hour, a third individual walks into the tavern and sits by himself, and you ask your acquaintance who the new man is. Be careful of that guy, you are told. He is a man with a past. A few minutes later, a fourth person enters the bar; he also sits alone. You ask your acquaintance who this new individual is. Be careful of that guy too, he says. He is a man with no past. Which of these two people do you trust less?"

Myself, why am I talking to this weirdo

 

[Dinsdale]

Actually this is the quietest venue I've ever performed at since the Hollywood Bowl turnip incident of 2004.

 

[Dinsdale]

In times like these I like to break out a Chuck Klosterman hypothetical -

"You are sitting in an empty bar (in a town you've never before visited), drinking with a soft-spoken acquaintance you barely know. After an hour, a third individual walks into the tavern and sits by himself, and you ask your acquaintance who the new man is. Be careful of that guy, you are told. He is a man with a past. A few minutes later, a fourth person enters the bar; he also sits alone. You ask your acquaintance who this new individual is. Be careful of that guy too, he says. He is a man with no past. Which of these two people do you trust less?"

Of course it's the guy with no past. Impossible.

 

[Ocha905]

Of course it's the guy with no past. Impossible.

But what if the guy with no past is an infant?

 

[Pamcake1]

But what if the guy with no past is an infant?

They're not allowed to walk into bars by themselves.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

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thank you spudmaster, I couldn't have said it better myself

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

People only remember your last team sheet.

which was about round one for the dragons

 

[Pamcake1]

It was a full moon last night, so I'd say everybody is out the back trying to round up the goats to sacrifice.

 

[Dinsdale]

But what if the guy with no past is an infant?

Then it's not a guy, it's a baby. Untrustworthy little brats, pretending they need constant care.

 

[Dinsdale]

They're not allowed to walk into bars by themselves.

Nor should they be able to walk, thus no trust.

 

[Pamcake1]

Nor should they be able to walk, thus no trust.

Never trust a toddler, very true.

 

[Pamcake1]

Actually I've found where everyone is Dins.
They are all out there looking after their Media threads.