Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 8: Baghdad Bombers v Coney Island Warriors at Abdu Prison

[Pugsley]

Strong wind factor today

Blowing in a southerly direction at a fair few knots.

 

[Bovo]

After your performance last week, Coach Sadman wanted a word

Very similar to a speech my wife gave me once. Who thought that doing dishes meant cleaning them.

 

[philreich]

2 : 11.03 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
2 : 11.11 {lW} - FootyGuy13 assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 11.15 {lW} - tomjoad applies the tackle on FootyGuy13.
2 : 11.17 {rW} - tomjoad weaves through the congestion.
2 : 11.21 {CHF} - Passes to BLUEALLTHRU by hand.
2 : 11.25 {CHF} - Fires out the handpass to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
2 : 11.3 {CHF} - Fires out the handpass to snozulu.
2 : 11.34 {lFP} - He sees a lead by KohPhi and kicks in that direction.
2 : 11.36 {lFP} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 11.4 {rBP} - Nobody's checking toxic.
2 : 11.44 {lBP} - A poor handpass but Paracleet is up to the challenge.
2 : 11.46 {lBP} - Quick hands to spudmaster under pressure.
2 : 11.51 {rHBF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Reginald Perrin and CursingFijian.
2 : 11.54 {rHBF} - The ball drops short of Reginald Perrin.
2 : 11.58 {lHFF} - The bounce favours CursingFijian and he is off and running.
2 : 12.03 {rHFF} - Sees Grav out of the corner of his eye.
2 : 12.04 {rHFF} - Mesc claims the mark but its play on.
2 : 12.08 {rHBF} - Reginald Perrin looks downfield.
2 : 12.13 {lW} - Sees FootyGuy13 ahead and sends it his way.
2 : 12.17 {lW} - FootyGuy13 is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
2 : 12.19 {rW} - tomjoad streaming down the ground.
2 : 12.23 {rW} - Decision paid against tomjoad for manhandling.
2 : 12.27 {lW} - FootyGuy13 with the ball now.
2 : 12.31 {rHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of Barrybran.
2 : 12.33 {rHFF} - Barrybran marks uncontested.
2 : 12.38 {rHFF} - Barrybran looks downfield.
2 : 12.41 - <<< Freofalcon is coming on to replace zackah >>>
2 : 12.48 {rHFF} - Now Barrybran has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 12.52 {rHFF} - You're gone son.
2 : 12.56 {CHB} - Nobody's checking norway blue.
2 : 13 {CHB} - Handballs to snozulu.
2 : 13.04 {lHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 13.07 {lHBF} - Barrybran rises over the pack majestically.
2 : 13.1 {rHFF} - Barrybran has possession.
2 : 13.15 {FF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
2 : 13.19 {FF} - The Filth Wizard appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 13.21 {FF} - The Filth Wizard with all the time in the world.
2 : 13.25 {FF} - The Filth Wizard slams the ball at goal.
2 : 13.29 {FF} - Jabba73 walks it over. The opposition want a free but the umpire's having none of it.
Baghdad Bombers : 7.1.43
Coney Island Warriors : 7.4.46
2 : 13.35 {FB} - Kilroy looks downfield.
2 : 13.4 {CHB} - Passes to norway blue by hand.
2 : 13.44 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to kickthething.
2 : 13.48 {lHBF} - snozulu receives his handpass.
2 : 13.5 {lW} - Gives the ball to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
2 : 13.54 {lW} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
2 : 13.58 {lW} - MayTheNorthBeWithU racks up number 2.
Baghdad Bombers : 8.1.49
Coney Island Warriors : 7.4.46
2 : 14.02 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
2 : 14.08 {rW} - Tonga Bob with all the time in the world.
2 : 14.12 {CHF} - A worm burner to Dinsdale.
2 : 14.16 {CHF} - Dinsdale uses norway blue as a stepladder. Great mark.
2 : 14.21 {CHF} - Dinsdale signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 14.22 {CHF} - Dinsdale nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 14.26 {CHF} - norway blue has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
2 : 14.31 {CHB} - So norway blue ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 14.35 {CHB} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 14.37 {rHBF} - The Sultan receives his handpass.
2 : 14.41 {CHB} - He elects to use norway blue and kicks in that direction.
2 : 14.46 {CHB} - The ball spills free.
2 : 14.49 {CHF} - Dinsdale to send the ball forward.
2 : 14.52 {CHF} - He's brought down by norway blue.
2 : 14.56 {CHB} - Now norway blue has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 15 - <<< TheInjuryFactory is coming on to replace toxic >>>
2 : 15.06 {CHB} - norway blue with the ball now.
2 : 15.1 {rHBF} - Long handpass to the running The Sultan.
2 : 15.14 {CHB} - He tries to find norway blue with a chip pass.
2 : 15.18 {CHB} - Big mark by Dinsdale!.
2 : 15.21 {CHF} - Dinsdale looks downfield.
2 : 15.24 {rHFF} - He tries to find Barrybran with a chip pass.
2 : 15.28 {rHFF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to kickthething.
2 : 15.33 {lHBF} - kickthething has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 15.37 {lHBF} - Free kick against kickthething.
2 : 15.38 {rHFF} - Barrybran slowing down the play.
2 : 15.43 - <<< toxic is coming on to replace Tonga Bob >>>
2 : 15.49 {rHFF} - Barrybran signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 15.53 {FF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
2 : 15.58 {FF} - Jabba73 drops an absolute sitter.
2 : 16.02 {FF} - The Filth Wizard takes off.
2 : 16.06 {FF} - The Filth Wizard - about 45 metres and not much angle.
2 : 16.08 {FF} - You won't see too many better than that. Champagne football.
Baghdad Bombers : 8.1.49
Coney Island Warriors : 8.4.52
2 : 16.12 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of Purple7x08_24.
2 : 16.2 {C} - pantskyle sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 16.22 {C} - Passes to Purple7x08_24 by hand.
2 : 16.27 {lHFF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
2 : 16.3 {lHFF} - The Sultan reads the kick best and marks well in front of brian_muz.
2 : 16.34 {rHBF} - The Sultan looks downfield.
2 : 16.38 {rHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to snozulu.
2 : 16.4 {lHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards kickthething.
2 : 16.45 {lHBF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to Barrybran.
2 : 16.49 {rHFF} - Barrybran has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 16.51 {rHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily spudmaster was well placed to clean up.
2 : 16.55 {rHFF} - Free kick for a hand over the shoulder.
2 : 17 {lHBF} - kickthething has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 17.04 - <<< Tonga Bob is coming on to replace Dinsdale >>>
2 : 17.1 {lHBF} - kickthething wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 17.14 {rHBF} - He elects to use The Sultan and kicks in that direction.
2 : 17.17 {rHBF} - brian_muz will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 17.22 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking brian_muz.
2 : 17.24 {lHFF} - No-one on the mark! brian_muz takes off and kicks long at goal.
2 : 17.28 {lHFF} - Runs in - oh he should have steadied there.
Baghdad Bombers : 8.1.49
Coney Island Warriors : 8.5.53
2 : 17.36 {FB} - Jabba73 wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 17.38 {FB} - A lookaway handpass to Pugsley.
2 : 17.42 {FB} - Handballs to snozulu.
2 : 17.46 {lHBF} - He kicks to a contest.
2 : 17.51 {lHBF} - kickthething takes that parallel to the ground..
2 : 17.53 {lHBF} - kickthething has it.
2 : 17.57 {rHBF} - He kicks sideways towards The Sultan.
2 : 18.01 {rHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
2 : 18.06 {rHBF} - The Sultan turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 18.07 {lHBF} - kickthething receives his handpass.
2 : 18.12 {C} - He sends the ball to VainGlorious.
2 : 18.16 {C} - pantskyle claims the mark but its play on.
2 : 18.19 {C} - pantskyle picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 18.23 {lW} - Spears a kick towards FootyGuy13.
2 : 18.26 {lW} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to tomjoad.
2 : 18.3 {rW} - tomjoad with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 18.34 {CHF} - Searching pass in the direction of BLUEALLTHRU.
2 : 18.38 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
2 : 18.4 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 18.45 {CHF} - Handballs over the top to Pugsley.
2 : 18.48 {FF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on gab213 to mark.
2 : 18.53 {FF} - But chipping in front is Raveneyes.
2 : 18.55 {lBP} - Paracleet looking for a lead.
2 : 18.59 {lBP} - Hands it off to spudmaster.
2 : 19.03 {lBP} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 19.07 {rHBF} - His kick is hurried.
2 : 19.09 {rHBF} - Reginald Perrin and CursingFijian both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 19.13 {rHFF} - Grav threads his way through traffic.
2 : 19.17 {CHF} - Handballs to BLUEALLTHRU.
2 : 19.22 {FF} - Pugsley receives his handpass.
2 : 19.23 {FF} - A chance now for Pugsley who kicks at goal.
2 : 19.28 {FF} - That's a telling goal from Pugsley.
Baghdad Bombers : 9.1.55
Coney Island Warriors : 8.5.53
2 : 19.32 {C} - Easy tapout for MayTheNorthBeWithU.
2 : 19.4 {rW} - The bounce favours tomjoad and he is off and running.
2 : 19.42 {CHF} - A spearing pass towards BLUEALLTHRU.
2 : 19.46 {CHF} - TubbsFarquhar claims the mark but its play on.
2 : 19.5 {rHBF} - Reginald Perrin takes them on.
2 : 19.55 {rHBF} - Reginald Perrin has dropped that after the tackle from CursingFijian.
2 : 19.57 {lHFF} - CursingFijian sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 20.01 {lHFF} - CursingFijian has time to take a bounce.
2 : 20.05 {FF} - gab213 calls for it.
2 : 20.09 {FF} - gab213 gets too far under the ball.
2 : 20.11 {FF} - gab213 sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 20.15 {FF} - gab213 has time to take a bounce.
2 : 20.19 {FF} - gab213 from thirty metres.
2 : 20.23 {FF} - gab213 doesn't let us down.
Baghdad Bombers : 10.1.61
Coney Island Warriors : 8.5.53
2 : 20.25 {C} - MayTheNorthBeWithU knocks the ball down.
2 : 20.34 {lW} - FootyGuy13 takes off.
2 : 20.37 {lW} - FootyGuy13 ran into tomjoad and came off second-best.
2 : 20.42 {C} - VainGlorious threads his way through traffic.
2 : 20.44 {rHFF} - A measured kick in the direction of Grav.
2 : 20.48 {rHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
2 : 20.52 {rHFF} - Grav takes them on.
2 : 20.57 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to CursingFijian.
2 : 20.58 {rHFF} - Grav screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 21.02 {rHFF} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 21.07 {CHB} - Taking the ball is TubbsFarquhar.
2 : 21.11 {rHBF} - A quick handpass to Reginald Perrin.
2 : 21.13 {C} - pantskyle on the end of this.
2 : 21.17 {C} - He's brought down by VainGlorious.
2 : 21.21 {lW} - mcgrath_truther sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 21.25 {lW} - mcgrath_truther has time to take a bounce.
2 : 21.27 {lW} - Passes to MayTheNorthBeWithU by hand.
2 : 21.31 {lW} - MayTheNorthBeWithU bounces the ball.
2 : 21.36 {lW} - An underground handpass to snozulu.
2 : 21.39 {C} - He kicks sideways towards VainGlorious.
2 : 21.42 {C} - VainGlorious takes a pearler.
2 : 21.46 {C} - Now VainGlorious has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 21.5 {rHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
2 : 21.53 {rHFF} - Spoilt by Mesc.
2 : 21.58 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking Mesc.
2 : 22 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 22.04 {CHB} - The ball drops short of TubbsFarquhar.
2 : 22.08 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar breaks a tackle and is off.
2 : 22.1 {lW} - A long pass towards FootyGuy13.
2 : 22.15 {lW} - FootyGuy13 FROM THE HEAVENS. What a hanger.
2 : 22.19 {lW} - FootyGuy13 slowing down the play.
2 : 22.23 {lHFF} - Huge handpass to spudmaster. As good as a kick.
2 : 22.27 {lHFF} - Purple7x08_24 runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 22.29 {lHFF} - Purple7x08_24 has time to take a bounce.
2 : 22.33 {lHFF} - Handpasses to Ocha905.
2 : 22.37 {lHFF} - That's a monster kick ....
2 : 22.42 {lHFF} - Ohhr he should have drilled it.
Baghdad Bombers : 10.1.61
Coney Island Warriors : 8.6.54
2 : 22.47 {FB} - SaintsSeptember has it.
2 : 22.52 {lBP} - Gives the ball to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
2 : 22.55 {lHBF} - Huge handpass to kickthething. As good as a kick.
2 : 22.58 {lHBF} - kickthething crunched by Barrybran! kickthething very slow to get up.
2 : 23.02 {lHFF} - brian_muz threads his way through traffic.
2 : 23.06 {FF} - Handballs over the top to The Filth Wizard.
2 : 23.1 {FF} - The Filth Wizard from point blank range.
2 : 23.12 {FF} - It's a goal. The Filth Wizard has 2.
Baghdad Bombers : 10.1.61
Coney Island Warriors : 9.6.60
2 : 23.16 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of Purple7x08_24.
2 : 23.25 {lW} - Running with the ball is mcgrath_truther.
2 : 23.29 {C} - He involves VainGlorious in the play.
2 : 23.31 {C} - VainGlorious didn't see that tackle coming from pantskyle.
2 : 23.35 {C} - pantskyle with the ball now.
2 : 23.39 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.
2 : 23.43 {rW} - toxic in the best position takes the mark.
2 : 23.45 {rW} - Now toxic has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 23.49 {rW} - No-look handpass to Ocha905.
2 : 23.53 {lW} - Sees FootyGuy13 out of the corner of his eye.
2 : 23.57 {lW} - FootyGuy13 FROM THE HEAVENS. What a hanger.
2 : 24 {lW} - So FootyGuy13 ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 24.04 - <<< zackah is coming on to replace Mesc >>>
2 : 24.12 {lW} - FootyGuy13 looks downfield.
2 : 24.14 {lW} - Crackerjack bump by tomjoad on FootyGuy13.
2 : 24.18 {rW} - tomjoad slowing down the play.
2 : 24.22 {rW} - No-look handpass to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
2 : 24.27 {C} - He transfers play using VainGlorious.
2 : 24.28 {C} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
2 : 24.32 {C} - Nobody's checking VainGlorious.
2 : 24.37 {C} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 24.41 {rHFF} - That's a real up and under.
2 : 24.45 {rHFF} - Grav slips at the crucial moment and its marked by zackah.
2 : 24.47 {lHBF} - zackah threads his way through traffic.
2 : 24.51 {C} - Kicks to a contest - pantskyle looks to get to thre front.
2 : 24.55 {C} - Too long for pantskyle and VainGlorious marks.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
Baghdad Bombers : 10.1.61
Coney Island Warriors : 9.6.60
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[Bovo]

Strong wind factor today

Yeah, Indian last night. Soz all!

 

[Kilroy]

 

[philreich]

So thanks to extraordinary goal kicking, the Bombers lead by the barest of margins at the long break.........

 

[Pugsley]

Cometh the moment, cometh the pug.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Cometh the moment, cometh the pug.

Oh NOW you decide not to leave it.

 

[Pugsley]

Oh NOW you decide not to leave it.

Half time back in the pub.

 

[Grav]

It seems the Bombers kicked the first goal of the game, and then adjourned to the pub.

Have we started? Ah bugger it, I’ll be there soon… maybe

 

[Tonga Bob]

Eleven changes in a half. What's the bloody point of me doing a team sheet with people in positions? I should just name 20 people and let the sim decide.

 

[philreich]

3 : 25 {C} - Winning the bounce is MayTheNorthBeWithU.
3 : .06 {lW} - mcgrath_truther looks downfield.
3 : .1 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : .14 {lW} - Flicks it to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
3 : .16 {lW} - A poor handpass but Pugsley is up to the challenge.
3 : .2 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to mcgrath_truther.
3 : .24 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : .28 {rHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
3 : .3 {rHFF} - Grav marks easily.
3 : .34 {rHFF} - Grav looking for a lead.
3 : .38 {rHFF} - Could be deliberate? yes indeed says the umpire.
3 : .43 {CHB} - The ball is now with TubbsFarquhar.
3 : .45 {CHB} - Hands it off to Purple7x08_24.
3 : .49 {lW} - A long pass towards FootyGuy13.
3 : .53 {lW} - But the kick goes straight to tomjoad.
3 : .57 {rW} - tomjoad has it.
3 : 1.01 {rW} - No-look handpass to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
3 : 1.03 {rW} - A poor handpass but snozulu is up to the challenge.
3 : 1.07 {lHFF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
3 : 1.12 {lHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 1.14 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 1.17 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to FootyGuy13.
3 : 1.22 {rHFF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
3 : 1.26 {rHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 1.3 {rHFF} - The bounce favours Barrybran and he is off and running.
3 : 1.32 {FF} - Long raking kick in the direction of The Filth Wizard.
3 : 1.36 {FF} - Jabba73 must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
3 : 1.4 {FB} - Jabba73 sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 1.45 {lHBF} - kickthething trying to offer a lead.
3 : 1.46 {lHBF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
3 : 1.51 {lHFF} - Taking the ball is brian_muz.
3 : 1.55 - <<< Bovo is coming on to replace Jabba73 >>>
3 : 2.03 {lHFF} - brian_muz with some space now.
3 : 2.05 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to Ocha905.
3 : 2.09 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running brian_muz.
3 : 2.13 {CHF} - Finds Tonga Bob with a handball.
3 : 2.16 {lHFF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
3 : 2.19 {lHFF} - The Sultan drops an absolute sitter.
3 : 2.24 {lHFF} - brian_muz has possession.
3 : 2.28 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily spudmaster was well placed to clean up.
3 : 2.32 {lHFF} - A poor handpass but brian_muz is up to the challenge.
3 : 2.34 {lHFF} - The Sultan might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on brian_muz. Play on is the call.
3 : 2.38 {lHBF} - kickthething is now off and running.
3 : 2.42 {C} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
3 : 2.46 {C} - VainGlorious misjudges it and it's an easy mark to pantskyle.
3 : 2.48 {C} - pantskyle takes them on.
3 : 2.52 {lW} - Finds FootyGuy13 with a handball.
3 : 2.57 {rW} - toxic on the end of this.
3 : 3.01 {lHFF} - He kicks to a contest.
3 : 3.02 {lHFF} - brian_muz appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 3.07 {lHFF} - brian_muz assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 3.11 {lHFF} - Big ... big kick by brian_muz.
3 : 3.15 {lHFF} - Should have lowered his eyes.
Baghdad Bombers : 10.1.61
Coney Island Warriors : 9.7.61
3 : 3.21 {FB} - SaintsSeptember signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 3.25 {rHBF} - Hurried kick towards The Sultan.
3 : 3.3 {rHBF} - brian_muz upset the marking attempt by The Sultan.
3 : 3.32 {lHFF} - Now brian_muz has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 3.35 {FF} - Throws it onto his boot.
3 : 3.4 {FF} - The Filth Wizard gets too far under the ball.
3 : 3.44 {FF} - The Filth Wizard scoops up the ball.
3 : 3.48 {FF} - The Filth Wizard dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 3.5 {FF} - A gimme goal coming up if The Filth Wizard keeps his cool.
3 : 3.54 {FF} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle.
Baghdad Bombers : 10.1.61
Coney Island Warriors : 10.7.67
3 : 3.58 {C} - MayTheNorthBeWithU times his jump well and wins the tap.
3 : 4.04 {rW} - snozulu with all the time in the world.
3 : 4.09 {C} - Quick hands to VainGlorious.
3 : 4.13 {C} - He handpasses to snozulu.
3 : 4.17 {rHFF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Grav.
3 : 4.19 {rHFF} - zackah intercepts the kick and marks.
3 : 4.23 {lHBF} - Taking the ball is zackah.
3 : 4.27 {lHBF} - A lookaway handpass to Purple7x08_24.
3 : 4.31 {rHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 4.34 {rHBF} - He gets a handpass to spudmaster.
3 : 4.37 {rHBF} - Quick hands to Purple7x08_24.
3 : 4.41 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 is crunched in a tackle by Pugsley.
3 : 4.46 {rHFF} - Quality gather by Grav.
3 : 4.48 {rHFF} - Grav has a ping.
3 : 4.52 {rHFF} - He's kicked a sausage roll.
Baghdad Bombers : 11.1.67
Coney Island Warriors : 10.7.67
3 : 4.56 {C} - spudmaster had that ruck contest all to themself.
3 : 5.04 {rW} - toxic breaks a tackle and is off.
3 : 5.06 {CHF} - A kick in the general direction of Tonga Bob.
3 : 5.1 {CHF} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 5.15 {CHF} - The ball is now with Tonga Bob.
3 : 5.19 {CHF} - Flicks it to Ocha905.
3 : 5.21 {lHFF} - Almost a throw to brian_muz.
3 : 5.25 {lFP} - Draws a man and then with hands to spudmaster.
3 : 5.29 {lFP} - He goes for goal.
3 : 5.33 {lFP} - Top goal.
Baghdad Bombers : 11.1.67
Coney Island Warriors : 11.7.73
3 : 5.35 {C} - MayTheNorthBeWithU gets the ball down.
3 : 5.43 {lW} - mcgrath_truther has a paddock.
3 : 5.48 {lW} - But he interfered with his opponent there.
3 : 5.49 {rW} - toxic with the ball now.
3 : 5.54 {rW} - A poor handpass but spudmaster is up to the challenge.
3 : 5.58 {lHFF} - A bit of a miskick.
3 : 6.02 {lHFF} - brian_muz and The Sultan both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 6.06 {lHBF} - kickthething wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 6.08 {CHB} - An underground handpass to norway blue.
3 : 6.12 {rHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
3 : 6.16 {rHBF} - brian_muz upset the marking attempt by The Sultan.
3 : 6.2 {CHF} - The ball is now with Tonga Bob.
3 : 6.23 {CHF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 6.26 {CHF} - Quick hands to spudmaster.
3 : 6.31 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to brian_muz.
3 : 6.35 {rW} - Quick hands to toxic.
3 : 6.37 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to Ocha905.
3 : 6.41 {lHFF} - He gets his kick away.
3 : 6.45 {lHFF} - Nice grab by brian_muz.
3 : 6.49 {lHFF} - The ball is now with brian_muz.
3 : 6.52 {lHFF} - Open goal!.
3 : 6.55 {lHFF} - Fades away to the left. One behind to the score..
Baghdad Bombers : 11.1.67
Coney Island Warriors : 11.8.74
3 : 7.04 {FB} - SaintsSeptember sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 7.05 {rBP} - Quick hands to Kilroy.
3 : 7.1 {rBP} - Kilroy nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 7.14 {rBP} - Freofalcon applies the tackle on Kilroy.
3 : 7.18 {lFP} - Freofalcon has possession.
3 : 7.22 {lFP} - A chance now for Freofalcon who kicks at goal.
3 : 7.25 {lFP} - Terrible kick off the boot... six points for effectiveness though.
Baghdad Bombers : 11.1.67
Coney Island Warriors : 12.8.80
3 : 7.29 {C} - Winning the bounce is MayTheNorthBeWithU.
3 : 7.35 {C} - With the ball is MayTheNorthBeWithU.
3 : 7.39 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to Pugsley.
3 : 7.43 {CHF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it... DON'T TELL ME....
3 : 7.47 {CHF} - Pugsley splits the sticks.
Baghdad Bombers : 12.1.73
Coney Island Warriors : 12.8.80
3 : 7.51 {C} - Pugsley is outbodied in the ruck contest.
3 : 7.57 {lW} - FootyGuy13 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 8.01 - <<< PaPaPete is coming on to replace Bovo >>>
3 : 8.07 {lW} - FootyGuy13 has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 8.11 {lW} - FootyGuy13 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 8.16 {lHFF} - FootyGuy13 is still looking for options and takes another.
3 : 8.2 {rFP} - He kicks long and low.
3 : 8.22 {rFP} - He can't hold it.
3 : 8.26 {lBP} - SaintsSeptember scoops up the ball.
3 : 8.31 {lBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
3 : 8.34 {lBP} - Tries to handball one-handed! And he's been pinged.
3 : 8.37 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls has possession.
3 : 8.41 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 8.45 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls wants a goal.
3 : 8.49 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls adds a minor score to his team's total.
Baghdad Bombers : 12.1.73
Coney Island Warriors : 12.9.81
3 : 8.55 {FB} - SaintsSeptember has possession.
3 : 8.59 {FB} - There's a player down there who needs a break..
3 : 9.03 - <<< Tonga Bob is trading places with Paracleet >>>
3 : 9.09 {FB} - SaintsSeptember sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 9.13 {FB} - Wow that tackle was far too high!.
3 : 9.18 {FF} - The Filth Wizard with the ball now.
3 : 9.22 {FF} - The Filth Wizard steadies himself and has a shot ....
3 : 9.23 {FF} - The kick goes behind the posts. Minor score.
Baghdad Bombers : 12.1.73
Coney Island Warriors : 12.10.82
3 : 9.33 {FB} - SaintsSeptember wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 9.36 {lHBF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
3 : 9.38 {lHBF} - Running back with the flight of the ball is kickthething! Brave mark.
3 : 9.43 {lHBF} - kickthething slowing down the play.
3 : 9.47 - <<< Jabba73 is coming on to replace VainGlorious >>>
3 : 9.53 {lHBF} - kickthething to send the ball forward.
3 : 9.57 {rHBF} - The Sultan screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
3 : 10.01 {rHBF} - The Sultan appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 10.05 {rHBF} - The Sultan threads his way through traffic.
3 : 10.09 {C} - A kick towards Jabba73 territory.
3 : 10.11 {C} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 10.15 {C} - pantskyle breaks free and has found some space.
3 : 10.19 {C} - pantskyle has time to take a bounce.
3 : 10.23 {rHFF} - A measured kick to Barrybran.
3 : 10.25 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
3 : 10.3 {lHBF} - kickthething looks downfield.
3 : 10.34 {lHBF} - kickthething kicks it out on the full.
3 : 10.38 {lHFF} - brian_muz slowing down the play.
3 : 10.4 {FF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of The Filth Wizard.
3 : 10.45 {FF} - Top mark - not paid.
3 : 10.49 {rBP} - Kilroy signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 10.52 {lBP} - A poor handpass but SaintsSeptember is up to the challenge.
3 : 10.55 {CHB} - He sends the ball to norway blue.
3 : 10.59 {CHB} - Paracleet reads the play better and marks.
3 : 11.03 {CHF} - Paracleet to send the ball forward.
3 : 11.07 {rHFF} - He tries to find Barrybran with a chip pass.
3 : 11.09 {rHFF} - But in the way is kickthething.
3 : 11.13 {lHBF} - kickthething with the ball now.
3 : 11.17 {lHBF} - kickthething has time to take a bounce.
3 : 11.21 {lHBF} - Pugsley receives his handpass.
3 : 11.25 {rHBF} - He gets a handpass to The Sultan.
3 : 11.27 {rHBF} - Crunching tackle by brian_muz.
3 : 11.31 {lHFF} - brian_muz has possession.
3 : 11.36 {rHFF} - He tries to find Barrybran with a chip pass.
3 : 11.38 {rHFF} - But chipping in front is kickthething.
3 : 11.42 {lHBF} - kickthething has it.
3 : 11.46 {C} - A flat punt.
3 : 11.51 {C} - pantskyle upset the marking attempt by Jabba73.
3 : 11.54 {rW} - toxic looks downfield.
3 : 11.56 {C} - Long handpass to the running pantskyle.
3 : 12.01 {lHFF} - Sees brian_muz ahead and sends it his way.
3 : 12.04 {lHFF} - Taking the mark is brian_muz who's form looks good today.
3 : 12.08 {lHFF} - brian_muz has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 12.11 {lHFF} - brian_muz takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 12.15 {lFP} - He takes another.
3 : 12.19 {lFP} - Not a lot of daylight for brian_muz to aim at.
3 : 12.23 {lFP} - He's dobbed it.
Baghdad Bombers : 12.1.73
Coney Island Warriors : 13.10.88

 

[Grav]

Eleven changes in a half. What's the bloody point of me doing a team sheet with people in positions? I should just name 20 people and let the sim decide.

Sim is like umpires, they’ll even up as the game goes on.

 

[Pugsley]

Phil is walking the cat again.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Phil is walking the cat again.

Or is the cat walking phil?

 

[philreich]

3 : 12.27 {C} - Purple7x08_24 gets one hand to it.
3 : 12.33 {lW} - FootyGuy13 with all the time in the world.
3 : 12.38 {CHF} - A measured kick to Paracleet.
3 : 12.4 {CHF} - Paracleet uses his body to perfection and reels in the mark.
3 : 12.44 {CHF} - Paracleet has it.
3 : 12.48 {rHFF} - Handballs over the top to Barrybran.
3 : 12.52 {rHFF} - Barrybran coathangers kickthething and then remonstrates with a few of his teammates. Calm down son or you'll get booked.
3 : 12.56 {CHB} - norway blue wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 12.58 {rW} - He looks for tomjoad.
3 : 13.03 {rW} - Top mark - not paid.
3 : 13.07 {rW} - With the ball is tomjoad.
3 : 13.1 {rW} - Handpass to space. Pugsley runs onto it.
3 : 13.13 {lHFF} - A kick in the general direction of CursingFijian.
3 : 13.17 {lHFF} - Man in front will be paid this mark - that's CursingFijian.
3 : 13.21 {lHFF} - CursingFijian signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 13.25 {FF} - Thumps the ball forward.
3 : 13.27 {FF} - gab213 can't take it.
3 : 13.31 {FF} - gab213 sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 13.35 {FF} - This could be a goal to gab213.
3 : 13.4 {FF} - It's a goal. A goal to gab213.
Baghdad Bombers : 13.1.79
Coney Island Warriors : 13.10.88
3 : 13.41 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of Purple7x08_24.
3 : 13.5 {C} - spudmaster tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
3 : 13.54 {C} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 13.56 {CHF} - spudmaster touches the ball to the ground.
3 : 14 {CHF} - Brought down by norway blue.
3 : 14.04 {CHB} - norway blue takes them on.
3 : 14.08 {lW} - Searching pass in the direction of mcgrath_truther.
3 : 14.12 {lW} - toxic upset the marking attempt by mcgrath_truther.
3 : 14.15 {C} - Quality gather by pantskyle.
3 : 14.19 {C} - Handpasses to spudmaster.
3 : 14.22 {C} - spudmaster has a bounce.
3 : 14.26 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 14.29 {lW} - He tries to find FootyGuy13 with a chip pass.
3 : 14.33 {lW} - No mark taken as FootyGuy13 and tomjoad wrestle for position.
3 : 14.37 {C} - Jabba73 with all the time in the world.
3 : 14.41 {lHFF} - Long raking kick in the direction of CursingFijian.
3 : 14.43 {lHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 14.48 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar looks downfield.
3 : 14.52 {FB} - A lookaway handpass to spudmaster.
3 : 14.56 {FB} - Handballs over the top to Ocha905.
3 : 14.58 {rBP} - A short kick to TheInjuryFactory.
3 : 15.02 {rBP} - Ohhh. TheInjuryFactory runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
3 : 15.06 {rBP} - The ball is now with TheInjuryFactory.
3 : 15.1 {rBP} - He has a bounce.
3 : 15.12 {CHB} - Kicks in the direction of TubbsFarquhar.
3 : 15.16 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar with a one-hander.
3 : 15.21 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar has it.
3 : 15.24 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. Reginald Perrin runs onto it.
3 : 15.28 {rHBF} - Reginald Perrin is crunched in a tackle.
3 : 15.31 {lHFF} - CursingFijian looking for a lead.
3 : 15.35 {lHFF} - He has a bounce.
3 : 15.38 {lFP} - Quick hands to KohPhi under pressure.
3 : 15.43 {lFP} - KohPhi didn't make an effort and is penalised.
3 : 15.45 {rBP} - TheInjuryFactory has possession.
3 : 15.49 {rBP} - A slick handpass goes to Ocha905.
3 : 15.53 {rBP} - What a tackle by snozulu.
3 : 15.58 {lFP} - KohPhi looking for a lead.
3 : 16 {lFP} - KohPhi sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 16.04 {lFP} - This should be a goal to KohPhi.
3 : 16.08 {lFP} - KohPhi racks up number 1.
Baghdad Bombers : 14.1.85
Coney Island Warriors : 13.10.88
3 : 16.12 {C} - MayTheNorthBeWithU knocks the ball down.
3 : 16.18 {C} - Nobody's checking spudmaster.
3 : 16.22 {rHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Barrybran.
3 : 16.27 {rHFF} - Straight down the throat of the leading Barrybran.
3 : 16.3 {rHFF} - Barrybran looking for a lead.
3 : 16.32 {lFP} - A bit of a miskick.
3 : 16.37 {lFP} - Over the head of Freofalcon.
3 : 16.4 {FB} - With the ball is PaPaPete.
3 : 16.45 {FB} - No-look handpass to snozulu.
3 : 16.47 {FB} - Handballs over the top to Pugsley.
3 : 16.51 {rBP} - He handpasses to Kilroy.
3 : 16.55 {rBP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 17 {CHB} - He kicks long and low.
3 : 17.01 {CHB} - Paracleet claims the mark but its play on.
3 : 17.06 {CHB} - norway blue turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 17.1 {CHB} - He involves Pugsley in the play.
3 : 17.14 {CHB} - But he's been penalised for throwing.
3 : 17.16 {CHF} - With the ball is Paracleet.
3 : 17.2 - <<< VainGlorious is coming on to replace Jabba73 >>>
3 : 17.28 {CHF} - Paracleet wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 17.3 - <<< Bovo is coming on to replace Kilroy >>>
3 : 17.38 {CHF} - Paracleet sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 17.42 {rHFF} - Barrybran screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
3 : 17.46 {rHFF} - But kickthething is standing in the way and marks.
3 : 17.49 {CHB} - norway blue takes off.
3 : 17.53 {rHBF} - He elects to use The Sultan and kicks in that direction.
3 : 17.57 {rHBF} - Over the back of the pack comes The Sultan and plucks it out.
3 : 17.59 {rHBF} - The Sultan to send the ball forward.
3 : 18.03 {rHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 18.07 {rW} - He's still going.
3 : 18.12 {C} - Gives the ball to VainGlorious.
3 : 18.16 {lHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
3 : 18.17 {lHFF} - Reginald Perrin did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
3 : 18.22 {lHFF} - CursingFijian slowing down the play.
3 : 18.26 {lHFF} - MayTheNorthBeWithU runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 18.3 {lHFF} - MayTheNorthBeWithU has a bounce.
3 : 18.32 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to snozulu.
3 : 18.36 {lHFF} - snozulu coughs it up.
3 : 18.4 {rHBF} - Reginald Perrin dances around CursingFijian.
3 : 18.45 {lW} - A flat punt.
3 : 18.46 {lW} - Poor effort tomjoad. FootyGuy13 takes the mark.
3 : 18.51 {lW} - FootyGuy13 to send the ball forward.
3 : 18.55 {lW} - Where did tomjoad come from? Great tackle.
3 : 18.59 {rW} - The ball is now with tomjoad.
3 : 19.01 {rW} - Brought down by FootyGuy13.
3 : 19.05 {C} - pantskyle takes off.
3 : 19.09 {C} - pantskyle nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 19.13 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.
3 : 19.17 {rW} - Big mark by mcgrath_truther!.
3 : 19.19 {lW} - mcgrath_truther with the ball now.
3 : 19.23 {lW} - Whistle blows for kicking in danger.
3 : 19.28 {lW} - FootyGuy13 slowing down the play.
3 : 19.32 {rW} - Passes to toxic by hand.
3 : 19.34 {lW} - A poor handpass but FootyGuy13 is up to the challenge.
3 : 19.38 {lW} - No-look handpass to spudmaster.
3 : 19.42 {CHF} - A measured kick in the direction of Paracleet.
3 : 19.46 {CHF} - Running back with the flight of the ball is Paracleet! Brave mark.
3 : 19.48 {CHF} - Now Paracleet has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 19.52 {CHF} - Passes to Purple7x08_24 by hand.
3 : 19.57 {CHF} - Wow that tackle was far too high!.
3 : 20.01 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking kickthething.
3 : 20.02 {rW} - tomjoad and FootyGuy13 jostle for position.
3 : 20.07 {rW} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 20.11 {lW} - FootyGuy13 has possession.
3 : 20.15 {rHFF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Barrybran.
3 : 20.17 {rHFF} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 20.21 {lHBF} - kickthething takes off.
3 : 20.25 {C} - A wobbly old kick.
3 : 20.3 {C} - VainGlorious makes great ground and takes the mark.
3 : 20.34 {C} - VainGlorious has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 20.36 {rHFF} - A long pass towards Grav.
3 : 20.4 {rHFF} - zackah did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
3 : 20.44 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Grav.
3 : 20.48 {lHFF} - Almost a throw to CursingFijian.
3 : 20.5 {lFP} - Passes to snozulu by hand.
3 : 20.54 {lFP} - snozulu from point blank range.
3 : 20.58 {lFP} - snozulu boots it through and lets Ocha905 know all about it.
Baghdad Bombers : 15.1.91
Coney Island Warriors : 13.10.88
3 : 21.02 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
3 : 21.08 {rW} - toxic sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
3 : 21.13 {lHFF} - That kick makes it hard for brian_muz.
3 : 21.17 {lHFF} - brian_muz is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : 21.19 {rHBF} - The bounce favours The Sultan and he is off and running.
3 : 21.23 - <<< Jabba73 is coming on to replace kickthething >>>
3 : 21.31 {rHBF} - The Sultan threads his way through traffic.
3 : 21.33 {rHBF} - MayTheNorthBeWithU on the end of this.
3 : 21.37 {C} - Pumps it long for VainGlorious.
3 : 21.42 {C} - pantskyle drops an absolute sitter.
3 : 21.46 {rW} - toxic weaves through the congestion.
3 : 21.5 {lW} - FootyGuy13 receives his handpass.
3 : 21.52 {rHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
3 : 21.56 {rHFF} - Barrybran with a one-hander.
3 : 22 {rHFF} - Barrybran takes off.
3 : 22.04 {rHFF} - Barrybran runs into Jabba73 and is getting up very slowly.
3 : 22.06 {lHBF} - Jabba73 signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 22.1 {lHBF} - A quick handpass to snozulu.
3 : 22.15 {rHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 22.19 {rHBF} - Handpasses to Pugsley.
3 : 22.21 {lHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 22.25 {lHBF} - Poor effort from Jabba73 and Barrybran takes the mark.
3 : 22.29 {rHFF} - Barrybran looking for a lead.
3 : 22.33 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but spudmaster is up to the challenge.
3 : 22.35 {CHF} - He handpasses to Paracleet.
3 : 22.39 {CHF} - Paracleet has latched onto a torp!.
3 : 22.43 {CHF} - And Paracleet gets it.
Baghdad Bombers : 15.1.91
Coney Island Warriors : 14.10.94
3 : 22.47 {C} - Purple7x08_24 palms the ball down.
3 : 22.53 {rW} - Its hard and tough but Purple7x08_24 wins possession.
3 : 22.58 {rW} - An underground handpass to Ocha905.
3 : 23.02 {lHFF} - He kicks to a contest.
3 : 23.04 {lHFF} - Man in front will be paid this mark - that's brian_muz.
3 : 23.08 {lHFF} - brian_muz looks downfield.
3 : 23.12 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls takes off on a lead.
3 : 23.16 {rFP} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by SaintsSeptember.
3 : 23.21 {rBP} - Bovo to send the ball forward.
3 : 23.22 {rBP} - Bovo bounces the ball.
3 : 23.27 {rBP} - Great tackle by Freofalcon.
3 : 23.31 {lFP} - Freofalcon wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 23.35 {lFP} - Freofalcon opens up the goalface.
3 : 23.37 {lFP} - Miraculous goal to Freofalcon.
Baghdad Bombers : 15.1.91
Coney Island Warriors : 15.10.100
3 : 23.41 {C} - Pugsley had that ruck contest all to themself.
3 : 23.49 {rW} - toxic breaks a tackle and is off.
3 : 23.51 {lW} - Sees FootyGuy13 out of the corner of his eye.
3 : 23.55 {lW} - FootyGuy13 can't take it.
3 : 24 {rW} - Not enough pressure on tomjoad.
3 : 24.04 {C} - A long looping handpass to VainGlorious.
3 : 24.06 {C} - pantskyle might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on VainGlorious. Play on is the call.
3 : 24.1 {C} - pantskyle threads his way through traffic.
3 : 24.14 {C} - pantskyle sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 24.18 {rW} - Long handpass to the running toxic.
3 : 24.21 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 24.24 {rW} - A long looping handpass to spudmaster.
3 : 24.28 {rW} - He handpasses to toxic.
3 : 24.32 {rW} - toxic has time to take a bounce.
3 : 24.37 {lW} - He gets a handpass to FootyGuy13.
3 : 24.38 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards toxic.
3 : 24.43 {rW} - toxic FROM THE HEAVENS. What a hanger.
3 : 24.47 {rW} - toxic slowing down the play.
3 : 24.51 - <<< Dinsdale is coming on to replace Freofalcon >>>
3 : 24.57 {rW} - toxic sizes the options in front of him.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
Baghdad Bombers : 15.1.91
Coney Island Warriors : 15.10.100
=====================================

 

[philreich]

Like a Donald Trump insult, the Bombers still can't miss.

 

[Kilroy]

tomjoad

Let’s go bud!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Like a Donald Trump insult, the Bombers still can't miss.

Why are you shouting phil?

 

[Kilroy]

Why are you shouting phil?

 

[Bovo]

It seems the Bombers kicked the first goal of the game, and then adjourned to the pub.

You honestly paint that as if that’s a bad thing. Go take a good look in the mirror mister!

 

[philreich]

Why are you shouting phil?

Pardon? I can't hear you over my shouting.

 

[philreich]

4 : 25.01 {C} - toxic has time to take a bounce.
4 : 25.01 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
4 : .06 {C} - pantskyle tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : .1 {C} - Long shot at goal from pantskyle.
4 : .14 {C} - Top goal.
Baghdad Bombers : 15.1.91
Coney Island Warriors : 16.10.106
4 : .18 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
4 : .24 {lW} - spudmaster slowing down the play.
4 : .28 {lW} - He handpasses to Ocha905.
4 : .33 {lW} - spudmaster receives his handpass.
4 : .34 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Ocha905.
4 : .38 {rHFF} - Kicks in the direction of Barrybran.
4 : .43 {rHFF} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : .47 {rHFF} - Barrybran has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : .51 {rHFF} - Wayward kick goes out of bounds on the full.
4 : .53 {lHBF} - With the ball is Jabba73.
4 : .57 {lHBF} - Crackerjack bump by Barrybran on Jabba73.
4 : 1.01 {rHFF} - Barrybran looking for a lead.
4 : 1.06 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to Purple7x08_24.
4 : 1.07 {rFP} - No-look handpass to Piggy Smalls.
4 : 1.12 {rFP} - This should be a certain goal.
4 : 1.16 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls adds a minor score to his team's total.
Baghdad Bombers : 15.1.91
Coney Island Warriors : 16.11.107
4 : 1.22 {FB} - Bovo has it.
4 : 1.26 {FB} - Bovo nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 1.3 {FB} - That's kicking in danger.
4 : 1.34 {lFP} - Dinsdale to send the ball forward.
4 : 1.36 {lFP} - Dinsdale steadies himself and has a shot ....
4 : 1.4 {lFP} - I think he's snuck it in. Full points.
Baghdad Bombers : 15.1.91
Coney Island Warriors : 17.11.113
4 : 1.45 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of Purple7x08_24.
4 : 1.52 {lW} - Ocha905 with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 1.55 {C} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 1.59 {C} - pantskyle is outmarked by VainGlorious.
4 : 2.03 {C} - VainGlorious with a little space.
4 : 2.07 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 2.09 {C} - In danger.
4 : 2.13 {lW} - With the ball is FootyGuy13.
4 : 2.17 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Ocha905.
4 : 2.22 {rHFF} - Quick hands to Barrybran.
4 : 2.24 {FF} - A hospital kick.
4 : 2.28 {FF} - PaPaPete drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 2.32 {FB} - PaPaPete looking for a lead.
4 : 2.36 {FB} - He gets a handpass to Pugsley.
4 : 2.38 {FB} - Draws a man and then with hands to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
4 : 2.42 {FB} - Hands it off to PaPaPete.
4 : 2.46 {FB} - Gets a handpass away to snozulu.
4 : 2.5 {rBP} - Quick hands to Bovo.
4 : 2.52 {rBP} - Bovo sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 2.57 {lHBF} - Almost a throw to Jabba73.
4 : 3.01 {lHBF} - Jabba73 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 3.05 {lHBF} - No-look handpass to snozulu.
4 : 3.09 {lHBF} - Handpass to space. Jabba73 runs onto it.
4 : 3.11 {rW} - Throws it onto his boot.
4 : 3.15 {rW} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by FootyGuy13.
4 : 3.19 {lW} - FootyGuy13 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 3.21 {CHF} - He kicks towards Paracleet and norway blue.
4 : 3.25 {CHF} - norway blue comes in from the side to intercept.
4 : 3.3 {CHB} - norway blue has possession.
4 : 3.34 {rW} - Throws it onto his boot.
4 : 3.38 {rW} - FootyGuy13 drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 3.4 {lW} - FootyGuy13 slowing down the play.
4 : 3.44 {lW} - A long looping handpass to Ocha905.
4 : 3.48 {CHF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 3.52 {CHF} - Spoilt by norway blue.
4 : 3.54 {CHB} - norway blue to send the ball forward.
4 : 3.58 {CHB} - He handpasses to Pugsley.
4 : 4.03 {CHB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 4.07 {lW} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
4 : 4.09 {lW} - He can't hold it.
4 : 4.13 {rW} - Now toxic has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 4.17 {rW} - toxic takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 4.21 {rHFF} - He has another one.
4 : 4.23 {rHFF} - Barrybran kicks to gain distance but the umpire calls deliberate.
4 : 4.27 {lHBF} - With the ball is Jabba73.
4 : 4.31 {CHB} - norway blue screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 4.35 {CHB} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 4.4 {CHB} - norway blue sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 4.41 {CHB} - Long handpass to the running snozulu.
4 : 4.46 {rHBF} - A quick handpass to The Sultan.
4 : 4.5 {lW} - Sees mcgrath_truther ahead and sends it his way.
4 : 4.54 {lW} - toxic did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 4.56 {lW} - mcgrath_truther breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 5 {CHF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of BLUEALLTHRU.
4 : 5.04 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU and TubbsFarquhar both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 5.09 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU hits the ground running.
4 : 5.1 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 5.15 {lFP} - KohPhi presents.
4 : 5.19 {lFP} - KohPhi can't take it.
4 : 5.23 {rBP} - TheInjuryFactory sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 5.25 {rBP} - Almost a throw to spudmaster.
4 : 5.29 {rBP} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 5.33 {rBP} - KohPhi applies the tackle on TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 5.37 {rFP} - iDon turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 5.39 {rFP} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 5.43 {rFP} - A snap at goal ....
4 : 5.48 {rFP} - It's a goal to iDon.
Baghdad Bombers : 16.1.97
Coney Island Warriors : 17.11.113
4 : 5.52 {C} - Purple7x08_24 palms the ball down.
4 : 5.58 {rW} - toxic streaming down the ground.
4 : 6.02 {C} - Gets a handpass away to pantskyle.
4 : 6.06 {C} - What a tackle.
4 : 6.1 {C} - VainGlorious wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 6.12 {rW} - A quick handpass to tomjoad.
4 : 6.16 {lW} - He elects to use mcgrath_truther and kicks in that direction.
4 : 6.2 {lW} - mcgrath_truther is outmarked by toxic.
4 : 6.25 {rW} - toxic takes them on.
4 : 6.26 {rW} - Handpass to space. spudmaster runs onto it.
4 : 6.31 {rW} - MayTheNorthBeWithU sews him up!.
4 : 6.35 {lW} - A bit of space for mcgrath_truther to utilise.
4 : 6.39 {lW} - Huge handpass to Pugsley. As good as a kick.
4 : 6.41 {C} - No-look handpass to VainGlorious.
4 : 6.45 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to mcgrath_truther.
4 : 6.49 {rHFF} - Grav trying to offer a lead.
4 : 6.54 {rHFF} - Grav spills the mark.
4 : 6.55 {rHFF} - Quality gather by Grav.
4 : 7 {rHFF} - Grav nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 7.04 {rHFF} - zackah has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
4 : 7.08 {rHBF} - Now Reginald Perrin has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 7.12 {lHBF} - A long looping handpass to zackah.
4 : 7.14 {C} - His kick is hurried.
4 : 7.18 {C} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 7.22 {rW} - tomjoad with the ball now.
4 : 7.26 {rW} - But there was something very nearly reportable from tomjoad.
4 : 7.29 {C} - pantskyle wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 7.33 {C} - VainGlorious sews pantskyle up in a fantastic tackle.
4 : 7.37 {rW} - tomjoad looking for a lead.
4 : 7.41 {rW} - tomjoad bounces the ball.
4 : 7.43 {rHFF} - tomjoad's taken another bounce.
4 : 7.47 {FF} - He kicks long and low.
4 : 7.51 {FF} - gab213 can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 7.55 {FB} - Raveneyes slowing down the play.
4 : 7.57 {FB} - Flicks it to Purple7x08_24.
4 : 8.01 {FB} - No-look handpass to spudmaster.
4 : 8.06 {rHBF} - He spots an option and kicks to Reginald Perrin.
4 : 8.1 {rHBF} - Reginald Perrin outbodies CursingFijian and takes an easy mark in the end.
4 : 8.14 {rHBF} - Reginald Perrin has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 8.16 {C} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on pantskyle to mark.
4 : 8.2 {C} - VainGlorious upset the marking attempt by pantskyle.
4 : 8.24 {C} - With the ball is pantskyle.
4 : 8.26 {rW} - He transfers play using toxic.
4 : 8.31 {rW} - toxic and mcgrath_truther both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 8.34 {rW} - toxic has a paddock.
4 : 8.38 {lHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
4 : 8.43 {lHFF} - brian_muz appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 8.45 {lHFF} - Taking the ball is brian_muz.
4 : 8.49 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 8.53 {FF} - No-look handpass to The Filth Wizard.
4 : 8.57 {lFP} - A quick handpass to Dinsdale.
4 : 8.59 {rFP} - Hands it off to Piggy Smalls.
4 : 9.03 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls trying to put his stamp on the game.
4 : 9.07 {rFP} - Perfect goal kicking technique. That's number 1 for Piggy Smalls.
Baghdad Bombers : 16.1.97
Coney Island Warriors : 18.11.119
4 : 9.11 {C} - MayTheNorthBeWithU waits and wins the hitout.
4 : 9.18 {C} - VainGlorious with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 9.22 {C} - Open goal!.
4 : 9.26 {C} - Was it touched? Goal umpire says no!.
Baghdad Bombers : 17.1.103
Coney Island Warriors : 18.11.119

 

[Tonga Bob]

Pardon? I can't hear you over my shouting.

Are you wearing a towel?

 

[Bovo]

Are you wearing a towel?

Are we up to this already in the relationship?