Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 7: West Coast Wonders v Ophidian Old Boys at The Colosseum

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3 : 16.01 {FF} - Surely ClarkeM wouldn't miss this.
3 : 16.06 {FF} - Was it touched? Goal umpire says no!.
West Coast Wonders : 13.10.88
Ophidian Old Boys : 7.8.50
ClarkeM and balls being untouched? Impossible.
 

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3 : 17.34 {FF} - BFew takes off.
3 : 17.36 {FF} - A snap at goal ....
3 : 17.4 {FF} - BFew kicks it lace out to a lovely lady sitting behind the goals.
West Coast Wonders : 14.10.94
Ophidian Old Boys : 7.8.50
She's got very lovely paws.
 
Did you fail math in high school or did you mistype meth?
I told you if we had rockets! We don’t have rockets! So my maths is good!

I’m talking to a barbie doll hey just for clarification right?
 
4 : 25.01 {C} - Cubs2Lions gets the ball down.
4 : .06 {lW} - Mrs Turbo breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : .1 {lW} - Mrs Turbo bounces the ball.
4 : .13 {lW} - Mrs Turbo has latched onto a torp!.
4 : .16 {lW} - Put down your glasses - its a major.
West Coast Wonders : 15.11.101
Ophidian Old Boys : 8.8.56

4 : .2 {C} - Long tap from Cubs2Lions.
4 : .26 {rW} - HARPSichord does some crumbing and is away.
4 : .3 {rW} - A poor handpass but Cubs2Lions is up to the challenge.
4 : .32 {lHFF} - dogs105 makes an offer.
4 : .36 {lHFF} - He can't hold it.
4 : .4 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance scoops up the ball.
4 : .43 - <<< U2tigers is coming on to replace FreoGirl >>>
4 : .51 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance has a paddock.
4 : .53 {CHB} - Quick hands to Braklet under pressure.
4 : .57 {CHB} - Draws a man and then with hands to Over The Post.
4 : 1.01 {CHB} - Where did Cubs2Lions come from? Great tackle.
4 : 1.03 {CHF} - croweater 41 has a paddock.
4 : 1.07 {lHFF} - Quick hands to dogs105.
4 : 1.12 {lHFF} - Then he gives it straight away.
4 : 1.13 {rHBF} - Quality gather by tigerland_1720.
4 : 1.17 {lHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 1.19 {lHBF} - The ball spills free.
4 : 1.23 {lHBF} - A bit of space for thewizardmelon to utilise.
4 : 1.28 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon bounces the ball.
4 : 1.3 {CHB} - Sees Tigerturbulance out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 1.34 {CHB} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 1.38 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 1.4 {lHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards thewizardmelon.
4 : 1.45 {lHBF} - DenieD must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
4 : 1.48 {lHFF} - dogs105 does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 1.51 {lFP} - Hands it off to ClarkeM.
4 : 1.55 {lFP} - This will be a goal to ClarkeM.
4 : 1.59 {lFP} - ClarkeM adds a behind to his team's tally.
West Coast Wonders : 15.12.102
Ophidian Old Boys : 8.8.56

4 : 2.05 {FB} - Wickzki takes off.
4 : 2.07 {rHBF} - A short kick to tigerland_1720.
4 : 2.11 {rHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 2.15 {rHBF} - tigerland_1720 with some space now.
4 : 2.17 {rHBF} - tigerland_1720 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 2.21 {lHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 2.25 {lHBF} - DenieD drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 2.28 {rHFF} - Not enough pressure on DenieD.
4 : 2.32 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 2.35 {FF} - A flat punt.
4 : 2.38 {FF} - Great saving mark taken by Harvey Manfrenjensenden.
4 : 2.42 {lBP} - Wickzki is now off and running.
4 : 2.46 {rHBF} - Kicks in the direction of tigerland_1720.
4 : 2.48 {rHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 2.52 {rHBF} - Its hard and tough but tigerland_1720 wins possession.
4 : 2.57 {C} - He sees a lead by King Tenz and kicks in that direction.
4 : 2.58 {C} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 3.02 {C} - Giant YoYo picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 3.05 {lHFF} - dogs105 takes off on a lead.
4 : 3.09 {lHFF} - dogs105 outbodies tigerland_1720 and takes a brilliant mark.
4 : 3.13 {lHFF} - dogs105 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 3.15 {CHF} - croweater 41 receives his handpass.
4 : 3.19 {CHF} - croweater 41 bounces the ball.
4 : 3.23 {CHF} - croweater 41 looks at the umpire guiltily as he runs over the line. That's deliberate.
4 : 3.25 {rHBF} - tigerland_1720 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 3.3 {rHBF} - Great tackle on tigerland_1720.
4 : 3.34 {rHFF} - DenieD looks downfield.
4 : 3.35 {rHFF} - Great smother by thewizardmelon.
4 : 3.4 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 3.44 {lHBF} - Off the side of the boot - and out on the full.
4 : 3.46 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking dogs105.
4 : 3.5 {lHFF} - Tiggy touchwood free for deliberate.
4 : 3.54 {rHBF} - tigerland_1720 slowing down the play.
4 : 3.56 {lHBF} - Almost a throw to thewizardmelon.
4 : 4 {rHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 4.03 {rHBF} - tigerland_1720 sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
4 : 4.07 {rHBF} - With the ball is tigerland_1720.
4 : 4.1 {rHBF} - tigerland_1720 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 4.13 {rHBF} - dogs105 might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on tigerland_1720. Play on is the call.
4 : 4.17 {lHFF} - dogs105 sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 4.21 {lHFF} - ClarkeM runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 4.23 {lHFF} - Flicks it to Pamcake1.
4 : 4.27 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to dogs105.
4 : 4.31 {lHFF} - ClarkeM receives his handpass.
4 : 4.33 {lHFF} - Elton Johns Wig has been pushed out.
4 : 4.37 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon has possession.
4 : 4.41 {rW} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to U2tigers.
4 : 4.43 {rW} - BigChippa52 reads the kick best and marks well in front of U2tigers.
4 : 4.48 {lW} - BigChippa52 with the ball now.
4 : 4.52 {rW} - He tries to find HARPSichord with a chip pass.
4 : 4.54 {rW} - Ohhh. HARPSichord runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
4 : 4.58 {rW} - The ball is now with HARPSichord.
4 : 5 {rW} - He has a bounce.
4 : 5.04 {rW} - Quick hands to ClarkeM.
4 : 5.09 {rW} - Flicks it to HARPSichord.
4 : 5.1 {rW} - What a tackle by Mrs Turbo.
4 : 5.15 {lW} - Mrs Turbo signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 5.19 {lW} - No-look handpass to Elton Johns Wig.
4 : 5.2 {lW} - Tries to handball one-handed! And he's been pinged.
4 : 5.25 {rW} - HARPSichord has it.
4 : 5.29 {rW} - That's gonna go mighty close!.
4 : 5.31 {rW} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
West Coast Wonders : 16.12.108
Ophidian Old Boys : 8.8.56

4 : 5.35 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
4 : 5.41 {rW} - U2tigers is now off and running.
4 : 5.45 {rW} - BigChippa52 monsters U2tigers.
4 : 5.48 {lW} - BigChippa52 fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 5.52 {C} - Flicks it to Giant YoYo.
4 : 5.55 {C} - He involves Cubs2Lions in the play.
4 : 5.58 {C} - Quick hands to Giant YoYo.
4 : 6.02 {C} - But a free kick for kicking in danger.
4 : 6.06 {C} - King Tenz sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 6.08 {CHF} - Passes to Over The Post by hand.
4 : 6.12 {CHF} - Robertio on the end of this.
4 : 6.16 {CHF} - No-look handpass to Braklet.
4 : 6.18 {CHF} - Braklet dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 6.22 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to Elton Johns Wig.
4 : 6.26 {rHFF} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 6.28 {rHFF} - Ressies SwampPig reads the play better and marks.
4 : 6.33 {lHBF} - Ressies SwampPig signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 6.37 {C} - Giant YoYo on the end of this.
4 : 6.39 {rHFF} - Pumps it long for DenieD.
4 : 6.43 {rHFF} - thewizardmelon gets a timely fist to the ball.
4 : 6.45 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon with the ball now.
4 : 6.49 {lHBF} - And that'll be a throw in... Wait... The umpire says its deliberate. I don't believe this.
4 : 6.54 {lHFF} - dogs105 with the ball now.
4 : 6.55 {FF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 7 {FF} - But straight to Harvey Manfrenjensenden.
4 : 7.04 {rBP} - The ball is now with Dingster.
4 : 7.05 - <<< Rubber Arm is coming on to replace akkaps >>>
4 : 7.14 {rBP} - The ball is now with Dingster.
4 : 7.16 {CHB} - He sends the ball to Tigerturbulance.
4 : 7.2 {CHB} - Straight down the throat of the leading Tigerturbulance.
4 : 7.24 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance looks downfield.
4 : 7.26 {rHBF} - Handpasses to tigerland_1720.
4 : 7.3 {lHBF} - Handpass to space. thewizardmelon runs onto it.
4 : 7.34 {rHBF} - tigerland_1720 receives his handpass.
4 : 7.37 {rBP} - Handballs over the top to Elton Johns Wig.
4 : 7.41 {lHBF} - A kick towards thewizardmelon territory.
4 : 7.43 {lHBF} - The ball drops short of thewizardmelon.
4 : 7.47 {rHFF} - So DenieD ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 7.51 {rHFF} - DenieD attacks the goalface.
4 : 7.53 {rHFF} - Goal!? No. The goal umpire signals it was touched.
West Coast Wonders : 16.13.109
Ophidian Old Boys : 8.8.56

4 : 8.01 {FB} - Dingster has possession.
4 : 8.03 {rHBF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 8.07 {rHBF} - The ball drops short of tigerland_1720.
4 : 8.11 {rHBF} - tigerland_1720 hits the ground running.
4 : 8.14 - <<< jezzajay is coming on to replace Oisin_the_Goat >>>
4 : 8.22 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking tigerland_1720.
4 : 8.24 {CHB} - Passes to Tigerturbulance by hand.
4 : 8.28 {rHBF} - Quick hands to tigerland_1720 under pressure.
4 : 8.32 {C} - A kick in the general direction of King Tenz.
4 : 8.34 {C} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 8.38 {rW} - Now HARPSichord has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 8.4 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Cubs2Lions.
4 : 8.45 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to croweater 41.
4 : 8.49 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to DenieD.
4 : 8.51 {FF} - A flat punt.
4 : 8.55 {FF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 8.59 {FB} - The bounce favours Harvey Manfrenjensenden and he is off and running.
4 : 9.01 {FB} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden bounces the ball.
4 : 9.05 {FB} - BFew drags Harvey Manfrenjensenden down beautifully.
4 : 9.09 {FF} - BFew with all the time in the world.
4 : 9.11 {FF} - Not a lot of daylight for BFew to aim at.
4 : 9.16 {FF} - What a happy fellow is BFew.
West Coast Wonders : 17.13.115
Ophidian Old Boys : 8.8.56

4 : 9.2 {C} - Elton Johns Wig gets the ball down.
4 : 9.26 {C} - King Tenz fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 9.28 {lHFF} - He rewards the Irish BlueBagger lead.
4 : 9.32 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger traps the ball beautifully.
4 : 9.36 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger with the ball now.
4 : 9.38 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to Elton Johns Wig.
4 : 9.42 {CHF} - He kicks sideways towards Robertio.
4 : 9.46 {CHF} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 9.49 {CHB} - Now AnUltimateRessie has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 9.53 {lW} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of BigChippa52.
4 : 9.56 {lW} - U2tigers drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 9.59 {lW} - Not enough pressure on BigChippa52.
4 : 10.03 {lW} - BigChippa52 has time to take a bounce.
4 : 10.07 {rW} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 10.09 {rW} - HARPSichord pushes off and take a gutsy diving mark.
4 : 10.13 {rW} - With the ball is HARPSichord.
4 : 10.15 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to ClarkeM.
4 : 10.19 {rW} - ClarkeM sees an open goal.
4 : 10.23 {rW} - It's a goal to ClarkeM.
West Coast Wonders : 18.13.121
Ophidian Old Boys : 8.8.56
 
3 : 21.53 {FB} - BFew was legged.
3 : 21.58 {FF} - BFew wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 22.02 {FF} - Not a lot of daylight for BFew to aim at.
3 : 22.04 {FF} - That's one of those special goals. Number 5 for BFew.
West Coast Wonders : 15.10.100
Ophidian Old Boys : 7.8.50
Percentage booster bringing up our ton.

I think all these sausage rolls are going to my head.
 

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4 : 4.27 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to dogs105.
4 : 4.31 {lHFF} - ClarkeM receives his handpass.
4 : 4.33 {lHFF} - Elton Johns Wig has been pushed out.
4 : 4.37 {lHBF} - thewizardmelon has possession.
This makes completely no sense. Mobbs, explain.
 
I told you if we had rockets! We don’t have rockets! So my maths is good!

I’m talking to a barbie doll hey just for clarification right?
It's actually a Ken doll. Completely different thing. One has long hair one has short hair.
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Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 7: West Coast Wonders v Ophidian Old Boys at The Colosseum

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