State of Origin Series XIX Round 1: Western Australia v Vic Country at Perth Stadium

[TheGoatBaron]

All those listed sleep under the blanket that WA provides! You need us in those mines and you have the temerity to talk smack to us! I’d rather you say thanks and then **** off to your hillbilly farms.

*Hillbilly goat farms when you address me, thank you

 

[TheGoatBaron]

That Swan has been me being pissed off with the Vic media this year, but that’s another story for another time

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Real talk - how much of Western Australia have the locals actually been to?

Me, omgfridge & Freofalcon have been to the Exchange Hotel, I know that much.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Me, omgfridge & Freofalcon have been to the Exchange Hotel, I know that much.

omgfridge & I have been to the Norfolk. Does that count?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

omgfridge I also like beer

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

omgfridge & I have been to the Norfolk. Does that count?

They're both in WA? That's probably where the similarities end.

 

[Ocha905]

Me, omgfridge & Freofalcon have been to the Exchange Hotel, I know that much.

You had to survive tornado-like winds to get there too iirc.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

You had to survive tornado-like winds to get there too iirc.

 

[Tonga Bob]

They're both in WA? That's probably where the similarities end.

Yeah there's that pesky 'no skimpies within 10km of Freo' rule.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Yeah there's that pesky 'no skimpies within 10km of Freo' rule.

Ah I’d always wondered why Freo moved their training facilities to Cockburn…

 

[Tonga Bob]

Ah I’d always wondered why Freo moved their training facilities to Cockburn…

Gotta give it that hawk tuah, Tarks.

 

[TY24]

Real talk - how much of Western Australia have the locals actually been to?

if I want to drive over to my mums place for a coffee, it takes me 15 hours and about $500 in diesel

 

[TY24]

Ah I’d always wondered why Freo moved their training facilities to Cockburn…

Fremantle is such a hole that even Fremantle don’t want to be in Fremantle

 

[Jabba73]

All those listed sleep under the blanket that WA provides! You need us in those mines and you have the temerity to talk smack to us! I’d rather you say thanks and then **** off to your hillbilly farms.

Yep, keep digging and help fund the country.

It means the rest of us can bludge off your hard-earned.

Thanks mate!

 

[Jabba73]

Where is Perth Stadium?

 

[Jabba73]

Meanwhile, Vic Country have named a few players that will surely be underdone after playing little or no football but still bring a strong side. Premiership captain Tigerturbulance will have stiff competition to lock down a ruck spot amidst Pie 4 Life, manangatang and cats_09, and there's plenty of midfield options to pick from including AnUltimateRessie, ant555, Rising Star Pamcake1 and Ocha905. Vic Country produced three All-SFA players in Wosh, AnUltimateRessie and captain Robertio but are not bringing a big goalkicker to this series with the best S37 tally going to TheGoatBaron with 39.

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Captains, please submit your teamsheets by Friday 28th June at 6pm AEST

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Not bringing a goal kicker?

I nearly won a Fred medal sitting on a lounge chair in the goal square for a season. The only time I left the goal square was to change ends each quarter.




I only changed ends because BLUEALLTHRU would not bring the snacks to me, he made me collect them from the centre circle. He was the laziest captain I have ever had.

 

[Jabba73]

I will say though the WA team is staked to the brim with quality. Holy guacamole. It's like a freakin All Star team.

Will make their loss even more embarrassing, just sayin’

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Where is Perth Stadium?

Yes

 

[Jabba73]

Can't spell Horsham without Hor.

Or Sham.

Like calling itself a “bustling epicentre” when it is competing with the likes of Dimboola and Warracknabeal.

 

[Jabba73]

Are any West Australians up yet?

Shhh, don’t wake them, if it is dark while they are awake they start jack-hammering stuff thinking they are at work.

 

[Jabba73]

WA being 2 hours behind is going to be metaphorical for their performance on match day.

The best thing about crossing the border into WA is they give you a couple of extra hours of time for that day.



Unfortunately, you get to spend them in WA

 

[Tonga Bob]

Or Sham.

Like calling itself a “bustling epicentre” when it is competing with the likes of Dimboola and Warracknabeal.

Arnaud calls himself a saint but you should hear some of the gear he got up to. And Donald is a freaking menace!

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Twenty years out of date. I thought that was our thing?

I dunno, I've been to Perth pretty recently and they've still got nothing on our opening hours. Better than Adelaide though, can't even got to a Supermarket at 5pm on a Sunday lol.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Will make their loss even more embarrassing, just sayin’

Tbf most of them peaked a decade ago anyway.

 

[royboy2]

Arnaud calls himself a saint but you should hear some of the gear he got up to. And Donald is a freaking menace!

Don't forget the Swedish Chefs favourite place. Boort! Boort! Boort!