Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 8: West Coast Wonders v Gumbies FFC at The Colosseum

[Pamcake1]

not everyone can be rising star wookies!

Pity it would be a great name for the announcement.

 

[BFew]

im more of a telescoping ladder kind of man

So your tinder dates are asked to BYOL?

 

[Falconista]

did you know that over 80% of the commercially-available telescopic ladders tested failed to meet the minimum safety requirements designed to protect users?

Does not surprise me.

 

[Falconista]

So your tinder dates are asked to BYOL?

"You'll come to love me, one step at a time".
AAR's Tinder allegedly.

 

[Mop]

So I'm being marked by an Aucklander in this match.

This should make for an extra a fun posting week.

I like my fruity Kiwi's hard boiled.

Chur cuzzy

 

[ClarkeM]

im just a clarkem puppet

Not the only one in here whose arse I’ve had wrapped around my hand

 

[ClarkeM]

Whatever happened to respect in this place?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Whatever happened to respect in this place?

good question to ask yourself

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

"You'll come to love me, one step at a time".
AAR's Tinder allegedly.

just updated my tinder, thanks.

Please don't tell my wife

 

[GWS Goose]

I saw this today that will interest beez

Why do we pronounce the G twice in Longevity

 

[cats_09]

I saw today that will interest beez

Why do we pronounce the G twice in Longevity

 

[ClarkeM]

good question to ask yourself

Why would you say that? Dog boy

 

[Brick Loosener]

Pity it would be a great name for the announcement.

 

[ClarkeM]

I saw today that will interest beez

Why do we pronounce the G twice in Longevity

Southampton

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Why would you say that? Dog boy

please stop calling my family and I rude names in private messages

 

[BFew]

just updated by tinder, thanks.

Please don't tell my wife

I promise I won't tell her until after we've finished our Tinder date next Saturday morning, when you are busy running the Wonders final training session before the big game on the weekend.

 

[Falconista]

Not the only one in here whose arse I’ve had wrapped around my hand

Committee sure was a wild ride last season.

 

[ClarkeM]

Committee sure was a wild ride last season.

I certainly brought a little bit of life to the carcass of a league it is

 

[ClarkeM]

please stop calling my family and I rude names in private messages

I never realised Wosh was your great aunt's cousin. My mistake!

 

[CatToTheFuture]

So I'm being marked by an Aucklander in this match.

This should make for an extra a fun posting week.

I like my fruity Kiwi's hard boiled.

Have you seen what happens to meat soaked in kiwi fruit juice?

Your very sinews are about to be shredded

 

[CatToTheFuture]

did you know that over 80% of the commercially-available telescopic ladders tested failed to meet the minimum safety requirements designed to protect users?

A fun game i used to play is looking out for stairs that don't meet Australian standards. They are everywhere. Especially the colour alternation.

The rules are simple for them but they put so many people in hospital

 

[HARPSichord]

17/20 of the season 36 premiership team right there.

PS: We're actually fourth. Do YoU nOT rEaD My lAdDeR ThREad?!?!

Clearly not. I'll do better for you.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

I saw today that will interest beez

Why do we pronounce the G twice in Longevity

Or sound it out in longitude

 

[HARPSichord]

Not the only one in here whose arse I’ve had wrapped around my hand

Oh this is very, very good. And very, very true.

 

[Falconista]

Clearly not. I'll do better for you.

Wanna come do a better job of Gumbies captaincy too, while you're at it?