Official Match Thread Second Elimination Final - Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at the BJO

[Tonga Bob]

You are soooooooo delisted if we lose…

 

[Mobbs]

I'm back Guess what I just did/had? Nah don't ask, not gonna tell ya.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I'm back Guess what I just did/had? Nah don't ask, not gonna tell ya.

Where did you go?

 

[Mobbs]

Where did you go?

I was busy doing something ... special!

 

[Wosh]

I was busy doing something ... special!

THE call? Did you wear the budgie smugglers, socks and thongs like I advised?

 

[Tonga Bob]

THE call? Did you wear the budgie smugglers, socks and thongs like I advised?

OK Mobbs time to spill the beans. What was THE call?

 

[Wosh]

OK Mobbs time to spill the beans. What was THE call?

Elon Musk is buying the Sweet FA.

 

[TedDougChris]

Are you proud of me TedDougChris ?
I’m being all negative and not jinxy at all! I’ll even do the sad walk.

 

[Mobbs]

THE call? Did you wear the budgie smugglers, socks and thongs like I advised?

I dressed up all proper like. Except I didn't put shoes on lol. But I did wear work socks even though they were never on show because I forgot to add it to my tip menu.

It went really well. I'm happy. Even if it's not a success, I'm still glad to have the feeling I was solid.

OK Mobbs time to spill the beans. What was THE call?

My first actual job interview since 2010.

 

[Wosh]

I dressed up all proper like. Except I didn't put shoes on lol. But I did wear work socks even though they were never on show because I forgot to add it to my tip menu.

It went really well. I'm happy. Even if it's not a success, I'm still glad to have the feeling I was solid.


My first actual job interview since 2010.

Good for you mate
Good luck with it x

 

[Tonga Bob]

I dressed up all proper like. Except I didn't put shoes on lol. But I did wear work socks even though they were never on show because I forgot to add it to my tip menu.

It went really well. I'm happy. Even if it's not a success, I'm still glad to have the feeling I was solid.


My first actual job interview since 2010.

Nice one! Hope you get the result that you want. If you need a reference just let me know.

 

[hotchilli]

I dressed up all proper like. Except I didn't put shoes on lol. But I did wear work socks even though they were never on show because I forgot to add it to my tip menu.

It went really well. I'm happy. Even if it's not a success, I'm still glad to have the feeling I was solid.


My first actual job interview since 2010.

Really selling yourself well Mobbs. Orange is your colour.

 

[Dingster]

Really selling yourself well Mobbs. Orange is your colour.

Mobbs = Kallam Dawson

 

[Wosh]

Really selling yourself well Mobbs. Orange is your colour.

Dat ass would look fine in budgies…I told him, I bloody told him.

 

[Mooch]

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[Mooch]

Do only UK folk have good legs?

I am UK folk and I have great legs, as Wosh would attest to.

The only good legs are the ones that kick qoals. Take Mooch for example, we have his insured for a million Clarke monies.

See.

 

[A Swallow]

Mobbs = Kallam Dawson

Oh you mean Mobbs is a future 5 time AA defender?

 

[Dingster]

Oh you mean Mobbs is a future 5 time AA defender?

Dashing!

 

[Mobbs]

I just googled uncanny valley faces ahahahaha. Love torturing you people!

 

[Mobbs]

Oh you mean Mobbs is a future 5 time AA defender?

I'm liking all these references despite having no concept who that person is!

 

[Zevon]

Mobbs = Kallam Dawson

Kallan’s long lost twin brother?

 

[Mobbs]

Kallan’s long lost twin brother?

Is this really important? /allcaps

 

[3KZ is Football]

I notice there were a few maths buffs in the thread who will appreciate this. I ran the numbers and it is clear that The Roys will win on Sunday by 31 points, with a 6 point margin of error.

#TheTilt #Cinderella

 

[3KZ is Football]

I also took DNA swabs from player drink bottles after our last game, and it is clear that The Roy’s are genetically favoured to win, because we have more “up regulated genes” while the Warriors are predominantly “down rated”. This indicates that the Warriors will be going down this weekend, confirming the widely held theory that they suck.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Did we also show them heaven? Or did we only cover them?
Asking for Maria McKee.

Do you like kookaburras?

Kookaburras?

I missed this Mobbs - I’m on Mawson Station conducting experiments on penguins and I’m on time delay.



Early results indicate that penguins are smarter and better at Qooty than Warriors players.