Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 8: Baghdad Bombers v Coney Island Warriors at Abdu Prison

[Grav]

My computer has chosen now to play silly buggers.....

Post it at 6 then mate, should be home by then, after a detour to the club.

 

[Pugsley]

My computer has chosen now to play silly buggers.....

I found a solution

 

[philreich]

OK we're underway!!!

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... BOM v CIW

                       CIW
Kilroy                      Jabba73                  SaintsSeptember
zackah                      The Filth Wizard         Piggy Smalls

The Sultan                  norway blue              kickthething
brian_muz                   Dinsdale                 Barrybran

tomjoad                     Bovo                     mcgrath_truther
FootyGuy13                  pantskyle                Tonga Bob

Grav                        BLUEALLTHRU              CursingFijian
Freofalcon                  TubbsFarquhar            Purple7x08_24

iDon                        gab213                   KohPhi
Paracleet                   Raveneyes                toxic
                            BOM

BOM Foll : MayTheNorthBeWithU, snozulu, Pugsley
CIW Foll : spudmaster, Ocha905, TheInjuryFactory

BOM INT : VainGlorious, PaPaPete
CIW INT : Reginald Perrin, Mesc

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Baghdad Bombers: <none>
Coney Island Warriors: Raveneyes Tonga Bob spudmaster Ocha905 TheInjuryFactory

[Round 8], Conditions for this match - CLOUDY

 

[FootyGuy13]

I found a solution


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Warriors do that every Sunday anyways.

 

[Kilroy]

My computer has chosen now to play silly buggers.....

 

[Pugsley]

OK we're underway!!!

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... BOM v CIW

                       CIW
Kilroy                      Jabba73                  SaintsSeptember
zackah                      The Filth Wizard         Piggy Smalls

The Sultan                  norway blue              kickthething
brian_muz                   Dinsdale                 Barrybran

tomjoad                     Bovo                     mcgrath_truther
FootyGuy13                  pantskyle                Tonga Bob

Grav                        BLUEALLTHRU              CursingFijian
Freofalcon                  TubbsFarquhar            Purple7x08_24

iDon                        gab213                   KohPhi
Paracleet                   Raveneyes                toxic
                            BOM

BOM Foll : MayTheNorthBeWithU, snozulu, Pugsley
CIW Foll : spudmaster, Ocha905, TheInjuryFactory

BOM INT : VainGlorious, PaPaPete
CIW INT : Reginald Perrin, Mesc

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Baghdad Bombers: <none>
Coney Island Warriors: Raveneyes Tonga Bob spudmaster Ocha905 TheInjuryFactory

[Round 8], Conditions for this match - CLOUDY

 

[Pugsley]

Warriors do that every Sunday anyways.

It's becoming an expensive exercise for me.

 

[Pugsley]

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[philreich]

1 : 0 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
1 : .08 {lW} - The ball is now with mcgrath_truther.
1 : .12 {CHF} - That's a real up and under.
1 : .14 {CHF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : .18 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : .22 {lHFF} - A wild kick laterally towards CursingFijian.
1 : .26 {lHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : .3 {lHFF} - Not enough pressure on CursingFijian.
1 : .33 {lHFF} - CursingFijian runs into Purple7x08_24 and is getting up very slowly.
1 : .37 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 with some space now.
1 : .4 {CHB} - A long looping handpass to TubbsFarquhar.
1 : .45 {lW} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : .47 {lW} - tomjoad claims the mark but its play on.
1 : .51 {lW} - mcgrath_truther does some crumbing and is away.
1 : .55 {CHF} - He spots an option and kicks to BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : .59 {CHF} - TubbsFarquhar claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 1.01 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar dances around BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 1.05 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar has time to take a bounce.
1 : 1.1 {lW} - No-look handpass to FootyGuy13.
1 : 1.14 {lW} - Quick hands to spudmaster.
1 : 1.16 {lW} - How far can you run son. He's gone.
1 : 1.2 {C} - Bovo looks downfield.
1 : 1.24 {C} - Bovo sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 1.28 {rW} - A wild kick laterally towards tomjoad.
1 : 1.3 {rW} - But the kick goes straight to FootyGuy13.
1 : 1.34 {C} - pantskyle to send the ball forward.
1 : 1.38 {rW} - Tonga Bob screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 1.42 {rW} - Top mark mcgrath_truther.
1 : 1.46 {lW} - mcgrath_truther has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 1.49 {rW} - tomjoad screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 1.52 {rW} - tomjoad spills the mark.
1 : 1.57 {lW} - FootyGuy13 looking for a lead.
1 : 2.01 {CHB} - A poor handpass but TubbsFarquhar is up to the challenge.
1 : 2.03 {lHBF} - Long handpass to the running Freofalcon.
1 : 2.07 {lBP} - He handpasses to Ocha905.
1 : 2.12 {rHBF} - Hurried kick towards Purple7x08_24.
1 : 2.16 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 slips at the crucial moment and its marked by CursingFijian.
1 : 2.17 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking Grav.
1 : 2.22 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but snozulu is up to the challenge.
1 : 2.26 {rHFF} - snozulu loves a shot at goal.
1 : 2.3 {rHFF} - And he gets it.
Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6
Coney Island Warriors : 0.0.0
1 : 2.32 {C} - Big tap from spudmaster.
1 : 3.15 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory has possession.
1 : 3.15 {lHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 3.15 {lHFF} - brian_muz is the target but he's outplayed by The Sultan.
1 : 3.15 {rHBF} - Taking the ball is The Sultan.
1 : 3.17 - <<< Mesc is coming on to replace Paracleet >>>
1 : 3.17 {rHBF} - The Sultan tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 3.17 {CHB} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 3.17 {CHB} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 3.17 {CHB} - norway blue does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 3.17 {CHB} - Great tackle by Dinsdale.
1 : 3.19 {CHF} - Dinsdale is now off and running.
1 : 3.24 {lFP} - A kick in the general direction of zackah.
1 : 3.28 {lFP} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 3.32 {lBP} - SaintsSeptember with the ball now.
1 : 3.34 {lHBF} - He involves kickthething in the play.
1 : 3.38 {rHBF} - Flicks it to The Sultan.
1 : 3.42 {rHBF} - The Sultan ran into brian_muz and came off second-best.
1 : 3.46 {lHFF} - brian_muz looks downfield.
1 : 3.48 {CHF} - A wild handball - but luckily Dinsdale was well placed to clean up.
1 : 3.52 {lFP} - A measured kick in the direction of zackah.
1 : 3.57 {lFP} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 4 {rBP} - The bounce favours Kilroy and he is off and running.
1 : 4.04 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to Pugsley.
1 : 4.07 {rBP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 4.1 {rBP} - A long looping handpass to snozulu.
1 : 4.15 {rBP} - Gives the ball to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : 4.17 {rBP} - Passes to Kilroy by hand.
1 : 4.21 {rBP} - He involves snozulu in the play.
1 : 4.25 {lHBF} - His kick is towards kickthething.
1 : 4.3 {lHBF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Barrybran.
1 : 4.34 {rHFF} - Barrybran with the ball now.
1 : 4.35 {CHF} - Spears a kick towards Dinsdale.
1 : 4.4 {CHF} - But he picks out norway blue.
1 : 4.44 {CHB} - norway blue streaming down the ground.
1 : 4.48 {CHB} - A poor handpass but MayTheNorthBeWithU is up to the challenge.
1 : 4.5 {CHB} - MayTheNorthBeWithU has a bounce.
1 : 4.54 {CHB} - Quick hands to norway blue under pressure.
1 : 4.58 {CHB} - norway blue has time to take a bounce.
1 : 5.02 {lW} - Sees mcgrath_truther ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 5.04 {lW} - Tonga Bob upset the marking attempt by mcgrath_truther.
1 : 5.09 {lW} - FootyGuy13 picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 5.12 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 5.16 {C} - Almost a throw to pantskyle.
1 : 5.19 {C} - A quick handpass to Ocha905.
1 : 5.23 {C} - Gives the ball to spudmaster.
1 : 5.27 {C} - Handballs to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 5.31 {C} - TheInjuryFactory takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 5.33 {lW} - Almost a throw to FootyGuy13.
1 : 5.37 {CHF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 5.41 {CHF} - At the back is Dinsdale who will take the mark.
1 : 5.46 {CHF} - Dinsdale has it.
1 : 5.49 {CHF} - That's a monster kick ....
1 : 5.52 {CHF} - Fantastic goal from Dinsdale.
Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6
Coney Island Warriors : 1.0.6
1 : 5.56 {C} - spudmaster waits and wins the hitout.
1 : 6.04 {lW} - mcgrath_truther takes off.
1 : 6.06 {lW} - mcgrath_truther didn't see that tackle coming from Tonga Bob.
1 : 6.1 {rW} - Tonga Bob scoops up the ball.
1 : 6.15 {rW} - Tonga Bob has been penalised for a throw.
1 : 6.18 {lW} - mcgrath_truther sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 6.2 {C} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 6.25 {C} - Poor effort from Bovo and pantskyle takes the mark.
1 : 6.29 {C} - pantskyle has it.
1 : 6.33 {rHFF} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 6.35 {rHFF} - kickthething reads the play better and marks.
1 : 6.39 {rHBF} - The Sultan has it.
1 : 6.43 {rHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 6.48 {rHBF} - A lookaway handpass to Pugsley.
1 : 6.52 {rHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to snozulu.
1 : 6.54 {rHBF} - How far can you run son. He's gone.
1 : 6.58 {rHFF} - Barrybran looking for a lead.
1 : 7.02 {FF} - The Filth Wizard trying to offer a lead.
1 : 7.05 {FF} - Jabba73 rises over the pack majestically.
1 : 7.08 {FB} - Jabba73 to send the ball forward.
1 : 7.12 {FB} - Brought down by The Filth Wizard.
1 : 7.16 {FF} - The Filth Wizard slowing down the play.
1 : 7.2 {FF} - The Filth Wizard goes for goal.
1 : 7.22 {FF} - Will it come around? No.
Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6
Coney Island Warriors : 1.1.7
1 : 7.31 {FB} - Kilroy signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 7.35 {rBP} - Hands it off to snozulu.
1 : 7.37 {CHB} - Long raking kick in the direction of norway blue.
1 : 7.41 {CHB} - But he picks out the opposition.
1 : 7.45 {CHF} - The ball is now with Dinsdale.
1 : 7.49 {CHF} - norway blue might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on Dinsdale. Play on is the call.
1 : 7.51 {rHBF} - The Sultan takes off.
1 : 7.55 {lW} - A worm burner to mcgrath_truther.
1 : 8 {lW} - Tonga Bob takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
1 : 8.04 {rW} - Tonga Bob looking for a lead.
1 : 8.07 {rW} - Tonga Bob dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 8.1 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 8.14 {lW} - He kicks across the ground towards FootyGuy13.
1 : 8.18 {lW} - FootyGuy13 spills the mark.
1 : 8.22 {lW} - FootyGuy13 has a paddock.
1 : 8.24 {rW} - He elects to use Tonga Bob and kicks in that direction.
1 : 8.28 {rW} - Great hands from Tonga Bob taking the mark.
1 : 8.33 {rW} - Tonga Bob wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 8.37 {rW} - Long handpass to the running Ocha905.
1 : 8.38 {lHFF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 8.43 {lHFF} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 8.47 {rHBF} - The Sultan looks downfield.
1 : 8.51 {rHBF} - Handballs to snozulu.
1 : 8.53 {rHBF} - Ohhr you can't shove 'em in the back like that.
1 : 8.57 {lHFF} - brian_muz wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 9.01 {CHF} - A quick handpass to Dinsdale.
1 : 9.06 {CHF} - Handballs to spudmaster.
1 : 9.07 {CHF} - An underground handpass to Ocha905.
1 : 9.11 {lFP} - A flat punt.
1 : 9.16 {lFP} - Over the head of zackah.
1 : 9.2 {FB} - Jabba73 looking for a lead.
1 : 9.23 {FB} - No-look handpass to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : 9.26 {FB} - TheInjuryFactory monsters MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : 9.3 {FF} - The Filth Wizard with the ball now.
1 : 9.34 {FF} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 9.36 {FF} - The Filth Wizard has missed.
Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6
Coney Island Warriors : 1.2.8
1 : 9.45 {FB} - Jabba73 looking for a lead.
1 : 9.49 {FB} - Handpasses to snozulu.
1 : 9.53 {FB} - snozulu has time to take a bounce.
1 : 9.55 {FB} - Jabba73 is crunched in a tackle by The Filth Wizard.
1 : 9.59 {lFP} - zackah through heavy traffic.
1 : 10.03 {lFP} - This should be a certain goal.
1 : 10.07 {lFP} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle.
Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6
Coney Island Warriors : 2.2.14

 

[philreich]

It seems the Bombers kicked the first goal of the game, and then adjourned to the pub.

 

[Pugsley]

#spoontospoon is on.

 

[Tonga Bob]

It seems the Bombers kicked the first goal of the game, and then adjourned to the pub.

Blow the freaking siren so we can join them.

 

[Kilroy]

It seems the Bombers kicked the first goal of the game, and then adjourned to the pub.

Stop shouting “free beer” then ya dickhead!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Stop shouting “free beer” then ya dickhead!

No no, keep shouting it philreich

 

[Pugsley]

No no, keep shouting it philreich

I'm already in the pub.

 

[philreich]

1 : 10.09 {C} - MayTheNorthBeWithU gets one hand to it.
1 : 10.18 {C} - snozulu slowing down the play.
1 : 10.22 {lW} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 10.25 {lW} - mcgrath_truther takes an impressive grab.
1 : 10.28 {lW} - mcgrath_truther has it.
1 : 10.32 {lW} - mcgrath_truther fifty-five out - backs himself.
1 : 10.36 {lW} - It just scrapes in for a point.
Baghdad Bombers : 1.1.7
Coney Island Warriors : 2.2.14
1 : 10.42 {FB} - Mesc has possession.
1 : 10.46 {FB} - Mesc dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 10.51 {FB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 10.55 {FB} - spudmaster has a bounce.
1 : 10.56 {lHBF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 11.01 {lHBF} - Ohhh. Freofalcon runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
1 : 11.05 {lHBF} - Freofalcon with the ball now.
1 : 11.09 {rHBF} - Handballs over the top to Purple7x08_24.
1 : 11.11 {CHB} - Finds TubbsFarquhar with a handball.
1 : 11.15 {rW} - He kicks towards Tonga Bob and mcgrath_truther.
1 : 11.19 {rW} - The ball drops short of Tonga Bob.
1 : 11.23 {rW} - Tonga Bob threads his way through traffic.
1 : 11.25 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards pantskyle.
1 : 11.3 {C} - Spoilt by Bovo.
1 : 11.34 {C} - Running with the ball is Bovo.
1 : 11.38 {rHFF} - That kick makes it hard for Grav.
1 : 11.4 {rHFF} - Freofalcon will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 11.44 {rHFF} - Grav dances around Freofalcon.
1 : 11.48 - <<< Reginald Perrin is coming on to replace Purple7x08_24 >>>
1 : 11.54 {rHFF} - Grav has possession.
1 : 11.58 {rHFF} - Grav has time to take a bounce.
1 : 12.03 {rHFF} - He gets a handpass to snozulu.
1 : 12.07 {FF} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 12.11 {FF} - Raveneyes will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 12.13 {FB} - Raveneyes with the ball now.
1 : 12.17 {FB} - He has a bounce.
1 : 12.21 {FB} - He gets a handpass to Ocha905.
1 : 12.25 {FB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 12.27 {rHBF} - Pumps it long for Reginald Perrin.
1 : 12.31 {rHBF} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 12.36 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking Reginald Perrin.
1 : 12.4 {C} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 12.41 {C} - Bovo rises over the pack majestically.
1 : 12.46 {lW} - Who wants it? mcgrath_truther does. Great stuff.
1 : 12.5 {rW} - Sees tomjoad out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 12.54 {rW} - FootyGuy13 drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 12.56 {rW} - tomjoad has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 13 {rW} - tomjoad didn't see that tackle coming from FootyGuy13.
1 : 13.04 {lW} - FootyGuy13 through heavy traffic.
1 : 13.08 {CHF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 13.1 {CHF} - norway blue drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 13.15 {CHF} - Dinsdale scoops up the ball.
1 : 13.19 - <<< Purple7x08_24 is coming on to replace spudmaster >>>
1 : 13.27 {CHF} - Quality gather by Dinsdale.
1 : 13.29 {lHFF} - Spears a kick towards brian_muz.
1 : 13.33 {lHFF} - brian_muz spills the mark.
1 : 13.37 {rHBF} - Running with the ball is The Sultan.
1 : 13.41 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to snozulu.
1 : 13.44 {lHBF} - He kicks sideways towards kickthething.
1 : 13.48 {lHBF} - Barrybran did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 13.52 {rHFF} - Barrybran streaming down the ground.
1 : 13.56 {FF} - A measured kick to The Filth Wizard.
1 : 13.58 {FF} - Over the head of The Filth Wizard.
1 : 14.02 {FB} - Its hard and tough but Jabba73 wins possession.
1 : 14.06 {lHBF} - A worm burner to kickthething.
1 : 14.1 {lHBF} - kickthethingaleunko!.
1 : 14.12 {lHBF} - kickthething with the ball now.
1 : 14.16 {rW} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 14.21 {rW} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by FootyGuy13.
1 : 14.25 {lW} - FootyGuy13 looking for a lead.
1 : 14.29 {rHFF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 14.31 {rHFF} - kickthething will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 14.35 {rHFF} - Barrybran with a little space.
1 : 14.39 {rHFF} - Barrybran ran into kickthething and came off second-best.
1 : 14.41 {lHBF} - kickthething sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 14.46 - <<< VainGlorious is coming on to replace Bovo >>>
1 : 14.53 {lHBF} - kickthething takes off.
1 : 14.58 {lHBF} - kickthething sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 15 {lHBF} - kickthething is crunched in a tackle.
1 : 15.04 {rHFF} - Now Barrybran has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 15.08 {rHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 15.12 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but Purple7x08_24 is up to the challenge.
1 : 15.14 {CHF} - He transfers play using Dinsdale.
1 : 15.18 {CHF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 15.22 {rHBF} - The Sultan tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 15.26 {rHBF} - snozulu runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 15.28 {rBP} - A slick handpass goes to Pugsley.
1 : 15.33 {rBP} - Huge handpass to MayTheNorthBeWithU. As good as a kick.
1 : 15.37 {rBP} - MayTheNorthBeWithU nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 15.41 {rBP} - Handballs to snozulu.
1 : 15.43 {CHB} - He tries to find norway blue with a chip pass.
1 : 15.48 {CHB} - Spoilt by Dinsdale.
1 : 15.51 {lHFF} - brian_muz with a little space.
1 : 15.55 {FF} - A spearing pass towards The Filth Wizard.
1 : 15.58 {FF} - Horrific choice of kick and Jabba73 will mark unopposed.
1 : 16.02 {rBP} - Kilroy has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 16.06 {rBP} - His kick is out on the full.
1 : 16.1 {lFP} - With the ball is zackah.
1 : 16.14 {lFP} - zackah dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 16.16 {lFP} - zackah's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
1 : 16.2 {lFP} - zackah kicks the goal.
Baghdad Bombers : 1.1.7
Coney Island Warriors : 3.2.20
1 : 16.24 {C} - MayTheNorthBeWithU too strong at the bounce.
1 : 16.3 {lW} - Its hard and tough but FootyGuy13 wins possession.
1 : 16.34 {lW} - He has a bounce.
1 : 16.38 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 16.43 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards pantskyle.
1 : 16.45 {C} - VainGlorious rises over the pack majestically.
1 : 16.49 {C} - A bit of space for VainGlorious to utilise.
1 : 16.53 {lHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of CursingFijian.
1 : 16.57 {lHFF} - No mark taken as CursingFijian and Reginald Perrin wrestle for position.
1 : 17 {lHFF} - CursingFijian with all the time in the world.
1 : 17.04 {rHFF} - He handpasses to Grav.
1 : 17.07 {rHFF} - Handballs to snozulu.
1 : 17.12 {rHFF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 17.16 {lFP} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 17.17 {lFP} - KohPhi misjudges it and it's an easy mark to toxic.
1 : 17.22 {rBP} - toxic with some space now.
1 : 17.26 {CHB} - That kick makes it hard for TubbsFarquhar.
1 : 17.3 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar with a one-hander.
1 : 17.32 {CHB} - Nobody's checking TubbsFarquhar.
1 : 17.36 {rW} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 17.4 {rW} - The ball spills free.
1 : 17.45 {rW} - Tonga Bob with some space now.
1 : 17.46 {rW} - Tonga Bob has time to take a bounce.
1 : 17.51 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards pantskyle.
1 : 17.55 {C} - pantskyle appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 17.59 {lW} - mcgrath_truther hits the ground running.
1 : 18.01 {C} - He kicks sideways towards VainGlorious.
1 : 18.06 {C} - pantskyle is in the way and will mark.
1 : 18.09 {C} - pantskyle tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 18.13 {lHFF} - brian_muz calls for it.
1 : 18.16 {lHFF} - brian_muz misjudges it and it's an easy mark to The Sultan.
1 : 18.19 {rHBF} - Quality gather by The Sultan.
1 : 18.23 {CHB} - He kicks across the ground towards norway blue.
1 : 18.28 {CHB} - norway blue spills the mark.
1 : 18.32 {CHB} - norway blue signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 18.34 - <<< spudmaster is coming on to replace TheInjuryFactory >>>
1 : 18.42 {CHB} - norway blue picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 18.46 {rW} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 18.48 {rW} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
1 : 18.53 {rW} - Tonga Bob is now off and running.
1 : 18.57 {rW} - Almost a throw to spudmaster.
1 : 19.01 {CHF} - He spots an option and kicks to Dinsdale.
1 : 19.03 {CHF} - Dinsdale spills the mark.
1 : 19.07 {CHF} - Dinsdale through heavy traffic.
1 : 19.11 {lFP} - Quick hands to zackah.
1 : 19.15 {lFP} - But he's run too far.
1 : 19.17 {rBP} - So Kilroy ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 19.22 {rBP} - Kilroy dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 19.25 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : 19.3 {lHBF} - Pumps it long for kickthething.
1 : 19.32 {lHBF} - But Barrybran is standing in the way and marks.
1 : 19.36 {CHF} - With the ball is Dinsdale.
1 : 19.4 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily Ocha905 was well placed to clean up.
1 : 19.44 {rW} - Long handpass to the running Tonga Bob.
1 : 19.48 {lHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of brian_muz.
1 : 19.5 {lHFF} - The Sultan gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 19.55 {lHFF} - brian_muz looks downfield.
1 : 19.59 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Purple7x08_24.
1 : 20.01 {lHFF} - Purple7x08_24 has time to take a bounce.
1 : 20.05 {lFP} - Long handpass to the running Ocha905.
1 : 20.09 {lFP} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 20.13 {lFP} - And he doesn't disappoint us.
Baghdad Bombers : 1.1.7
Coney Island Warriors : 4.2.26
1 : 20.17 {C} - Pugsley had that ruck contest all to themself.
1 : 20.23 {C} - pantskyle takes them on.
1 : 20.27 {lHFF} - brian_muz takes off on a lead.
1 : 20.31 {lHFF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of The Sultan.
1 : 20.34 {lHBF} - kickthething has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 20.37 {rHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 20.42 {rHBF} - But in the way is brian_muz.
1 : 20.46 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking brian_muz.
1 : 20.5 {lHFF} - brian_muz dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 20.52 {CHF} - He involves Dinsdale in the play.
1 : 20.57 {CHF} - Dinsdale bounces the ball.
1 : 21.01 {CHF} - A poor handpass but Purple7x08_24 is up to the challenge.
1 : 21.02 {rHFF} - Handballs to Barrybran.
1 : 21.07 {rHFF} - Barrybran dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 21.11 {rFP} - He's still going.
1 : 21.15 {rFP} - Barrybran goes for goal.
1 : 21.19 {rFP} - Barrybran kicks the goal.
Baghdad Bombers : 1.1.7
Coney Island Warriors : 5.2.32
1 : 21.21 {C} - MayTheNorthBeWithU wins the tapout.
1 : 21.29 {C} - spudmaster with the ball now.
1 : 21.33 {rHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 21.36 {rHFF} - Barrybran can't take it.
1 : 21.39 {lHBF} - kickthething hits the ground running.
1 : 21.43 {lHBF} - Quick hands to Pugsley.
1 : 21.47 {lHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to snozulu.
1 : 21.5 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 21.53 {CHB} - Dinsdale takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
1 : 21.58 {rHFF} - Barrybran sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 22.02 {CHF} - Sees Dinsdale out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 22.04 {CHF} - Dinsdale has one two three bites of the cherry and it's paid.
1 : 22.08 {CHF} - Now Dinsdale has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 22.13 {FF} - He just bombs away in the direction of The Filth Wizard and Jabba73.
1 : 22.17 {FF} - But straight to Jabba73.
1 : 22.19 {FB} - Nobody's checking Jabba73.
1 : 22.23 {lHBF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 22.27 {lHBF} - kickthething holds off Barrybran with one hand and takes the mark with the other.
1 : 22.31 {lHBF} - kickthething takes off.
1 : 22.35 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 22.37 {rHBF} - Sees The Sultan out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 22.42 {rHBF} - The Sultan gets crunched in that marking contest but comes out with the ball.
1 : 22.45 {rHBF} - The Sultan has it.
1 : 22.49 {rHBF} - An underground handpass to Pugsley.
1 : 22.52 {rHBF} - Decision paid against Pugsley for manhandling.
1 : 22.55 {lHFF} - brian_muz has possession.
1 : 23 {lHFF} - brian_muz fifty-five out - backs himself.
1 : 23.04 {lHFF} - brian_muz kicks the goal.
Baghdad Bombers : 1.1.7
Coney Island Warriors : 6.2.38
1 : 23.06 {C} - MayTheNorthBeWithU gets one hand to it.
1 : 23.15 {C} - Taking the ball is VainGlorious.
1 : 23.19 {rHFF} - He sends the ball to Grav.
1 : 23.21 {rHFF} - Freofalcon must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 23.25 {lHBF} - Freofalcon has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 23.29 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to spudmaster.
1 : 23.32 {rW} - Boots the ball toward Tonga Bob.
1 : 23.35 {rW} - Tonga Bob can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 23.39 {lW} - Its hard and tough but mcgrath_truther wins possession.
1 : 23.43 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 23.47 {lW} - Handballs to snozulu.
1 : 23.51 {lW} - He gets a handpass to mcgrath_truther.
1 : 23.53 {rW} - No-look handpass to tomjoad.
1 : 23.57 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards mcgrath_truther.
1 : 24.01 {lW} - What a shocking kick - straight to Tonga Bob.
1 : 24.06 {rW} - The bounce favours Tonga Bob and he is off and running.
1 : 24.08 {lW} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 24.12 {lW} - But he picks out the opposition.
1 : 24.16 {rW} - tomjoad looking for a lead.
1 : 24.21 {C} - A short kick to VainGlorious.
1 : 24.22 {C} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to pantskyle.
1 : 24.27 {C} - pantskyle fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 24.31 {C} - pantskyle has a bounce.
1 : 24.34 {C} - Gives the ball to Purple7x08_24.
1 : 24.37 {rHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 24.41 {rHFF} - Barrybran spills the mark.
1 : 24.45 {CHB} - norway blue has possession.
1 : 24.49 {CHB} - norway blue has time to take a bounce.
1 : 24.53 {C} - He has another one.
1 : 24.55 {C} - norway blue has another.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Baghdad Bombers : 1.1.7
Coney Island Warriors : 6.2.38
=====================================

 

[philreich]

The Bombers clearly had only 1 goal in mind that quarter!!!

 

[Tonga Bob]

1 : 13.19 - <<< Purple7x08_24 is coming on to replace spudmaster >>>

1 : 18.34 - <<< spudmaster is coming on to replace TheInjuryFactory >>>

spudmaster TheInjuryFactory you're not gonna believe this...

 

[philreich]

2 : 25 {C} - norway blue has another.
2 : 25 {C} - Long tap from MayTheNorthBeWithU.
2 : .06 {C} - VainGlorious breaks free and has found some space.
2 : .1 {rHFF} - Hoofs it forward..
2 : .14 {rHFF} - Grav and Freofalcon both holding each other. No mark.
2 : .18 {lHBF} - Freofalcon does some crumbing and is away.
2 : .22 {lHBF} - Freofalcon sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : .24 {rHBF} - Finds Reginald Perrin with a handball.
2 : .28 {rHBF} - Crackerjack bump by CursingFijian on Reginald Perrin.
2 : .33 {lHFF} - The bounce favours CursingFijian and he is off and running.
2 : .37 {FF} - A long pass towards gab213.
2 : .38 {FF} - No mark taken as gab213 and Raveneyes wrestle for position.
2 : .43 {FF} - gab213 through heavy traffic.
2 : .47 {FF} - gab213 eye's the goals and has a shot.
2 : .51 {FF} - gab213 gets the goal.
Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13
Coney Island Warriors : 6.2.38
2 : .53 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of MayTheNorthBeWithU.
2 : 1.01 {lW} - mcgrath_truther hits the ground running.
2 : 1.05 {lW} - mcgrath_truther has time to take a bounce.
2 : 1.07 {CHF} - His kick is hurried.
2 : 1.12 {CHF} - But he picks out TubbsFarquhar.
2 : 1.16 {CHB} - Now TubbsFarquhar has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 1.2 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar has a bounce.
2 : 1.22 {CHB} - Gives the ball to Ocha905.
2 : 1.26 {CHB} - Quick hands to spudmaster.
2 : 1.3 {CHB} - He handpasses to TubbsFarquhar.
2 : 1.34 {lW} - He kicks towards FootyGuy13 and tomjoad.
2 : 1.38 {lW} - tomjoad rises over the pack majestically.
2 : 1.4 {C} - VainGlorious picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 1.45 {lHFF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
2 : 1.49 {lHFF} - Reginald Perrin is in the way and will mark.
2 : 1.52 {rHBF} - Reginald Perrin slowing down the play.
2 : 1.55 {lW} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of FootyGuy13.
2 : 1.59 {lW} - tomjoad upset the marking attempt by FootyGuy13.
2 : 2.03 {lW} - FootyGuy13 looks downfield.
2 : 2.07 {lW} - Handballs to spudmaster.
2 : 2.09 {lW} - Smashed by MayTheNorthBeWithU.
2 : 2.13 {rW} - Quality gather by tomjoad.
2 : 2.17 {rHFF} - Quick hands to Grav.
2 : 2.22 {FF} - He kicks long and low.
2 : 2.24 {FF} - Raveneyes upset the marking attempt by gab213.
2 : 2.28 {FB} - Raveneyes dances around gab213.
2 : 2.32 {FB} - He gets a handpass to Purple7x08_24.
2 : 2.36 {lBP} - He kicks sideways towards Mesc.
2 : 2.4 {lBP} - The ball drops short of Mesc.
2 : 2.42 {rFP} - The ball is now with iDon.
2 : 2.46 {rFP} - iDon screws it round his body.
2 : 2.5 {rFP} - This will be - and is - a goal to iDon.
Baghdad Bombers : 3.1.19
Coney Island Warriors : 6.2.38
2 : 2.54 {C} - MayTheNorthBeWithU knocks the ball down.
2 : 3.01 {rW} - tomjoad is now off and running.
2 : 3.05 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 3.09 {C} - VainGlorious takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 3.11 {rW} - Handballs over the top to tomjoad.
2 : 3.15 {rW} - A poor handpass but snozulu is up to the challenge.
2 : 3.19 {C} - He tries to find VainGlorious with a chip pass.
2 : 3.24 {C} - VainGlorious gets too far under the ball.
2 : 3.25 {C} - Running with the ball is VainGlorious.
2 : 3.3 {rW} - Spears a kick towards tomjoad.
2 : 3.34 {rW} - FootyGuy13 will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 3.38 {rW} - tomjoad slowing down the play.
2 : 3.4 {lHFF} - CursingFijian and Reginald Perrin jostle for position.
2 : 3.44 {lHFF} - CursingFijian takes the mark one-handed.
2 : 3.48 {lHFF} - CursingFijian has it.
2 : 3.52 {lHFF} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
2 : 3.57 {lHFF} - That's a very important six points.
Baghdad Bombers : 4.1.25
Coney Island Warriors : 6.2.38
2 : 3.58 {C} - MayTheNorthBeWithU times his jump well and wins the tap.
2 : 4.07 {C} - snozulu turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 4.1 {rHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
2 : 4.13 {rHFF} - The ball drops short of Grav.
2 : 4.17 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar with some space now.
2 : 4.21 {rW} - He looks for Tonga Bob.
2 : 4.25 {rW} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
2 : 4.27 {rW} - Tonga Bob with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 4.31 {rW} - Tonga Bob is crunched in a tackle by mcgrath_truther.
2 : 4.35 {rW} - The bounce favours tomjoad and he is off and running.
2 : 4.4 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
2 : 4.41 {rW} - He gets a handpass to Pugsley.
2 : 4.46 {lHFF} - He sees a lead by CursingFijian and kicks in that direction.
2 : 4.5 {lHFF} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 4.54 {lHFF} - CursingFijian has a paddock.
2 : 4.56 {lHFF} - CursingFijian dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 5 {lFP} - CursingFijian is still looking for options and takes another.
2 : 5.04 {lFP} - CursingFijian opens up the goalface.
2 : 5.09 {lFP} - What a happy fellow is CursingFijian.
Baghdad Bombers : 5.1.31
Coney Island Warriors : 6.2.38
2 : 5.12 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
2 : 5.19 {C} - pantskyle looking for a lead.
2 : 5.23 {rW} - Almost a throw to Tonga Bob.
2 : 5.25 {rW} - Brought down by mcgrath_truther.
2 : 5.29 {lW} - Running with the ball is mcgrath_truther.
2 : 5.33 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to snozulu.
2 : 5.37 {lW} - But Ocha905 collects snozulu and somehow comes out with the ball.
2 : 5.41 {C} - pantskyle with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 5.43 {C} - Quick hands to Ocha905.
2 : 5.48 {C} - But he's run too far.
2 : 5.52 {C} - Now VainGlorious has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 5.56 {C} - VainGlorious is chased down by pantskyle - great effort!.
2 : 5.58 {rW} - Tonga Bob has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 6.02 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to Purple7x08_24.
2 : 6.06 {rW} - Huge handpass to spudmaster. As good as a kick.
2 : 6.1 {lHFF} - A measured kick to brian_muz.
2 : 6.15 {lHFF} - Over the head of brian_muz.
2 : 6.16 {lHFF} - brian_muz slowing down the play.
2 : 6.2 {lHFF} - brian_muz sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 6.25 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to spudmaster.
2 : 6.26 {lHFF} - spudmaster dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 6.31 {lFP} - Fires out the handpass to Purple7x08_24.
2 : 6.35 {lFP} - He goes for goal.
2 : 6.39 {lFP} - He likes it. He likes it a lot.
Baghdad Bombers : 5.1.31
Coney Island Warriors : 7.2.44
2 : 6.43 {C} - Purple7x08_24 gets the ball down.
2 : 6.49 {lW} - Taking the ball is FootyGuy13.
2 : 6.54 {lW} - Smashed by tomjoad.
2 : 6.58 {rW} - tomjoad with a little space.
2 : 7 {CHF} - He rewards the BLUEALLTHRU lead.
2 : 7.04 {CHF} - TubbsFarquhar plants a foot on BLUEALLTHRU's neck and takes a screamer.
2 : 7.08 {CHB} - With the ball is TubbsFarquhar.
2 : 7.12 {lW} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of FootyGuy13.
2 : 7.14 {lW} - tomjoad plants a foot on FootyGuy13's neck and takes a screamer.
2 : 7.18 {rW} - tomjoad threads his way through traffic.
2 : 7.22 {rW} - Hold on ....
2 : 7.26 - <<< Freofalcon is trading places with Mesc >>>
2 : 7.33 {rW} - tomjoad with a little space.
2 : 7.37 {rW} - Quick hands to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
2 : 7.41 {rW} - Don't tell me he's kicked it... DON'T TELL ME....
2 : 7.43 {rW} - Brilliant goal to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
Baghdad Bombers : 6.1.37
Coney Island Warriors : 7.2.44
2 : 7.47 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
2 : 7.55 {lW} - Purple7x08_24 wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 8 {lW} - Purple7x08_24 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 8.01 {lHFF} - He takes another.
2 : 8.06 {lHFF} - Purple7x08_24 has another.
2 : 8.1 {FF} - He sees a lead by The Filth Wizard and kicks in that direction.
2 : 8.14 {FF} - The Filth Wizard is the target but he's outplayed by Jabba73.
2 : 8.16 {FB} - Running with the ball is Jabba73.
2 : 8.2 {rBP} - A wild kick laterally towards Kilroy.
2 : 8.24 {rBP} - zackah must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
2 : 8.28 {lFP} - zackah with some space now.
2 : 8.31 {lFP} - Sets sail for home..
2 : 8.34 {lFP} - Should have lowered his eyes.
Baghdad Bombers : 6.1.37
Coney Island Warriors : 7.3.45
2 : 8.43 {FB} - Nobody's checking Kilroy.
2 : 8.45 {lHBF} - Hands it off to kickthething.
2 : 8.49 {C} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
2 : 8.53 {C} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 8.57 {C} - VainGlorious tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 8.59 {rW} - An underground handpass to tomjoad.
2 : 9.03 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards VainGlorious.
2 : 9.07 {C} - VainGlorious too strong for pantskyle.
2 : 9.11 {C} - VainGlorious looks downfield.
2 : 9.16 {lW} - mcgrath_truther receives his handpass.
2 : 9.18 {CHF} - Pumps it long for BLUEALLTHRU.
2 : 9.22 {CHF} - Absolute hanger by BLUEALLTHRU!.
2 : 9.26 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 9.3 {CHF} - Crunching tackle by TubbsFarquhar.
2 : 9.33 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 9.36 {rHBF} - Handballs over the top to Reginald Perrin.
2 : 9.4 {rHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 9.45 {lW} - Handpasses to FootyGuy13.
2 : 9.47 {lW} - That was a soft free kick. tomjoad has it now.
2 : 9.51 {C} - The ball is now with VainGlorious.
2 : 9.55 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 9.59 {rW} - tomjoad runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 10.01 {rW} - tomjoad bounces the ball.
2 : 10.05 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU and TubbsFarquhar jostle for position.
2 : 10.09 {CHF} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 10.13 {CHF} - Who wants it? BLUEALLTHRU does. Great stuff.
2 : 10.18 {lFP} - He looks for KohPhi.
2 : 10.19 {lFP} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 10.23 {lBP} - Freofalcon with some space now.
2 : 10.28 - <<< Paracleet is coming on to replace Freofalcon >>>
2 : 10.34 {lBP} - Paracleet tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 10.38 {lBP} - A lookaway handpass to spudmaster.
2 : 10.42 {lBP} - A poor handpass but Ocha905 is up to the challenge.
2 : 10.46 {FB} - Raveneyes screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 10.49 {FB} - The ball drops short of Raveneyes.
2 : 10.52 {FF} - gab213 looks downfield.
2 : 10.56 {FF} - This should be a goal to gab213.
2 : 11.01 {FF} - It's through.
Baghdad Bombers : 7.1.43
Coney Island Warriors : 7.3.45

 

[philreich]

News just in - the Bombers players will be tested for performance enhancing drugs at half time.

 

[Tonga Bob]

This stupid ground is tilted to one direction.

 

[Kilroy]

Strong wind factor today

 

[Kilroy]

News just in - the Bombers players will be tested for performance enhancing drugs at half time.

I wonder who supplied that Phil?

 

[Pugsley]

News just in - the Bombers players will be tested for performance enhancing drugs at half time.

We've gone the Spiersy.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I wonder who supplied that Phil?

I won't say their name. Let's call them Sim H.

No that's saying too much. Let's call them S. Housery.