Event SFAEW Season 38: SFAEW Award Voting on now!

[PhenomenalV1]

Elton Johns Wig and TheInjuryFactory head down to the ring.

The crowd are going wild for Elton John's Wig.

Elton John's Wig looks around at the crowd.

Elton John's Wig appears to be in awe of the reception he's getting.

Elton John's Wig is handed a mic.


EJW: ...So did anybody miss me?


The crowd are chanting for Elton John's Wig.


EJW: Well Tiffy's told me that there was at least one person who didn't cry when I went on hiatus.

And I believe his name is...ClarkeM.


The crowd start booing at the mention of ClarkeM's name.


EJW: Apparently having to deal with matters outside of SFAEW is grounds to be stripped of a championship now!

So Clarkey, if you're listening...I'd like you to reinstate myself and TiF as World Tag Team Champions immediately, or at least give us a bye through to the tournament final!





ClarkeM makes his way to ringside, brandishing a mic.


CM: I have been listening, thank you Elton.

Now I know I'm usually all in for explaining the bureaucratic process, but this time around...


The lights go out.


There's a sound of boots hitting the ring, and a painful sounding bodyslam.


The lights come back up.


The six masked men who attacked PhenomenalV1 and Shaun Freakin' Duggan are in the ring, surrounding Elton John's Wig.


TheInjuryFactory is unconscious at their feet.


CM: ...I'll let my friends here do the talking.


The masked men batter Elton John's Wig relentlessly.


ClarkeM walks over to Elton John's Wig's body, lying crumpled on the canvas.


CM: I'm afraid to say that your requests have been denied.

Don't get in the way of my administration's process.


ClarkeM commands the six masked men to throw Elton John's Wig out of the ring.

Elton John's wig lands onto the concrete with a sickening crunch.

ClarkeM and the masked men head backstage.​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the night:

Chipmunk, damicky and The Filth Wizard clash for a shot at the Intercity Championship!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
The Filth Wizard executes an inverted atomic drop against Damicky.
The Filth Wizard tries a vertical suplex, but Damicky reverses it.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky takes The Filth Wizard down with a back suplex.
Damicky uses a headbutt on The Filth Wizard.
Damicky hits an elbowsmash on The Filth Wizard.
Damicky goes for a bodyslam, but The Filth Wizard counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Filth Wizard performs a low blow against Damicky.
The Filth Wizard hits a short clothesline on Damicky.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the ropes.
Damicky hits The Filth Wizard with a shoulderblock.
Chipmunk goes for a Boston crab, but The Filth Wizard kicks him off.
The Filth Wizard hits a high knee on Chipmunk.
Damicky uses a headlock takedown on Chipmunk.
Damicky uses a roundhouse right on Chipmunk.
Damicky executes a kneelift against Chipmunk.
Damicky hits Chipmunk.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky kicks Chipmunk.
Damicky hits Chipmunk.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Damicky hits Chipmunk with a kick.
Damicky goes for a back suplex, but Chipmunk counters it with a go-behind.
In turn, Damicky counters it with a backward kick.
Damicky punches Chipmunk.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
Damicky hits Chipmunk.
Damicky kicks Chipmunk.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Damicky hits Chipmunk with a kick.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky takes Chipmunk down with a bodyslam.
Damicky executes a stomp against Chipmunk.
Damicky hits a bulldog on Chipmunk.
Damicky attempts to place Chipmunk on the turnbuckle, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Damicky goes for an abdominal stretch, but Chipmunk counters it with a hiptoss.
Chipmunk tries a bodyslam, but Damicky counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky uses a clothesline on Chipmunk.
Damicky hits a bodyslam on Chipmunk.
Damicky whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
Damicky misses with a shoulderblock.
Chipmunk misses with a clothesline.
Damicky hits Chipmunk with a backdrop.
Damicky attempts a vertical suplex, but Chipmunk reverses it.
Chipmunk whips Damicky into the ropes.
Damicky hits Chipmunk with a shoulderblock.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits Damicky with a backdrop.
Damicky falls out of the ring.
Chipmunk goes through the ropes.
Chipmunk throws Damicky into the guardrail.
Chipmunk goes for a dropkick, but Damicky steps out of the way.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky hits a slap on Chipmunk.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chipmunk shoves Damicky into the guardrail.
Chipmunk throws Damicky back into the ring.
Chipmunk hits a faceslam on Damicky.
Chipmunk is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits Damicky with a clothesline.
Damicky falls out of the ring.
Chipmunk goes outside.
Chipmunk shoves Damicky into the guardrail.
Chipmunk runs Damicky into the ringsteps.
Chipmunk executes a Gorilla Press against Damicky.
Chipmunk shoves Damicky into the guardrail.
Chipmunk uses a backdrop on Damicky.
Chipmunk uses an inverted atomic drop on Damicky.
Chipmunk uses a vertical suplex on Damicky.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Damicky hits a roundhouse right on Chipmunk.
Damicky throws Chipmunk into the ringsteps.
Damicky uses a back suplex on Chipmunk.
Damicky knocks Chipmunk into the ringsteps.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky sets up a table.
Damicky sets up Chipmunk on the table.
Damicky tries to drive Chipmunk through the table with a choke slam, but he blocks it.
Chipmunk throws Damicky into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chipmunk hits a powerslam on Damicky.
Chipmunk executes a clothesline against Damicky.
Chipmunk whips Damicky into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chipmunk throws Damicky into the guardrail.
Chipmunk executes a forearm smash against Damicky.
Chipmunk tries a headbutt, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky sets up Chipmunk on the table.
Damicky executes a back suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky uses a bulldog on Chipmunk.
Damicky whips Chipmunk into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chipmunk nails Damicky with a powerslam.
Chipmunk throws Damicky into the guardrail.
Chipmunk goes for a vertical suplex, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky throws Chipmunk into the guardrail.
Damicky performs an elbowsmash against Chipmunk.
Damicky sets up a table.
Damicky executes an elbowsmash against Chipmunk.
Damicky sets up Chipmunk on the table.
Damicky tries to drive Chipmunk through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
Chipmunk attempts a snap mare, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky sets up Chipmunk on the table.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge through the table.
The table didn't break.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
Damicky performs a gutwrench suplex against Chipmunk.
Damicky throws Chipmunk back into the ring.
Damicky brings the table into the ring.
Damicky sets up Chipmunk on the table.
Damicky executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on Chipmunk.
Richard Head counts: One, The Filth Wizard breaks up the pin.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Damicky uses a powerslam on Chipmunk.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky catches Chipmunk in an armbar submission.
Chipmunk tries to escape the hold.
Chipmunk grabs the ropes after holding out for 10 seconds.
Damicky uses an elbowsmash on Chipmunk.
Damicky is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Damicky attempts a headlock takedown, but Chipmunk throws him off.
The Filth Wizard goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky attempts a headlock takedown, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a back suplex.
In turn, Damicky counters it with a go-behind.
Damicky attempts a back suplex, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard punches Damicky.
Damicky kicks The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
The Filth Wizard chops Damicky.
The crowd is vociferously booing The Filth Wizard.
Damicky chops The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky performs a bulldog against The Filth Wizard.
Damicky takes The Filth Wizard down with a powerslam.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky executes an elbowsmash against The Filth Wizard.
Damicky catches The Filth Wizard in an abdominal stretch.
The Filth Wizard manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Damicky tries a roundhouse right, but The Filth Wizard ducks out of the way.
The Filth Wizard uses a clothesline on Damicky.
The Filth Wizard runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but Damicky counters it with a side suplex.
Damicky attempts to place The Filth Wizard on the turnbuckle, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
Damicky tries a gutwrench suplex, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a low blow.
The Filth Wizard nails Damicky with a swinging neckbreaker.
The Filth Wizard is being booed out of the building.
The Filth Wizard executes an elbowdrop against Damicky.
The Filth Wizard uses a reverse neckbreaker on Damicky.
The Filth Wizard hits a spinebuster slam on Damicky.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Filth Wizard attempts to place Damicky on the turnbuckle, but Damicky blocks it.
The Filth Wizard executes a hiptoss against Damicky.
The Filth Wizard is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Chipmunk executes a punch against Damicky.
Chipmunk kicks Damicky.
The chants for Chipmunk are deafening.
Damicky kicks Chipmunk.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
Chipmunk kicks Damicky.
Chipmunk chops Damicky.
The crowd erupts.
Chipmunk takes Damicky down with a faceslam.
Chipmunk tries a back suplex, but Damicky counters it with a facerake.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on Chipmunk.
Richard Head counts: One, two, Chipmunk gets his foot on the bottom rope.
Damicky throws Richard Head over the top rope.
Richard Head is out cold.
Damicky complains about a slow count.
The Filth Wizard executes a vertical suplex against Damicky.
Richard Head crawls back into the ring.
Richard Head gets up.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, shoulder up.
The Filth Wizard punches Chipmunk.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Chipmunk hits The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Chipmunk.
Chipmunk kicks The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard kicks Chipmunk.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Chipmunk punches The Filth Wizard.
The crowd erupts.
Chipmunk kicks The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard hits Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard chops Chipmunk.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Filth Wizard whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
Chipmunk and The Filth Wizard get hit with a double clothesline.
Chipmunk executes a forearm smash against The Filth Wizard.
Chipmunk executes a Gorilla Press against The Filth Wizard.
Chipmunk is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Chipmunk attempts a kick to the midsection, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a dragon screw.
The Filth Wizard tries a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk uses a headlock takedown on The Filth Wizard.
Chipmunk performs a bodyslam against The Filth Wizard.
Chipmunk attempts a bodyslam, but The Filth Wizard counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Filth Wizard uses a vertical suplex on Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard performs a high knee against Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard attempts a clothesline, but Chipmunk counters it with a crucifix.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits The Filth Wizard with a shoulderblock.
Chipmunk executes a powerslam against The Filth Wizard.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Chipmunk hits a punch on The Filth Wizard.
Chipmunk performs a back suplex against The Filth Wizard.
Chipmunk whips The Filth Wizard into the turnbuckle.
Chipmunk runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Filth Wizard moves out of the way.
The Filth Wizard runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard misses with a shoulderblock.
The Filth Wizard nails Chipmunk with a swinging neckbreaker.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The Filth Wizard does a crotch chop.
The Filth Wizard hits a kick to the midsection on Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The Filth Wizard executes a vertical suplex against Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard goes for a short clothesline, but Chipmunk counters it with a hiptoss.
Chipmunk goes for an inverted atomic drop, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard goes for a DDT, but Chipmunk throws him off.
Damicky whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard hits Damicky with a kick.
The Filth Wizard runs into the ropes.
Damicky hits The Filth Wizard with an elbow.
Damicky sets up The Filth Wizard on the turnbuckle.
Damicky hits a belly-to-back superplex on The Filth Wizard.
Damicky whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes.
Damicky hits The Filth Wizard with a kick.
Damicky throws The Filth Wizard into the turnbuckle.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Damicky uses a clothesline on The Filth Wizard.
Damicky uses a back suplex on The Filth Wizard.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky throws The Filth Wizard out of the ring.
Damicky goes outside.
Damicky runs The Filth Wizard into the ringsteps.
Damicky whips The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
Damicky goes for the Discus Punch, but The Filth Wizard ducks out of the way.
The Filth Wizard hits a hiptoss on Damicky.
The Filth Wizard throws Damicky back into the ring.
The Filth Wizard throws Damicky out of the ring.
The Filth Wizard goes through the ropes.
The Filth Wizard performs a clothesline against Damicky.
The Filth Wizard does a crotch chop.
The Filth Wizard is being booed out of the building.
The Filth Wizard hits a vertical suplex on Damicky.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard throws Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard executes a kick to the midsection against Damicky.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard tries a DDT, but Damicky counters it with an inverted atomic drop.
Damicky throws The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
Damicky clears the announcers' table.
Damicky sets up The Filth Wizard on the announcers' table.
Damicky executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Damicky shoves The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
Damicky uses a back suplex on The Filth Wizard.
Damicky throws The Filth Wizard into the ringsteps.
Damicky goes for a vertical suplex, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
Numerous fans are using The Filth Wizard as target practice.
The Filth Wizard uses a clothesline on Damicky.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard uses a kneelift on Damicky.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard goes for the Royal Treatment, but Damicky counters it with a backdrop.
Damicky whips The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
Damicky tries a gutwrench suplex, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a low blow.
The Filth Wizard uses a hiptoss on Damicky.
The Filth Wizard goes for a clothesline, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky knocks The Filth Wizard into the ringsteps.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky executes a powerslam against The Filth Wizard.
Damicky whips The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
Damicky goes for a back suplex, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard performs a backbreaker against Damicky.
The Filth Wizard attempts a kneebreaker, but Damicky counters it with an elbowsmash.
Damicky clears the announcers' table.
Damicky sets up The Filth Wizard on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive The Filth Wizard through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard attempts a short clothesline, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky sets up The Filth Wizard on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive The Filth Wizard through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
The Filth Wizard runs Damicky into the ringsteps.
The Filth Wizard sets up Damicky on the announcers' table.
The Filth Wizard executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard throws Damicky back into the ring.
The Filth Wizard gives the sign for the Royal Treatment.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on Damicky.
Numerous fans are using The Filth Wizard as target practice.
The Filth Wizard goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard misses with a kick.
Damicky hits a clothesline on The Filth Wizard.
Damicky is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on The Filth Wizard.
HARPSichord sprints down to ringside.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr...HARPSichord attacks Damicky.
HARPSichord hits Damicky with a side slam.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop on Damicky.
Damicky is out cold.
HARPSichord leaves ringside.
Chipmunk whips The Filth Wizard into the turnbuckle, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
The Filth Wizard runs shoulder-first into the corner.
The Filth Wizard executes a clothesline against Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard tries a cross-face submission, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk nails The Filth Wizard with a spear.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard is writhing in pain.
The Filth Wizard submits after 11 seconds.
The crowd is giving Chipmunk a standing ovation.

The winner is Chipmunk. Time of match: 0:27:57
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


And Chippy scores himself a showdown with Loonerty! Will the all-conquering rodent claim his first ever singles championship, or will the Best There Is continue to extend his record as all-time longest reigning Intercity Champion?

That's a question to be answered in Round 4...



See you next week.

 

[damicky]

The Filth Wizard executes a vertical suplex against Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard goes for a short clothesline, but Chipmunk counters it with a hiptoss.
Chipmunk goes for an inverted atomic drop, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard goes for a DDT, but Chipmunk throws him off.
Damicky whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard hits Damicky with a kick.
The Filth Wizard runs into the ropes.
Damicky hits The Filth Wizard with an elbow.
Damicky sets up The Filth Wizard on the turnbuckle.
Damicky hits a belly-to-back superplex on The Filth Wizard.
Damicky whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes.
Damicky hits The Filth Wizard with a kick.
Damicky throws The Filth Wizard into the turnbuckle.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Damicky uses a clothesline on The Filth Wizard.
Damicky uses a back suplex on The Filth Wizard.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky throws The Filth Wizard out of the ring.
Damicky goes outside.
Damicky runs The Filth Wizard into the ringsteps.
Damicky whips The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
Damicky goes for the Discus Punch, but The Filth Wizard ducks out of the way.
The Filth Wizard hits a hiptoss on Damicky.
The Filth Wizard throws Damicky back into the ring.
The Filth Wizard throws Damicky out of the ring.
The Filth Wizard goes through the ropes.
The Filth Wizard performs a clothesline against Damicky.
The Filth Wizard does a crotch chop.
The Filth Wizard is being booed out of the building.
The Filth Wizard hits a vertical suplex on Damicky.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard throws Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard executes a kick to the midsection against Damicky.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard tries a DDT, but Damicky counters it with an inverted atomic drop.
Damicky throws The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
Damicky clears the announcers' table.
Damicky sets up The Filth Wizard on the announcers' table.
Damicky executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Damicky shoves The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
Damicky uses a back suplex on The Filth Wizard.
Damicky throws The Filth Wizard into the ringsteps.
Damicky goes for a vertical suplex, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
Numerous fans are using The Filth Wizard as target practice.
The Filth Wizard uses a clothesline on Damicky.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard uses a kneelift on Damicky.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard goes for the Royal Treatment, but Damicky counters it with a backdrop.
Damicky whips The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
Damicky tries a gutwrench suplex, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a low blow.
The Filth Wizard uses a hiptoss on Damicky.
The Filth Wizard goes for a clothesline, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky knocks The Filth Wizard into the ringsteps.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky executes a powerslam against The Filth Wizard.
Damicky whips The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
Damicky goes for a back suplex, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard performs a backbreaker against Damicky.
The Filth Wizard attempts a kneebreaker, but Damicky counters it with an elbowsmash.
Damicky clears the announcers' table.
Damicky sets up The Filth Wizard on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive The Filth Wizard through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard attempts a short clothesline, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky sets up The Filth Wizard on the announcers' table.
Damicky tries to drive The Filth Wizard through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
The Filth Wizard runs Damicky into the ringsteps.
The Filth Wizard sets up Damicky on the announcers' table.
The Filth Wizard executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard throws Damicky back into the ring.
The Filth Wizard gives the sign for the Royal Treatment.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on Damicky.
Numerous fans are using The Filth Wizard as target practice.
The Filth Wizard goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard misses with a kick.
Damicky hits a clothesline on The Filth Wizard.
Damicky is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on The Filth Wizard.
HARPSichord sprints down to ringside.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr...HARPSichord attacks Damicky.
HARPSichord hits Damicky with a side slam.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop on Damicky.
Damicky is out cold.
HARPSichord leaves ringside.
Chipmunk whips The Filth Wizard into the turnbuckle, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
The Filth Wizard runs shoulder-first into the corner.
The Filth Wizard executes a clothesline against Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard tries a cross-face submission, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk nails The Filth Wizard with a spear.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard is writhing in pain.
The Filth Wizard submits after 11 seconds.
The crowd is giving Chipmunk a standing ovation.

The winner is Chipmunk. Time of match: 0:27:57
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


And Chippy scores himself a showdown with Loonerty! Will the all-conquering rodent claim his first ever singles championship, or will the Best There Is continue to extend his record as all-time longest reigning Intercity Champion?

That's a question to be answered in Round 4...



See you next week.

HARPSichord vs damicky in a Retirement Match

Book it!

 

[serial_thrilla]

Braklet begs off.
U2Tigers tags out to serial_thrilla.
King Tenz enters the ring, but gets cut off.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers whip Braklet into the ropes.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers hit Braklet with a double bodyslam.
U2Tigers leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla catches Braklet in a reverse figure-four leglock.
Braklet is struggling to reach the ropes.
Braklet makes it to the ropes after 11 seconds.
serial_thrilla uses a bodyslam on Braklet.
serial_thrilla nails Braklet with a double leg slam.
serial_thrilla covers Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla gets a figure-four leglock on Braklet.
Braklet tries to escape the hold.
Braklet inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
serial_thrilla catches Braklet in a figure-four leglock.
Braklet manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Braklet begs off.
serial_thrilla whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Braklet hits serial_thrilla with a backdrop.
Braklet uses a reverse neckbreaker on serial_thrilla.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Braklet hits a chop on serial_thrilla.
Braklet nails serial_thrilla with an enzuigiri.
Braklet hits a knee to the back on serial_thrilla.
Braklet covers serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet performs a knee to the back against serial_thrilla.
Braklet attempts a DDT, but serial_thrilla counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
King Tenz enters the ring and throws U2Tigers out of the ring.
Braklet and King Tenz whip serial_thrilla into the ropes.
They hit serial_thrilla with a double fist to the midsection.
King Tenz leaves the ring.
Braklet tries a Gory lock faceslam, but serial_thrilla slides down his back.
serial_thrilla performs an inside cradle against Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla performs a DDT against Braklet.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
U2Tigers enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers whip Braklet into the ropes.
They hit Braklet with a double backdrop.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers whip Braklet into the ropes.
They hit Braklet with a double kick to the midsection.
U2Tigers leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla performs a kneelift against Braklet.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
serial_thrilla whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet hits serial_thrilla with an elbow.
Braklet tags out to King Tenz.
U2Tigers enters the ring and throws Braklet out of the ring.
U2Tigers leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla nails King Tenz with a DDT.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
King Tenz begs off.
serial_thrilla nails King Tenz with a powerslam.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla tries a DDT, but King Tenz counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
King Tenz hits a knee to the face on serial_thrilla.
Braklet enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
U2Tigers enters the ring and throws Braklet out of the ring.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers whip King Tenz into the ropes.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers hit King Tenz with a double bodyslam.
U2Tigers leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla whips King Tenz into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with an elbow.
serial_thrilla executes a dropkick against King Tenz.
serial_thrilla covers King Tenz.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla goes for a side slam, but King Tenz counters it with an armdrag takedown.
King Tenz hits a single arm DDT on serial_thrilla.
King Tenz hits a somersault torture rack slam on serial_thrilla.
King Tenz hits a backbreaker on serial_thrilla.
Numerous fans are using King Tenz as target practice.
King Tenz performs a bodyslam against serial_thrilla.
King Tenz covers serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
King Tenz sends serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
King Tenz comes back and rocks serial_thrilla with a kick to the midsection.
King Tenz goes for a kick to the midsection, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla whips King Tenz into the ropes.
King Tenz performs a swinging neckbreaker against serial_thrilla.
King Tenz covers serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
King Tenz misses with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla attempts a powerslam, but King Tenz counters it with a sunset flip.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
King Tenz nails serial_thrilla with a swinging neckbreaker.
Numerous fans are using King Tenz as target practice.
King Tenz uses a kick to the midsection on serial_thrilla.
King Tenz hits serial_thrilla.
King Tenz hits serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla punches King Tenz.
serial_thrilla hits King Tenz.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla nails King Tenz with a superkick.
U2Tigers enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers hit King Tenz with a double front-layout suplex.
U2Tigers leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla performs a hiptoss against King Tenz.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on King Tenz.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
U2Tigers enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Braklet enters the ring and lays out U2Tigers.
Braklet leaves the ring.
King Tenz nails serial_thrilla with a snap suplex.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
King Tenz performs a kick to the thigh against serial_thrilla.
King Tenz sends serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla comes back and rocks King Tenz with an elbow.
serial_thrilla goes for an inverted atomic drop, but King Tenz blocks it.
King Tenz tries a rolling elbowsmash, but serial_thrilla ducks out of the way.
serial_thrilla executes a DDT against King Tenz.
King Tenz begs off.
U2Tigers enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers hit King Tenz with a double dropkick.
U2Tigers leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla tries a superkick, but King Tenz counters it with a legsweep.
King Tenz works the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
King Tenz tries a side kick to the midsection, but serial_thrilla counters it with a legsweep.
serial_thrilla uses a toss suplex on King Tenz.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits a drop-down uppercut on King Tenz.
serial_thrilla hits a kneelift on King Tenz.
serial_thrilla hits a springboard cutter on King Tenz.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla performs a front-layout suplex against King Tenz.
serial_thrilla hits a moonsault bodyblock on King Tenz.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla tries a springboard roundhouse kick, but King Tenz steps out of the way.
King Tenz nails serial_thrilla with a flying dropkick.
King Tenz is being booed out of the building.
King Tenz attempts a single arm DDT, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
King Tenz re-reverses it.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
King Tenz hits serial_thrilla with a shoulderblock.
King Tenz throws serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla runs shoulder-first into the corner.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on King Tenz.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.

The winners are serial_thrilla and U2tigers. Time of match: 0:19:17
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


Perhaps there's still some life left in the old Thrilla-Bono alliance! They'll be facing Supersuns and Brenton Davy in next week's other semi final.

That's two less baddies in the SFAEW, U2tigers.

 

[Braklet]

The winners are serial_thrilla and U2tigers. Time of match: 0:19:17
Sim Rating: *** 3/4

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Frothies McVeigh executes a kick to the head against Headless.

Don’t let anyone tell you somethings impossible kids, dare to dream.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

That's two less baddies in the SFAEW, U2tigers.

Cleaning the SFAEW two Baddies at a time.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Cleaning the SFAEW two Baddies at a time.

PhenomenalV1 please list the Top 10 heels in SFAEW so Bono and I know who to take down.

 

[cooney]

Frothies McVeigh executes a kick to the head against Headless.
Frothies McVeigh goes for an enzuigiri, but Headless steps out of the way.
Headless whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
Headless misses with a kick.
Headless hits Frothies McVeigh with a shoulderblock.
Headless nails Frothies McVeigh with a fireman's carry neckbreaker.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
Headless whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh hits Headless with a clothesline.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Frothies McVeigh whips Headless into the ropes, but Headless reverses it.
Headless misses with a kick.
Headless goes for a jumping front kick, but Frothies McVeigh ducks out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh places Headless on the turnbuckle.
Frothies McVeigh nails Headless with a top-rope Frankensteiner.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
Frothies McVeigh hits Headless.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Frothies McVeigh chops Headless.
Frothies McVeigh performs a diving Meteora against Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Frothies McVeigh runs into the ropes.
Headless hits Frothies McVeigh with a backdrop.
Frothies McVeigh falls out of the ring.
Headless rolls out under the bottom rope.
Headless knocks Frothies McVeigh into the ringsteps.
Headless launches Frothies McVeigh across the ring with a release German suplex.
Headless runs Frothies McVeigh into the ringsteps.
Headless knocks Frothies McVeigh into the ringsteps.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Headless.
Headless hits a chop on Frothies McVeigh.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
Headless performs a jawbreaker against Frothies McVeigh.
Headless shoves Frothies McVeigh into the guardrail.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
Headless reenters the ring.
Frothies McVeigh rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Frothies McVeigh brings the table into the ring.
Frothies McVeigh performs an elbowsmash against Headless.
Frothies McVeigh executes a pumphandle half nelson driver against Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Frothies McVeigh executes a swinging DDT against Headless.
The chants for Frothies McVeigh are deafening.
Frothies McVeigh tries a swinging leg hook fireman's carry slam, but Headless blocks it.
Headless uses a jawbreaker on Frothies McVeigh.
Headless attempts a Russian legsweep, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with an elbowsmash.
Frothies McVeigh uses a pumphandle half nelson driver on Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Frothies McVeigh sets up Headless on the table.
Frothies McVeigh executes the Blade Runner through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Frothies McVeigh performs a standing corkscrew senton against Headless.
Frothies McVeigh whips Headless into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh and Headless get hit with a double clothesline.
Frothies McVeigh runs into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh hits a spinning leg lariat on Headless.
Frothies McVeigh attempts the Slice, but Headless blocks it.
Headless whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a running Frankensteiner, but Headless
counters it with a power bomb.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Headless shoves down Mike Uppet.
The crowd is giving Headless a standing ovation.
Headless works the crowd.
Headless executes the Decapitator on Frothies McVeigh.
Headless goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Headless attempts a lung blower, but Frothies McVeigh blocks it.
Frothies McVeigh tries a roundhouse kick, but Headless ducks out of the way.
Headless goes for an enzuigiri, but Frothies McVeigh steps out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh executes the Blade Runner on Headless.
The crowd erupts.
Frothies McVeigh goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Frothies McVeigh climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Headless throws him to the mat.
Headless executes a fireman's carry neckbreaker against Frothies McVeigh.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Headless uses a chop on Frothies McVeigh.
Headless whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh tries a leg lariat, but Headless ducks out of the way.
Headless nails Frothies McVeigh with a release German suplex.
The crowd is giving Headless a standing ovation.
Headless covers Frothies McVeigh.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Headless tries a backbreaker, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with an elbowsmash.
Frothies McVeigh executes a superkick against Headless.
Frothies McVeigh executes a flying bodypress against Headless.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
Frothies McVeigh throws Headless out of the ring.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Headless reenters the ring.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a kick to the thigh, but Headless counters it with a dragon screw.
Headless nails Frothies McVeigh with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is giving Headless a standing ovation.
Headless puts Frothies McVeigh in a cross-face submission.
Frothies McVeigh tries to escape the hold.
Frothies McVeigh makes it to the ropes after holding out for 10 seconds.
Headless works the crowd.
Headless whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes, but Frothies McVeigh reverses it.
Frothies McVeigh tries a kick to the head, but Headless ducks out of the way.
Headless hits a lung blower on Frothies McVeigh.
Headless attempts a Saito suplex, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with an elbowsmash.
Frothies McVeigh takes Headless down with a vertical suplex.
Frothies McVeigh performs a dropkick to the knee against Headless.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Frothies McVeigh throws Mike Uppet out of the ring.
Mike Uppet is out cold.
cooney and PMBangers sprint down to ringside, but James Colorado and Orange crush cut them off.
Mike Uppet crawls back into the ring.
Mike Uppet is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job.
Frothies McVeigh executes the Blade Runner on Headless.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Frothies McVeigh goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Frothies Mcveigh. Time of match: 0:17:13
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Are we on our way to seeing Triple-Champ Froth? Maybe!

Damn it

 

[PhenomenalV1]

CURRENT CHAMPIONS​

WRESTLER​	CHAMPIONSHIP HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
tony​	World Heavyweight Championship​	22/6/2024​	45​
- Vacant -​	World Tag Team Championships​	14/7/2024​	-​
Loonerty​	Intercity Championship​	7/4/2024​	121​
Wosh​	Hardcore Championship​	21/6/2024​	46​
cooney, Headless & PMBangers​	Trios Championships​	22/6/2024​	45​

Dates and stats correct as of 6/8/24.


OTHER CURRENT ACHIEVEMENTS

​

WRESTLER​	ACHIEVEMENT HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
Frothies Mcveigh​	ClarkeMoney in the Bank​	22/6/2024​	45​

Championship board updated.

tony Loonerty Wosh cooney Headless PMBangers Frothies Mcveigh

 

[BigChippa52]

who wants to be my tag team partner, i want those titles

 

[The Filth Wizard]

PhenomenalV1 please list the Top 10 heels in SFAEW so Bono and I know who to take down.

What’s that old saying?

If you look around the room and can’t see the heels you are the heels.

 

[BigChippa52]

i think i may be a heel

 

[cooney]

Championship board updated.

tony Loonerty Wosh cooney Headless PMBangers Frothies Mcveigh

Woooo

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Life has been busy, but SFAEW Round 3 will be happening tomorrow night!


Here's what's on the card:



por_please_ya & Callums_Guns vs Dingster & MWPP
Vacant Tag Title Tournament Semi-Final


U2tigers & serial_thrilla vs Supersuns & Brenton Davy
Vacant Tag Title Tournament Semi-Final


SFAEW World Heavyweight Champion tony and Il Famiglia addresses the SFAEW Locker Room


HARPSichord vs Ant Bear


Tigerturbulance vs Braklet II
Street Fight


Barrybran vs myblueroan


And in your main event of the week:


Headless, PMBangers & cooney vs Frothies Mcveigh, James Colorado & Orange crush
For the SFAEW Trios Championships



See you then.​

 

[MWPP]

@por_please_ya & @Callums_Guns vs @Dingster & @MWPP
Vacant Tag Title Tournament Semi-Final

por_please_ya and Callums_Guns don’t stand a chance against us Dingster
Little do they know that we have been practicing our moves /entrances after dance practice

 

[por_please_ya]

por_please_ya and Callums_Guns don’t stand a chance against us Dingster
Little do they know that we have been practicing our moves /entrances after dance practice

Scared, MWPP?

 

[MWPP]

Scared, MWPP?

You wish

 

[cooney]

Let’s go

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Gonna have to push this one back to Monday night. Real life strikes again.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Gonna have to push this one back to Monday night. Real life strikes again.

A couple of Baddies get a 1 day reprieve.

I look forward to it tomorrow.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Monday, you know what that means!




It's time for SFAEW Round 3!




Kicking us off tonight:






Braklet and Tigerturbulance run it back from SweetaMania, this time around it's a Street Fight!​