Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 7: West Coast Wonders v Ophidian Old Boys at The Colosseum

[Robertio]

Carna Old Boys lets go.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

1 : 15.47 - <<< Dingster is coming on to replace U2tigers >>>

FFS U2tigers what did you do to the sim, it must have been horrific what ever it was

 

[Pamcake1]

WTF SPECKSAVERS NOW OISON

1 : 19.54 {rFP} - Oisin_the_Goat boots it through the big sticks... of the wrong goals. Oops.

 

[Giant YoYo]

1 : 11.21 {C} - Nobody's checking Giant YoYo.

Good.

1 : 11.25 {C} - Someone call a dentist. Giant YoYo has run into King Tenz and is hurting.

 

[BFew]

1 : 17.07 {rHBF} - dogs105 must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.

More like raw talent from dogs105

 

[DemurePrincess]

1 : 10.34 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
1 : 10.42 {C} - Running with the ball is Giant YoYo.
1 : 10.44 {rHFF} - Pumps it long for DenieD.
1 : 10.48 {rHFF} - Absolute hanger by DenieD!.
1 : 10.52 {rHFF} - Now DenieD has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.55 {CHF} - A quick handpass to akkaps.
1 : 10.58 {CHF} - akkaps bounces the ball.
1 : 11.03 {CHF} - akkaps got into the back of Tigerturbulance.
1 : 11.05 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon with the ball now.
1 : 11.08 {lHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 11.11 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to Braklet.
1 : 11.15 {C} - He kicks towards King Tenz and Giant YoYo.
1 : 11.19 {C} - He can't hold it.
1 : 11.21 {C} - Nobody's checking Giant YoYo.
1 : 11.25 {C} - Someone call a dentist. Giant YoYo has run into King Tenz and is hurting.
1 : 11.3 {lW} - Mrs Turbo through heavy traffic.
1 : 11.31 {lW} - Crunching tackle by HARPSichord.
1 : 11.36 {rW} - HARPSichord threads his way through traffic.
1 : 11.4 {lW} - Sees BigChippa52 out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 11.41 {lW} - Top mark FreoGirl.
1 : 11.46 {rW} - Now FreoGirl has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.5 {rW} - That's a push-out. Free kick to BigChippa52.
1 : 11.52 {lW} - Nobody's checking BigChippa52.
1 : 11.56 {rW} - Almost a throw to HARPSichord.
1 : 11.58 {C} - Fires out the handpass to Giant YoYo.
1 : 12.03 {C} - Great bump by King Tenz. Giant YoYo has not moved.
1 : 12.07 {C} - King Tenz takes off.
1 : 12.08 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. DemurePrincess runs onto it.
1 : 12.13 {rHFF} - DemurePrincess is crunched in a tackle.
1 : 12.17 {CHB} - The ball is now with AnUltimateRessie.
1 : 12.19 {rW} - He rewards the HARPSichord lead.
1 : 12.23 {rW} - Mrs Turbo claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 12.27 {lW} - Mrs Turbo slowing down the play.
1 : 12.3 {rW} - A short kick to FreoGirl.
1 : 12.33 {rW} - FreoGirl pushes off and take a gutsy diving mark.
1 : 12.37 {rW} - FreoGirl with the ball now.
1 : 12.4 {rW} - FreoGirl sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 12.43 {rHFF} - FreoGirl is still looking for options and takes another.
1 : 12.48 {rHFF} - He's still going.
1 : 12.5 {rHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily Braklet was well placed to clean up.
1 : 12.54 {rHFF} - Great bump by Pamcake1. Braklet has not moved.
1 : 12.56 {lHBF} - croweater 41 takes off.
1 : 13 {C} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Giant YoYo.
1 : 13.04 {C} - Giant YoYo can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 13.06 {C} - Giant YoYo breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 13.1 {lW} - Spears a kick towards BigChippa52.
1 : 13.15 {lW} - FreoGirl will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 13.16 {lW} - Mrs Turbo turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 13.21 {lW} - Mrs Turbo sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 13.25 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 13.27 {rW} - Hands it off to Braklet.
1 : 13.31 {rW} - Handpass to space. FreoGirl runs onto it.
1 : 13.35 {rW} - Handpasses to Braklet.
1 : 13.37 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to Elton Johns Wig.
1 : 13.41 {C} - Quick hands to King Tenz.
1 : 13.45 {rHFF} - He spots an option and kicks to DemurePrincess.
1 : 13.48 {rHFF} - Great saving mark taken by croweater 41.
1 : 13.52 {lHBF} - Running with the ball is croweater 41.
1 : 13.53 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 13.58 {lW} - A quick handpass to BigChippa52.
1 : 14.02 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 14.04 {lW} - Handpass to space. Pamcake1 runs onto it.
1 : 14.08 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 14.12 {C} - But King Tenz is standing in the way and marks.
1 : 14.15 {rW} - FreoGirl picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 14.18 {rW} - FreoGirl is crunched in a tackle by BigChippa52.
1 : 14.22 {lW} - BigChippa52 assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 14.25 {lW} - Almost a throw to ClarkeM.
1 : 14.29 {CHF} - Boots the ball toward akkaps.
1 : 14.33 {CHF} - akkaps takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
1 : 14.35 {CHF} - akkaps sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 14.39 {CHF} - He gets a handpass to Pamcake1.
1 : 14.43 {CHF} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
1 : 14.45 {CHF} - What a statement by Pamcake1.
West Coast Wonders : 3.3.21
Ophidian Old Boys : 1.0.6
1 : 14.49 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
1 : 14.55 {rW} - FreoGirl breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 15 {rW} - FreoGirl has a bounce.
1 : 15.02 {lW} - He involves Mrs Turbo in the play.
1 : 15.06 {lW} - HARPSichord sews Mrs Turbo up in a fantastic tackle.
1 : 15.1 {C} - A bit of space for Giant YoYo to utilise.
1 : 15.12 {lHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of dogs105.
1 : 15.16 {lHFF} - Over the head of dogs105.
1 : 15.2 {lHFF} - dogs105 dances around myblueroan.
1 : 15.22 - <<< JT_the_Man is coming on to replace NinjaSwan >>>
1 : 15.31 {lHFF} - dogs105 tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 15.33 {lHFF} - dogs105 goes for a long goal.
1 : 15.37 {lHFF} - That's a terrible miss.
West Coast Wonders : 3.4.22
Ophidian Old Boys : 1.0.6
1 : 15.43 {FB} - U2tigers looks downfield.
1 : 15.47 - <<< Dingster is coming on to replace U2tigers >>>
1 : 15.53 {FB} - Dingster has it.
1 : 15.57 {lBP} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 16 {lBP} - But the kick goes straight to jezzajay.
1 : 16.04 {rFP} - So jezzajay ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 16.08 {rFP} - Wickzki is going to get a free.
1 : 16.1 {rBP} - Dingster looking for a lead.
1 : 16.14 {rBP} - No-look handpass to Braklet.
1 : 16.18 {CHB} - A slick handpass goes to Tigerturbulance.
1 : 16.2 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 16.24 {lHBF} - No mark taken as thewizardmelon and DenieD wrestle for position.
1 : 16.28 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking thewizardmelon.
1 : 16.3 {lBP} - A long looping handpass to Braklet.
1 : 16.34 {CHB} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Tigerturbulance to mark.
1 : 16.37 {CHB} - Over the head of Tigerturbulance.
1 : 16.4 {CHF} - akkaps takes them on.
1 : 16.45 {lHFF} - Handpasses to dogs105.
1 : 16.47 {CHF} - He tries to find akkaps with a chip pass.
1 : 16.51 {CHF} - akkaps takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
1 : 16.55 {CHF} - akkaps sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 16.57 {CHF} - Tigerturbulance applies the tackle on akkaps.
1 : 17.01 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance looking for a lead.
1 : 17.06 {rHBF} - A wild kick laterally towards myblueroan.
1 : 17.07 {rHBF} - dogs105 must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 17.12 {lHFF} - With the ball is dogs105.
1 : 17.16 {rFP} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 17.17 {rFP} - Spoilt by Wickzki.
1 : 17.22 {rFP} - jezzajay slowing down the play.
1 : 17.26 {rFP} - jezzajay nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 17.28 {rFP} - jezzajay may even have goaled.
1 : 17.32 {rFP} - Miraculous goal to jezzajay.
West Coast Wonders : 4.4.28
Ophidian Old Boys : 1.0.6
1 : 17.34 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
1 : 17.42 {C} - Elton Johns Wig assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 17.45 {rHFF} - He kicks towards DemurePrincess and croweater 41.
1 : 17.49 {rHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 17.53 {lHBF} - croweater 41 has possession.
1 : 17.55 {CHB} - A quick handpass to AnUltimateRessie.
1 : 17.59 {CHB} - Hands it off to Pamcake1.
1 : 18.03 {lHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 18.05 {lHBF} - No mark taken as croweater 41 and DemurePrincess wrestle for position.
1 : 18.09 {lHBF} - croweater 41 dances around DemurePrincess.
1 : 18.13 {C} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Giant YoYo.
1 : 18.15 {C} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 18.19 {C} - A bit of space for Giant YoYo to utilise.
1 : 18.23 {lW} - He elects to use BigChippa52 and kicks in that direction.
1 : 18.25 {lW} - BigChippa52 is the target but he's outplayed by FreoGirl.
1 : 18.3 {rW} - FreoGirl streaming down the ground.
1 : 18.32 {rW} - He handpasses to Over The Post.
1 : 18.36 {rW} - Over The Post takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 18.4 {lW} - An underground handpass to Mrs Turbo.
1 : 18.42 {rW} - Gives the ball to FreoGirl.
1 : 18.46 {rW} - The umpire pulls a free from nowhere and off goes BigChippa52.
1 : 18.51 {lW} - The ball is now with BigChippa52.
1 : 18.52 {CHF} - He gets a handpass to akkaps.
1 : 18.57 {lHFF} - He kicks sideways towards dogs105.
1 : 19.01 {lHFF} - myblueroan comes in from the side to intercept.
1 : 19.02 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking myblueroan.
1 : 19.07 {C} - He handpasses to King Tenz.
1 : 19.11 {C} - He handpasses to Over The Post.
1 : 19.13 {C} - Over The Post takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 19.17 {rHFF} - He sends the ball to DemurePrincess.
1 : 19.19 {rHFF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 19.23 {rHFF} - DemurePrincess sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 19.28 {rHFF} - DemurePrincess has a bounce.
1 : 19.3 {CHF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 19.34 {CHF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 19.38 {CHF} - Robertio has a paddock.
1 : 19.4 {rFP} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : 19.44 {rFP} - Over the head of Juddgement Day.
1 : 19.48 {rFP} - Juddgement Day has possession.
1 : 19.5 {rFP} - Juddgement Day about twenty-five out.
1 : 19.54 {rFP} - Oisin_the_Goat boots it through the big sticks... of the wrong goals. Oops.
West Coast Wonders : 4.4.28
Ophidian Old Boys : 1.1.7
1 : 20 {FB} - Ressies SwampPig to send the ball forward.
1 : 20.04 {FB} - Ressies SwampPig bounces the ball.
1 : 20.08 {FB} - Pamcake1 runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 20.11 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 takes off on a lead.
1 : 20.15 {rHBF} - Irish BlueBagger floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 20.17 {lHFF} - So Irish BlueBagger ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 20.21 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger has time to take a bounce.
1 : 20.25 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 20.27 {lHFF} - Big ... big kick by Over The Post.
1 : 20.31 {lHFF} - And Cubs2Lions walks it over the goal line for a point.
West Coast Wonders : 4.4.28
Ophidian Old Boys : 1.2.8
1 : 20.37 {FB} - Ressies SwampPig to send the ball forward.
1 : 20.42 {rBP} - Almost a throw to ClarkeM.
1 : 20.46 {rBP} - Elton Johns Wig rips the ball off ClarkeM.
1 : 20.48 {rFP} - Juddgement Day has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 20.52 {rFP} - Juddgement Day from thirty metres.
1 : 20.56 {rFP} - Fades away to the left. One behind to the score..
West Coast Wonders : 4.4.28
Ophidian Old Boys : 1.3.9
1 : 21.02 {FB} - With the ball is Ressies SwampPig.
1 : 21.06 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 calls for it.
1 : 21.08 {rHBF} - Irish BlueBagger claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 21.13 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger slowing down the play.
1 : 21.15 {lFP} - No-look handpass to kenneyswarriors.
1 : 21.19 {lFP} - This should be a certain goal.
1 : 21.23 {lFP} - Bending back ... not far enough though. A minor score to kenneyswarriors.
West Coast Wonders : 4.4.28
Ophidian Old Boys : 1.4.10
1 : 21.29 {FB} - Oisin_the_Goat takes off.
1 : 21.33 {FB} - Got to be a throw - and that's how the umpire sees it.
1 : 21.35 {FF} - BRAB to send the ball forward.
1 : 21.39 {FF} - He has a shot from nowhere.
1 : 21.43 {FF} - What a happy fellow is BRAB.
West Coast Wonders : 4.4.28
Ophidian Old Boys : 2.4.16
1 : 21.46 {C} - Neither ruckman can take advantage of the bounce.
1 : 21.53 {rW} - Not enough pressure on HARPSichord.
1 : 21.56 {rW} - Mrs Turbo applies the tackle.
1 : 22 {rW} - FreoGirl dances around BigChippa52.
1 : 22.04 {rW} - I don't know what the ump expected him to do - but he's lost the ball.
1 : 22.06 {lW} - BigChippa52 looks downfield.
1 : 22.1 {rW} - Spears a kick towards HARPSichord.
1 : 22.12 {rW} - Great saving mark taken by Mrs Turbo.
1 : 22.16 {lW} - Mrs Turbo slowing down the play.
1 : 22.21 {C} - He elects to use King Tenz and kicks in that direction.
1 : 22.23 {C} - The ball spills free.
1 : 22.27 {C} - King Tenz with a little space.
1 : 22.31 {C} - A long looping handpass to Over The Post.
1 : 22.33 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 22.37 {rW} - BigChippa52 must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 22.41 {lW} - BigChippa52 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 22.43 {lW} - Looks like a change.
1 : 22.47 - <<< croweater 41 is trading places with Ressies SwampPig >>>
1 : 22.53 {lW} - A bit of space for BigChippa52 to utilise.
1 : 22.58 {lW} - BigChippa52 has time to take a bounce.
1 : 23 {lW} - What a tackle by FreoGirl.
1 : 23.04 {lW} - Quality gather by Mrs Turbo.
1 : 23.08 {rHFF} - A measured kick in the direction of DemurePrincess.
1 : 23.1 {rHFF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 23.14 {rHFF} - DemurePrincess weaves through the congestion.
1 : 23.18 {CHF} - A wild handball - but luckily Robertio was well placed to clean up.
1 : 23.21 {CHF} - Robertio dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 23.25 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to Irish BlueBagger.
1 : 23.28 {lHFF} - Good tackle - Irish BlueBagger is deemed in possession and will lose it.
1 : 23.31 {CHB} - AnUltimateRessie wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 23.35 {rHBF} - Hands it off to SSwans2011.
1 : 23.38 {lW} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 23.41 {lW} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 23.45 {lW} - Taking the ball is BigChippa52.
1 : 23.49 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Pamcake1.
1 : 23.51 {rW} - Spears a kick towards HARPSichord.
1 : 23.55 {rW} - Taking the mark is HARPSichord who's form looks good today.
1 : 23.57 {rW} - Now HARPSichord has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 24.01 {rW} - HARPSichord dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 24.06 {lW} - He handpasses to BigChippa52.
1 : 24.08 {lW} - That's a fantasic tackle by FreoGirl.
1 : 24.12 {C} - With the ball is King Tenz.
1 : 24.16 {lHFF} - He sends the ball to Irish BlueBagger.
1 : 24.18 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger misjudges it and it's an easy mark to SSwans2011.
1 : 24.22 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 24.27 {lW} - A measured kick to BigChippa52.
1 : 24.28 {lW} - Poor effort from BigChippa52 and FreoGirl takes the mark.
1 : 24.32 {C} - King Tenz with the ball now.
1 : 24.37 {lHFF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 24.38 {lHFF} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 24.43 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 looking for a lead.
1 : 24.47 - <<< NinjaSwan is coming on to replace JT_the_Man >>>
1 : 24.53 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 has it.
1 : 24.55 {C} - Sees Giant YoYo ahead and sends it his way.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
West Coast Wonders : 4.4.28
Ophidian Old Boys : 2.4.16
=====================================

Ya know those dog leashes that retract…

Enjoy your little run bc we are about to flick the switch!

 

[BFew]

1 : 17.28 {rFP} - jezzajay may even have goaled.
1 : 17.32 {rFP} - Miraculous goal to jezzajay.
West Coast Wonders : 4.4.28
Ophidian Old Boys : 1.0.6

Raw talent again.
No miracles required.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Are you still fine?

Not even worried mate

 

[BFew]

1 : 19.02 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking myblueroan.

Is Nobody even playing in this match?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

right oh Old Boys

 

[DemurePrincess]

Tigerturbulance dont forget to flick the ****ing switch!

 

[Robertio]

Not even worried mate

Plenty of time.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Wonders win from here

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

dont worry old bops we've lost our last two games in the last minute or two of the game

 

[DemurePrincess]

Wonders win from here

Like **** are you coming in here with that as your soul comment!

Say something else! Hurry up!

 

[Over The Post]

Jesus i hope there isn't any young kids about!

Mate, we're flat out skimming the collection plates and indulging too many rorts to have time left for indiscretions like that. We leave that to the human catlicks.

 

[Giant YoYo]

Lets go Wonders!!

 

[Pamcake1]

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Like **** are you coming in here with that as your soul comment!

Say something else! Hurry up!

Commiserations OOB

 

[Pugsley]

 

[Over The Post]

SFA game threads somehow always end up with a whole log of shit posting in one form or another.

Indeed. You'll never know which posts are from my desktop supercomputer and which are done on a tablet while I'm in the crapper.

 

[DemurePrincess]

**** when that smile is on the other side of your face

I’ll be here waiting with an I TOLD YOU SO!!

 

[BFew]

Ya know those dog leashes that retract…

Enjoy your little run bc we are about to flick the switch!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Commiserations OOB

Reported

 

[HARPSichord]

dont worry old bops we've lost our last two games in the last minute or two of the game

Old Bops has a good ring to it.