Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 5 - West Coast Wonders v Coney Island Warriors @ The Colosseum

[BFew]

Dare

OK.
I dare you to enjoy a Warriors tackle from behind tomorrow afternoon.

 

[spudmaster]

OK.
I dare you to post to enjoy a Warriors tackle from behind tomorrow afternoon.

Which Wazza is sporting the biggest tackle gents? Does the coach keep those sort of stats?

 

[Kilroy]

I'm hopeless at directions as well. During the offseason I told our Baghdad Bomber friends that they only way was up in season38 after their disastrous S37, but that's not looking promising...

Indeed.

You forgot about sideways

 

[HARPSichord]

 

[BFew]

I'm a bit concerned that some kid might see this post and think it is ok to spill your drink on your top like that.

 

[spudmaster]

 

[HARPSichord]

Thank you, James P. Sullivan.

 

[BFew]

What do you get when you put the spudmaster on the Cookmaster?

 

[spudmaster]

What do you get when you put the spudmaster on the Cookmaster?

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You get a smack in the chops for starters!
Feel as if I'm going to need to bring some foil tomorrow to protect me from all your 'strategies'.

 

[BFew]

How come all of the spudmaster buds looks so boring?

 

[HARPSichord]

What do you get when you put the spudmaster on the Cookmaster?

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[BFew]

You get a smack in the chops for starters!
Feel as if I'm going to need to bring some foil tomorrow to protect me from all your 'strategies'.

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I see you are a follower tomorrow, but there's no need to stalk me.
Especially as I'm playing very full forward.
Will be very full after feasting on jacketed spuds for lunch.

 

[spudmaster]

I see you are a follower tomorrow, but there's no need to stalk me.

Yes, in fact the only thing seem I don't appear to follow are the team's game-day instructions, much to the chagrin of my teammates. 'Hit ball to midfielder' is just too much to comprehend some days.

Especially as I'm playing very full forward.

Ooh how's your form and accuracy been to start the season? Are you the burst out of the blocks type of the ease into the season gradually type?

Will be very full after feasting on jacketed spuds for lunch.

HARPSichord fair warning your mob will be using their injury sub early if he smack-talks me on the field tomorrow!

 

[BFew]

I'll be spitting chips during Q1 tomorrow.

 

[BFew]

Ooh how's your form and accuracy been to start the season?

11.3 (from the Wonders 3 games this season - we had a bye in Round 2)
3.1
4.1
4.1
How about you?

 

[BFew]

Are you the burst out of the blocks type of the ease into the season gradually type?

As a rookie last year, I eased into the season by starting off in the back lines, before moving forward more and playing in a number of rolls (but not FF) and kicking a swag of goals.

And then there was this against the Old Boys at the back end of the season.

Media - SWEET BFEW HYSTERIA - The Best EVER Match by a Rookie

In what can only be described as the next coming of Jesus BFew has graced us with his qooty skills to give the Ophidian Old Boys a lot to deal with before their finals race began. Highly touted as the next GOAT after an incredible junior career, BFew had a quiet start to his Sweet F.A career...

www.bigfooty.com

22 Kicks
12 Handballs
34 Disposals
7 Tackles
Goal of the Game
6 Goals
154 Dream Team Points

 

[BFew]

your mob will be using their injury sub early if he smack-talks me on the field tomorrow!

Go stick a fork in it, you spud.

 

[spudmaster]

I'll be spitting chips during Q1 tomorrow.

And loose teeth at this rate

 

[spudmaster]

11.3 (from the Wonders 3 games this season - we had a bye in Round 2)
3.1
4.1
4.1
How about you?

Yeah about the same number of touches.
Oh wait, those are goals??

As a rookie last year, I eased into the season by starting off in the back lines, before moving forward more and playing in a number of rolls (but not FF) and kicking a swag of goals.

And then there was this against the Old Boys at the back end of the season.

Media - SWEET BFEW HYSTERIA - The Best EVER Match by a Rookie

In what can only be described as the next coming of Jesus BFew has graced us with his qooty skills to give the Ophidian Old Boys a lot to deal with before their finals race began. Highly touted as the next GOAT after an incredible junior career, BFew had a quiet start to his Sweet F.A career...

www.bigfooty.com

22 Kicks
12 Handballs
34 Disposals
7 Tackles
Goal of the Game
6 Goals
154 Dream Team Points

Wowzers! Kudos on that one. Surely earned yourself an extra couple of zeroes on your next paycheck with that performance.

 

[ClarkeM]

OK.
I dare you to enjoy a Warriors tackle from behind tomorrow afternoon.

Before the game or after?

 

[BFew]

Yeah about the same number of touches.
Oh wait, those are goals??


Wowzers! Kudos on that one. Surely earned yourself an extra couple of zeroes on your next paycheck with that performance.

Golden goals and diamond points.

AnUltimateRessie gave me an IOU, the end of Season Captains pick award, and an offer of the FF position for S38.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Wowzers! Kudos on that one. Surely earned yourself an extra couple of zeroes on your next paycheck with that performance.

Yeah, after the decimal point 0.000000000

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Giant YoYo how scared were you that Jeremy Cameron

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Jeremy Cameron

Age

31

Ht

196cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.5

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

2.6

5star

D

10.0

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

2.9

2star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.0

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

4.6

5star

T

2.4

4star

G

2.0

5star

was about to beat Hogan in the coleman today? Only needed 18

 

[BFew]

OK.
I dare you to enjoy a Warriors tackle from behind tomorrow afternoon.

Before the game or after?

As Billy Joel once crooned ...

"face to face"

"... anytime you want.
In our Italian Restaurant"

 

[BFew]

Yeah, after the decimal point 0.000000000

Too tight right.
Still waiting for my XCollo Crypto allocation that the Wonders digitally mine from Mount Buller (don't tell the Demons) or Mount Dame Etna, which is not too far from the Collosseum.

Not my favourite aural number from this Johny.

But indicative of how many goals spudmaster will score tomorrow.