Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 8: Ophidian Old Boys v Dragons FFC at Spotswood Oval

[DemurePrincess]

Nice dragon though, if there's such a thing.

There is… but his name is Raz

 

[Bonz]

I think Bonz would love a good hosing down.

Depends on the type of hose...

 

[DemurePrincess]

Depends on the type of hose...

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Didn’t realise you swang that way???

 

[DragoDelph]

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There is… but his name is Raz

 

[Bonz]

Bonz being the only Dragon with access has already gone through security. He certainly enjoyed the cavity search and subsequent removal of his going away kit.

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I'm just glad you allowed me to keep the diamond encrusted plug.

BEST FAREWELL GIFT EVER

 

[Bonz]

Didn’t realise you swang that way???

I broke the swing.

Everything comes my way

 

[DemurePrincess]

He’s a real dragon. You lot are fake ones!

 

[Bonz]

He would like a body search every hour as well.

On the hour, different OOB performing the search each time.

Sharing is caring after all

 

[DemurePrincess]

I'm just glad you allowed me to keep the diamond encrusted plug.

BEST FAREWELL GIFT EVER

Mmm! I thought I caught a glimmer when you bent over?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Totally puts this song into perspective

 

[DragoDelph]

I'm just glad you allowed me to keep the diamond encrusted plug.

BEST FAREWELL GIFT EVER

It becomes invisible when wet

 

[Bonz]

Here's a look inside Rob's Guinness Bar, at the moment Bonz is the only Dragon allowed in

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The rest can look through the windows if you like and we'll see later on if we'll upgrade the rest of you Dragons.

Do we still have the Bonz drip?



Was all class, and the touch of maple was beautiful

 

[DemurePrincess]

It becomes invisible when wet

Like a beacon???

Explain

 

[Bonz]

I hope Bonz keeps his social media up to date so his Dragons team mates at least get to see how good life is on the inside of the Spotswood fence.

No need, I will be updating the team WhatsApp on the hour whilst they slum away.

 

[Robertio]

Do we still have the Bonz drip?

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Was all class, and the touch of maple was beautiful

Yep we still have it mate, but no one has asked for one since you left.

 

[Bonz]

Yep we still have it mate, but no one has asked for one since you left.

Excellent more for me.

I like the fact it is kept a secret.

 

[DragoDelph]

Like a beacon???

Explain

Diamonds become hard to see in water. Almost invisible.

(This could be complete horse shit, and just used for a movie plot)

 

[DemurePrincess]

Diamonds become hard to see in water. Almost invisible.

(This could be complete horse shit, and just used for a movie plot)

Nah! That makes plenty of sense. I can see the similarities for sure

 

[Braklet]

You’ve been doing your Kegel exercises haven’t you?

Ahhhh, I remember this one particular GF ... never mind.

 

[Braklet]

I would have squealed as well, his an all timer.

Plus I have a song I enjoy singing about him.

He really likes that one on the OOB team bus.

But Mrs Turbo, DemurePrincess, and FreoGirl like it even more than Dingster, I think.

 

[serial_thrilla]

 

[T2B_]

They do serve the best pint of Guinness on the planet here at Spotswood. Too bad for the Dragons that they're barred, with the exception of Bonz who can crawl in via our cat flap!

We just bring along some of Crocodile Drunkees finest with us. Hatchy1992 can attest to the quality of stuff in that joint, he practically lives there.

 

[Braklet]

This is the ugliest room at Spotswood!

The gold laminate is perfect for bronze access holders… leads them into a false sense of speciality

ummmmm... not bronze...

 

[DemurePrincess]

ummmmm... not bronze...

I didn’t know that. But I do know.

Bonz is an exception anyway ‍♀

 

[Braklet]

Bloody hell just saw

RIP James Earl Jones

#PutYourSabersOut

Darth Vader, meh.

THIS is how I remember JEJ: