Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 8: Ophidian Old Boys v Dragons FFC at Spotswood Oval

[Bonz]

I've never been to banhammer, Uh uh...

.... Maybe just take inspiration from Dingster

 

[Bonz]

I found it….. all good!

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Just as beautiful as I remember it

 

[T2B_]

I found it….. all good!

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Gee that spacious gold room is a bit more snoofy than the storage room we gave him at Dragon Island Subway. Time to up our game!!

 

[Robertio]

Good morning Old Boys and Dragons and Bonz , nice OP Chipmunk.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Gee that spacious gold room is a bit more snoofy than the storage room we gave him at Dragon Island Subway. Time to up our game!!

This is the ugliest room at Spotswood!

The gold laminate is perfect for bronze access holders… leads them into a false sense of speciality

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Under previous management the Dragons have demonstrated low moral fiber and the inability to maintain the high standards expected of them within the walls of Spotswood Campus. The Ophidian Access level Committee will be monitoring this thread closely to see if there has been any change from last season now certain players have moved on.

Until then the Dragons will be refused access onto campus or its facilities including any form of change rooms. Alternative playing venue will be arranged and posted before the games scheduled date and if the Dragons need to change before the game we suggest you use the facilities at Qar Park. If Dragon Players are found anywhere around the facility their members will be sprayed with fire hoses to remove the putrid waste.

The only exception to this is Bonz who as a Premiership Old Boy and maintains Inner Sanctum Access.

 

[Dingster]

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Under previous management the Dragons have demonstrated low moral fiber and the inability to maintain the high standards expected of them within the walls of Spotswood Campus. The Ophidian Access level Committee will be monitoring this thread closely to see if there has been any change from last season now certain players have moved on.

Until then the Dragons will be refused access onto campus or its facilities including any form of change rooms. Alternative playing venue will be arranged and posted before the games scheduled date and if the Dragons need to change before the game we suggest you use the facilities at Qar Park. If Dragon Players are found anywhere around the facility their members will be sprayed with fire hoses to remove the putrid waste.

The only exception to this is Bonz who as a Premiership Old Boy and maintains Inner Sanctum Access.

I think you're going to need a full body search of Bonz just in case Turbo. God knows what he hides "up there".

 

[DemurePrincess]

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Under previous management the Dragons have demonstrated low moral fiber and the inability to maintain the high standards expected of them within the walls of Spotswood Campus. The Ophidian Access level Committee will be monitoring this thread closely to see if there has been any change from last season now certain players have moved on.

Until then the Dragons will be refused access onto campus or its facilities including any form of change rooms. Alternative playing venue will be arranged and posted before the games scheduled date and if the Dragons need to change before the game we suggest you use the facilities at Qar Park. If Dragon Players are found anywhere around the facility their members will be sprayed with fire hoses to remove the putrid waste.

The only exception to this is Bonz who as a Premiership Old Boy and maintains Inner Sanctum Access.

Oh! Well! So we don’t need to worry about towels or gruel?

 

[Robertio]

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Under previous management the Dragons have demonstrated low moral fiber and the inability to maintain the high standards expected of them within the walls of Spotswood Campus. The Ophidian Access level Committee will be monitoring this thread closely to see if there has been any change from last season now certain players have moved on.

Until then the Dragons will be refused access onto campus or its facilities including any form of change rooms. Alternative playing venue will be arranged and posted before the games scheduled date and if the Dragons need to change before the game we suggest you use the facilities at Qar Park. If Dragon Players are found anywhere around the facility their members will be sprayed with fire hoses to remove the putrid waste.

The only exception to this is Bonz who as a Premiership Old Boy and maintains Inner Sanctum Access.

I think Bonz would love a good hosing down.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I think Bonz would love a good hosing down.

 

[Robertio]

You're on the ball DP.

 

[T2B_]

This is the ugliest room at Spotswood!

The gold laminate is perfect for bronze access holders… leads them into a false sense of speciality

Do the OOBs get some sort of COLA? They seem a bit too loaded.

 

[DemurePrincess]

But but but Tigerturbulance …… ya spoil sport!!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Do the OOBs get some of COLA? They seem a bit too loaded.

Look! When we walk we flutter where others jingle!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

You're on the ball DP.

I bags hose holder!!!

 

[Robertio]

I think you're going to need a full body search of Bonz just in case Turbo. God knows what he hides "up there".

He would like a body search every hour as well.

 

[T2B_]

I think Bonz would love a good hosing down.

He's the whole reason Dragon Island is currently on water restrictions TBH

 

[DemurePrincess]

He would like a body search every hour as well.

 

[Robertio]

You've got the job DP as we won't need any towels this week.

 

[T2B_]

Bloody hell just saw

RIP James Earl Jones

#PutYourSabersOut

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I think you're going to need a full body search of Bonz just in case Turbo. God knows what he hides "up there".

Bonz being the only Dragon with access has already gone through security. He certainly enjoyed the cavity search and subsequent removal of his going away kit.

 

[DemurePrincess]

You've got the job DP as we won't need any towels this week.

I’ve got just the thing….


However…don’t stand too close

 

[Tigerturbulance]

He would like a body search every hour as well.

Bonz has insisted on it, but as he is a former Old Boy he will only be eligible for one cavity search each day

 

[Robertio]

Here's a look inside Rob's Guinness Bar, at the moment Bonz is the only Dragon allowed in

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The rest can look through the windows if you like and we'll see later on if we'll upgrade the rest of you Dragons.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Here's a look inside Rob's Guinness Bar, at the moment Bonz is the only Dragon allowed in

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The rest can look through the windows if you like and we'll see later on if we'll upgrade the rest of you Dragons.

I hope Bonz keeps his social media up to date so his Dragons team mates at least get to see how good life is on the inside of the Spotswood fence.