Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: Roys FFC v Ophidian Old Boys at Brunswick Junction Oval

[por_please_ya]

The cinema is pretty much complete:
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Located across the street from fitzroybowiedog, in Waverley (a hop/skip/jump down the street from Spotswood):
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Omg amazing! I'll try and catch a movie there soon.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Omg amazing! I'll try and catch a movie there soon.

Awesome! So I’ll be seeing you at Fatima’s for a lappy then too?

I’ve got just the camel for you

 

[Mobbs]

Awesome! So I’ll be seeing you at Fatima’s for a lappy then too?

I’ve got just the camel for you

 

[DemurePrincess]

You don’t come to a strip club for cups of tea Mobbs

I mean… I can provide that shit at a whim if requested but it’s not exactly a common request

 

[JuddgementDay]

Requested by Dingster :

Proprietorships in the suburb of Spotswood:
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Shown in the image:
Residences of U2tigers , Fleabane , Elton Johns Wig Mrs Turbo (two occupants), and Over The Post
Commercial enterprises for Mrs Turbo (Mrs T's Tavern) and Braklet (Starbraks)

Wickzki and kenneyswarriors turned down offers to take up residences, but instead a street in Spotswood is named after Wickzki, and in kenney has a street named in his honour in neighbouring Waverley.

While fitzroybowiedog has a house on this map, and Tarkyn_24 has a fast food franchise (Hungry Tarks), they are outside the border of Spotswood, in Waverley.

From the named OOBs team list, King Tenz has a house on Dragon Island, thewizardmelon and DemurePrincess have homes facing each other across the street on Tiger Island in Punt, Dingster has a house and a diner on Brunswick St in Old Town, Robertio has a home in Attenboro.

Braklet and DemurePrincess also have floors in Gunns Towers, as does Dingster and EJW.

Which means those with nothing in their property folio at this point (from the Vipers) are as follows : Harvey Manfrenjensenden , tigerland_1720 , myblueroan , Tigerturbulance (can have a holiday home as his house is in the missus' name), FreoGirl , Irish BlueBagger , JuddgementDay , and BRAB

I may have missed someone's property or missed their name altogether. But that's pretty close to on point.

Can I get a property somewhere within walking distance to the ground? I’m not a natural forward, so I’ll need to spend more time practicing goal kicking

 

[Mooch]

You don’t come to a strip club for cups of tea Mobbs

I mean… I can provide that shit at a whim if requested but it’s not exactly a common request

You've clearly never been to a Yorkshire strip club.

 

[DemurePrincess]

You've clearly never been to a Yorkshire strip club.

Are you from Yorkshire? As in England lol

I lived in Bedale for 3mths. It was the best memories ever! Bunch of ****ing piss heads lol

Edit - worked at the Black Swan
Drank at the White Bear and Casle Arms

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Are you from Yorkshire? As in England lol

I lived in Bedale for 3mths. It was the best memories ever! Bunch of ****ing piss heads lol

Edit - worked at the Black Swan
Drank at the White Bear and Casle Arms

DP was a stripper. Now I’m conflicted

 

[DemurePrincess]

DP was a stripper. Now I’m conflicted

Haha I managed a strip club silly lol

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Haha I managed a strip club silly lol

Oh… right.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Oh… right.

Best experience ever though!! I only lasted 10 mths bc it was absolutely soul destroying!

I was happy to take blokes money but I was feeding them scared young women who I convinced stripping was better than hosting when they applied for our bogus hosting jobs.

I found that part super gross but the bucks were good - paid off a $12k credit card debt in tips alone

 

[Mobbs]

Can I get a property somewhere within walking distance to the ground? I’m not a natural forward, so I’ll need to spend more time practicing goal kicking

I'm sure I can find a suitable place!

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Best experience ever though!! I only lasted 10 mths bc it was absolutely soul destroying!

I was happy to take blokes money but I was feeding them scared young women who I convinced stripping was better than hosting when they applied for our bogus hosting jobs.

I found that part super gross but the bucks were good - paid off a $12k credit card debt in tips alone

Mobbs use to be a stripper

 

[Mobbs]

Mobbs use to be a stripper

Partly untrue.

 

[Mobbs]

Amazing cliffhanger game today! I am lucky enough to find a video of the last 2 & 1/2 quarters on youtube!

 

[Braklet]

What about my Barely Adequate Dental Clinic, even on a good day?

DERRINALPHIL is fun at parties, he brings an unlimited supply of nitrous oxide

 

[Braklet]

Shadow Puppets then

Bunraku - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Braklet]

If you're looking for show material fitzroybowiedog, I saw this last night:

Wild in the Streets - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

They played it up as dystopia, but I found it hilarious.

Get the voting age down to 14, then mandatory retirement at age 30, and once you hit 35 you get hauled off to the concentration camps where they feed you full of LSD.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Requested by Dingster :

Proprietorships in the suburb of Spotswood:
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Shown in the image:
Residences of U2tigers , Fleabane , Elton Johns Wig Mrs Turbo (two occupants), and Over The Post
Commercial enterprises for Mrs Turbo (Mrs T's Tavern) and Braklet (Starbraks)

Wickzki and kenneyswarriors turned down offers to take up residences, but instead a street in Spotswood is named after Wickzki, and in kenney has a street named in his honour in neighbouring Waverley.

While fitzroybowiedog has a house on this map, and Tarkyn_24 has a fast food franchise (Hungry Tarks), they are outside the border of Spotswood, in Waverley.

From the named OOBs team list, King Tenz has a house on Dragon Island, thewizardmelon and DemurePrincess have homes facing each other across the street on Tiger Island in Punt, Dingster has a house and a diner on Brunswick St in Old Town, Robertio has a home in Attenboro.

Braklet and DemurePrincess also have floors in Gunns Towers, as does Dingster and EJW.

Which means those with nothing in their property folio at this point (from the Vipers) are as follows : Harvey Manfrenjensenden , tigerland_1720 , myblueroan , Tigerturbulance (can have a holiday home as his house is in the missus' name), FreoGirl , Irish BlueBagger , JuddgementDay , and BRAB

I may have missed someone's property or missed their name altogether. But that's pretty close to on point.

Well you did play (well at least i think you did anyway) in our season 35 premiership winning team, so you should already know a lot about Spotswood.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

I'm doing the whole 90's and early 00's nostalgia thing on YouTube again. This classic is almost twenty years old now.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

The dude that shows the North Korean tv on Youtube also put up some Turkmenistan tv as well. That place is another one of those totalitarian/dictatorship states.

They had more freedom when they were in the Soviet Union ironically enough! They play some good music though. The song at 2 minutes and 49 seconds in is a nice enough little ditty.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Commiserations on the Cats defeat Braklet, but hey at least you ain't waiting almost thirty years to win the big prize!

We have two Brisbane Lions fans on our team although it will be just the one from Monday onwards, so well done on the win BRAB and DemurePrincess.

 

[Braklet]

Commiserations on the Cats defeat Braklet, but hey at least you ain't waiting almost thirty years to win the big prize!

We have two Brisbane Lions fans on our team although it will be just the one from Monday onwards, so well done on the win BRAB and DemurePrincess.

It was a really good game, but didn't go our way.

I guess I'll have to console myself with a 2022 GF rewatch.

 

[Mobbs]

JuddgementDay this place is vacant, and you can see the ground is just down off the bridge. If you walk across the bridge and into the clubrooms it's just a matter of navigating a couple of sets of stairs and you're ready to perform.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Well well well…. Look what today is?