Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 7: West Coast Wonders v Ophidian Old Boys at The Colosseum

[DemurePrincess]

Cue Pugsley … something about leaving it

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Old Bops has a good ring to it.

please dont point out mistakes by my huge meat fingers

 

[ClarkeM]

 

[Pugsley]

Cue Pugsley … something about leaving it

That's out of my reach.

 

[HARPSichord]

please dont point out mistakes by my huge meat fingers

 

[Over The Post]

Pretty embarrassing from Cadsky that, long time captain and an utter failure!

But the more hilarious thing was the admin of the league The Filth Wizard not even charging the Royals captain with the correct charge per the rules. Mickey Mouse stuff, especially from a two-time admin who really should never be making mistakes as simple as that. Makes me nervous about Trump potentially being given reigns again of America.

TFW. Say no more.

 

[DemurePrincess]

philreich are you okay? Can you do your crying later please

 

[Pamcake1]

When will they finishing gaffer taping up the Sim now that Phils tears have made it breakdown in sympathy.

 

[BFew]

That's out of my reach.

Is that why you left it then?

 

[DemurePrincess]

When will they finishing gaffer taping up the Sim now that Phils tears have made it breakdown in sympathy.

The salt from His tears has ****ed the sim

 

[Tigerturbulance]

 

[BFew]

philreich are you okay? Can you do your crying later please

I think he's enjoying our game banter a little too much.

 

[Giant YoYo]

Can we please stop the count.

I think we've seen enough.

Wonders win, thank you.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Go wonders

 

[philreich]

2 : 25 {C} - Spoilt by King Tenz.
2 : 25 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
2 : .06 {lW} - BigChippa52 does some crumbing and is away.
2 : .1 {lW} - BigChippa52 is crunched in a tackle.
2 : .13 {rW} - The bounce favours FreoGirl and he is off and running.
2 : .16 {rW} - A poor handpass but Braklet is up to the challenge.
2 : .2 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to Over The Post.
2 : .24 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : .26 {CHB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : .3 {rW} - He kicks towards FreoGirl and BigChippa52.
2 : .34 {rW} - Top mark - not paid.
2 : .36 {C} - Running with the ball is Giant YoYo.
2 : .4 {C} - He gets a handpass to Cubs2Lions.
2 : .45 {rHFF} - DenieD trying to offer a lead.
2 : .46 {rHFF} - Spoilt by thewizardmelon.
2 : .51 {rHFF} - DenieD sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
2 : .53 {rHFF} - An underground handpass to Pamcake1.
2 : .57 {rHFF} - Watch out! Oh! Braklet has laid Pamcake1 out flat.
2 : 1.01 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance with a little space.
2 : 1.03 {rW} - A bit of a miskick.
2 : 1.07 {rW} - Spoilt by BigChippa52.
2 : 1.12 {rW} - Nobody's checking FreoGirl.
2 : 1.13 {C} - Huge handpass to King Tenz. As good as a kick.
2 : 1.17 {C} - Quick hands to Braklet.
2 : 1.22 {rHFF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
2 : 1.23 {rHFF} - DemurePrincess has surprised even himself by taking the mark.
2 : 1.28 {rHFF} - DemurePrincess sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 1.32 {FF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of BRAB.
2 : 1.34 {FF} - NinjaSwan will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 1.38 {FF} - BRAB sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 1.4 {FF} - BRAB from point blank range.
2 : 1.45 {FF} - BRAB likes it and so does the goal umpire.
West Coast Wonders : 4.4.28
Ophidian Old Boys : 3.4.22
2 : 1.48 {C} - Elton Johns Wig wins the tapout.
2 : 1.55 {C} - Giant YoYo assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 1.59 {C} - Giant YoYo has a bounce.
2 : 2.01 {C} - Don't tell me he's kicked it... DON'T TELL ME....
2 : 2.05 {C} - That looked clean but the umpire says it was touched.
West Coast Wonders : 4.5.29
Ophidian Old Boys : 3.4.22
2 : 2.11 {FB} - Nobody's checking Dingster.
2 : 2.15 {FB} - Draws a man and then with hands to Elton Johns Wig.
2 : 2.19 {FB} - Elton Johns Wig has time to take a bounce.
2 : 2.21 {lHBF} - That kick is a real floater.
2 : 2.25 {lHBF} - DenieD upset the marking attempt by thewizardmelon.
2 : 2.3 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon breaks free and has found some space.
2 : 2.32 {lHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Over The Post was well placed to clean up.
2 : 2.35 {lHBF} - Cubs2Lions has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
2 : 2.38 {lHFF} - dogs105 has it.
2 : 2.42 {CHF} - No-look handpass to akkaps.
2 : 2.46 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily dogs105 was well placed to clean up.
2 : 2.48 {FF} - Kicks to a contest - BFew looks to get to thre front.
2 : 2.52 {FF} - BFew appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 2.57 {rBP} - So Dingster ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 2.58 {lBP} - Spears a kick towards Wickzki.
2 : 3.02 {lBP} - Top mark jezzajay.
2 : 3.07 {FF} - BFew takes off.
2 : 3.09 {FF} - He goes for goal.
2 : 3.13 {FF} - Sails through the big sticks for number 1.
West Coast Wonders : 5.5.35
Ophidian Old Boys : 3.4.22
2 : 3.17 {C} - The ruck contest is won by Elton Johns Wig.
2 : 3.23 {C} - King Tenz has a paddock.
2 : 3.27 {C} - Don't tell me he's kicked it.
2 : 3.3 {C} - Off line - one behind.
West Coast Wonders : 5.5.35
Ophidian Old Boys : 3.5.23
2 : 3.35 {FB} - croweater 41 with the ball now.
2 : 3.4 {lBP} - Quick hands to Oisin_the_Goat under pressure.
2 : 3.44 {lBP} - Quick hands to Cubs2Lions.
2 : 3.46 {lBP} - Cubs2Lions nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 3.5 {rHBF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of SSwans2011.
2 : 3.54 {rHBF} - Too strong SSwans2011.
2 : 3.56 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking SSwans2011.
2 : 4 {rHBF} - A slick handpass goes to Pamcake1.
2 : 4.04 {rHBF} - Quick hands to ClarkeM.
2 : 4.07 {lHBF} - He transfers play using Ressies SwampPig.
2 : 4.1 {lHBF} - Ressies SwampPig appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 4.15 {lHBF} - Ressies SwampPig has possession.
2 : 4.17 {lHBF} - A poor handpass but Cubs2Lions is up to the challenge.
2 : 4.21 {lHBF} - Pamcake1 on the end of this.
2 : 4.25 {lHBF} - Pamcake1 has time to take a bounce.
2 : 4.27 {C} - Giant YoYo trying to offer a lead.
2 : 4.31 {C} - Spoilt by King Tenz.
2 : 4.33 {C} - King Tenz looking for a lead.
2 : 4.37 {C} - He involves Elton Johns Wig in the play.
2 : 4.41 {C} - A poor handpass but Over The Post is up to the challenge.
2 : 4.43 {C} - Over The Post dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 4.48 {C} - Passes to Elton Johns Wig by hand.
2 : 4.52 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Over The Post.
2 : 4.54 {rW} - Passes to FreoGirl by hand.
2 : 4.58 {rW} - FreoGirl goes all the way.
2 : 5.02 {rW} - It's going to result in a goal. Goal to FreoGirl.
West Coast Wonders : 5.5.35
Ophidian Old Boys : 4.5.29
2 : 5.04 {C} - Cubs2Lions wins the hitout unopposed.
2 : 5.12 {lW} - The bounce favours Cubs2Lions and he is off and running.
2 : 5.15 {lW} - Handballs to BigChippa52.
2 : 5.19 {lW} - Dodgy handpass - and he's penalised.
2 : 5.2 {C} - Now King Tenz has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 5.25 {rW} - He elects to use FreoGirl and kicks in that direction.
2 : 5.29 {rW} - BigChippa52 intercepts the kick and marks.
2 : 5.31 {rW} - HARPSichord to send the ball forward.
2 : 5.35 {rHFF} - Huge handpass to ClarkeM. As good as a kick.
2 : 5.39 {rHFF} - Slung as he kicks - out on the full.
2 : 5.41 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking thewizardmelon.
2 : 5.45 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 5.49 {lHBF} - Crackerjack bump by DenieD on thewizardmelon.
2 : 5.52 {lHFF} - dogs105 sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 5.55 {CHF} - He transfers play using akkaps.
2 : 6 {CHF} - akkaps spills the mark.
2 : 6.02 {CHF} - akkaps has possession.
2 : 6.06 {FF} - BFew calls for it.
2 : 6.1 {FF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
2 : 6.12 {FB} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden breaks free and has found some space.
2 : 6.16 {lHBF} - He rewards the thewizardmelon lead.
2 : 6.18 {lHBF} - Taking the mark is thewizardmelon who's form looks good today.
2 : 6.22 {lHBF} - The ball is now with thewizardmelon.
2 : 6.26 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon doesn't make an effort to get rid of the ball - he's lost it.
2 : 6.28 {rHFF} - DenieD slowing down the play.
2 : 6.33 {rHFF} - Fires out the handpass to Pamcake1.
2 : 6.37 {rHFF} - Handballs over the top to Cubs2Lions.
2 : 6.39 {rHFF} - No-look handpass to Pamcake1.
2 : 6.43 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to ClarkeM.
2 : 6.47 {rHFF} - ClarkeM sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 6.49 {CHF} - Quick hands to akkaps under pressure.
2 : 6.54 {CHF} - Smashed by Tigerturbulance.
2 : 6.58 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance dances around akkaps.
2 : 7 {rW} - With his laser-like left foot.
2 : 7.04 {rW} - FreoGirl gets too far under the ball.
2 : 7.08 {rW} - FreoGirl with some space now.
2 : 7.1 {C} - King Tenz screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 7.14 {C} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Giant YoYo.
2 : 7.16 {C} - Giant YoYo assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 7.2 {C} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 7.24 {C} - Watch out! Oh! King Tenz has laid Giant YoYo out flat.
2 : 7.26 {C} - King Tenz wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 7.3 {C} - King Tenz backs himself for a shot on goal.
2 : 7.34 {C} - Shocking kick from King Tenz results in just one behind.
West Coast Wonders : 5.5.35
Ophidian Old Boys : 4.6.30
2 : 7.41 {FB} - Now croweater 41 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 7.45 - <<< tigerland_1720 is coming on to replace Wickzki >>>
2 : 7.51 {FB} - croweater 41 looks downfield.
2 : 7.55 {rHBF} - Hoofs it forward..
2 : 7.57 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 gets too far under the ball.
2 : 8.01 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking SSwans2011.
2 : 8.06 {C} - With his laser-like left foot.
2 : 8.07 {C} - Giant YoYo sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
2 : 8.11 {C} - Giant YoYo looking for a lead.
2 : 8.14 {rHFF} - Kicks in the direction of DenieD.
2 : 8.18 {rHFF} - DenieD plucks that milimetres off the turf.
2 : 8.22 {rHFF} - DenieD takes off.
2 : 8.24 {CHF} - akkaps runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 8.28 {CHF} - That slews off the side of his boot and out on the full.
2 : 8.32 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon looks downfield.
2 : 8.34 {rHBF} - myblueroan receives his handpass.
2 : 8.38 {rHBF} - Finds Braklet with a handball.
2 : 8.43 {rHBF} - But he's run too far.
2 : 8.45 {lHFF} - dogs105 has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 8.49 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Cubs2Lions.
2 : 8.53 {lHFF} - Crunching tackle by Over The Post.
2 : 8.55 {rHBF} - myblueroan slowing down the play.
2 : 8.59 {C} - Kicks in the direction of King Tenz.
2 : 9.01 {C} - The ball drops short of King Tenz.
2 : 9.05 {C} - King Tenz turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 9.09 {lHFF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
2 : 9.11 {lHFF} - SSwans2011 upset the marking attempt by Irish BlueBagger.
2 : 9.16 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger breaks a tackle and is off.
2 : 9.2 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger has a bounce.
2 : 9.22 {rFP} - A kick towards Juddgement Day territory.
2 : 9.26 {rFP} - The ball spills free.
2 : 9.3 {rFP} - Juddgement Day picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 9.32 {rFP} - Juddgement Day goes for goal.
2 : 9.36 {rFP} - Top goal.
West Coast Wonders : 5.5.35
Ophidian Old Boys : 5.6.36
2 : 9.4 {C} - Long tap from Elton Johns Wig.
2 : 9.46 {C} - King Tenz streaming down the ground.
2 : 9.51 {C} - King Tenz nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 9.53 {rHFF} - DemurePrincess presents on a long lead.
2 : 9.56 {rHFF} - DemurePrincess can't take it.
2 : 9.59 {rHFF} - DemurePrincess has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 10.03 {rHFF} - A slick handpass goes to Braklet.
2 : 10.07 {rHFF} - Braklet isn't just seeing stars after that clash with Pamcake1. He could map the Milky Way.
2 : 10.09 {rHBF} - SSwans2011 has possession.
2 : 10.13 {lW} - He rewards the BigChippa52 lead.
2 : 10.18 {lW} - But in the way is FreoGirl.
2 : 10.19 {rW} - FreoGirl with the ball now.
2 : 10.23 {lHFF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Irish BlueBagger.
2 : 10.28 {lHFF} - No mark taken as Irish BlueBagger and SSwans2011 wrestle for position.
2 : 10.3 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger looks downfield.
2 : 10.34 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 10.38 {rFP} - He looks for Juddgement Day.
2 : 10.4 {rFP} - But the kick goes straight to Oisin_the_Goat.
2 : 10.44 {FB} - Now NinjaSwan has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 10.48 {lHBF} - A measured kick in the direction of Ressies SwampPig.
2 : 10.51 {lHBF} - Taking the mark is Ressies SwampPig who's form looks good today.
2 : 10.55 {lHBF} - Now Ressies SwampPig has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 10.56 {lHBF} - Quick hands to ClarkeM under pressure.
2 : 11.01 {lHBF} - He involves Pamcake1 in the play.
2 : 11.05 {lHBF} - Braklet sews Pamcake1 up in a fantastic tackle.
2 : 11.07 {CHF} - Robertio looking for a lead.
2 : 11.11 {CHF} - There's the move we expected.
2 : 11.15 - <<< croweater 41 is trading places with akkaps >>>
2 : 11.21 {CHF} - Robertio has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 11.25 {CHF} - Robertio has time to take a bounce.
2 : 11.27 {CHF} - Handpasses to Braklet.
2 : 11.31 {rHFF} - Sees DemurePrincess out of the corner of his eye.
2 : 11.36 {rHFF} - Over the head of DemurePrincess.
2 : 11.38 {rHFF} - DemurePrincess has possession.
2 : 11.41 {rHFF} - DemurePrincess holds Ressies SwampPig out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
2 : 11.46 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking SSwans2011.
2 : 11.48 {lHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 11.52 {lHBF} - The ball spills free.
2 : 11.54 {lHBF} - Ressies SwampPig has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 11.58 {C} - The kick seeks out Giant YoYo.
2 : 12.03 {C} - Giant YoYo can't take it.
2 : 12.04 {C} - A bit of space for Giant YoYo to utilise.
2 : 12.08 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to DenieD.
2 : 12.13 {rHFF} - At least fifty-five metres out.
2 : 12.15 {rHFF} - He's put it through.
West Coast Wonders : 6.5.41
Ophidian Old Boys : 5.6.36

 

[DemurePrincess]

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Reported

All the best for the weeks ahead.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Can we please stop the count.

I think we've seen enough.

Wonders win, thank you.

Sshh Rookie

 

[BFew]

2 : 3.07 {FF} - BFew takes off.
2 : 3.09 {FF} - He goes for goal.
2 : 3.13 {FF} - Sails through the big sticks for number 1.
West Coast Wonders : 5.5.35
Ophidian Old Boys : 3.4.22

Phew!
For a minute there I thought I'd already been emergency subbed.

 

[DemurePrincess]

All the best for the weeks ahead.

Where you going? 2 posts exhausting for you

Or was that 3

 

[Over The Post]

What on earth is this dot point bullshit?

I have to use Word at work to write manuals / procedures etc. Don't talk to me about ****ing bullet points. There is a reason I manually save my work every ten minutes with a new filename. Buggy piece of shit, hate it with a passion.

 

[Giant YoYo]

Sshh Rookie

 

[BFew]

2 : 3.17 {C} - The ruck contest is won by Elton Johns Wig.

But I think he lost his wig.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

2 : 2.11 {FB} - Nobody's checking Dingster.

that's not true DemurePrincess and Mrs Turbo haven't taken their eyes of Dingster

 

[HARPSichord]

Where you going? 2 posts exhausting for you

Or was that 3

You've posted enough for everyone this week. It's okay.