Event SFAEW Season 38: SFAEW Award Voting on now!

[PhenomenalV1]

Wrestlemania 40 calls copyright infringement on this overbooked ending.

Subtlety was never my strong suit.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Congrats on the win EJW

Thank you PhenomenalV1 for another amazing thread and all of the hard work you put into it

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

You thoroughly deserved my maximum beez votes.

He should absolutely be right up there, we should start a campaign.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Great job with all of this PhenomenalV1, its always a fun read.

Congrats on the win Elton Johns Wig

Don't mind me, its just a little dusty in my room.
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Gotta be honest Tone, I'm already looking over my shoulder. Those dark shadows just got darker. Your people have quite the reach.

I can't even answer the door for my pizza without a vest on after this.

 

[Braklet]

The Injury Factory throws King Tenz into the casket with Braklet.
The Injury Factory closes the lid.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Injury Factory.

The winner is TheInjuryFactory. Time of match: 0:16:44
Sim Rating: *** 1/2


And NNNNNEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW SFAEW Hardcore Champion...TiF!

That's two wins from two title belts so far for the Freakin' Wig Factory. Will Elton make it three from three later tonight?

CAMPAIGNERS! We'll be back!

 

[Braklet]

To tell you all the truth, I feel like I've really been spinning my wheels creatively this season. Between the loss of my old PC, to a whole bunch of (mostly positive!) life changes over the last 6 months, I really struggled to make time for writing down storylines and actually running the sim. This season was significantly less planned out than last season, and I think it shows pretty badly.

In any case, it's been a ton of fun, and we appreciate the work you put into all this, Phenom.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

They're brawling inside the ring area.
Braklet tries a bodyslam, but The Injury Factory counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Injury Factory performs a reverse neckbreaker against Braklet.
The Injury Factory performs a kneebreaker against Braklet.
The Injury Factory runs Braklet into the ringpost.
The Injury Factory takes Braklet down with an armdrag takedown.
The Injury Factory throws Braklet into the ringsteps.
The Injury Factory uses a forearm to the back on Braklet.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Injury Factory throws Braklet into the guardrail.
The Injury Factory hits a facerake on Braklet.
The Injury Factory uses a reverse neckbreaker on Braklet.
The Injury Factory goes for a hiptoss, but Braklet counters it with a facerake.
Braklet throws The Injury Factory back into the ring.
Braklet nails The Injury Factory with a bulldog.
Braklet is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Braklet performs an enzuigiri against The Injury Factory.
Braklet performs a jawbreaker against The Injury Factory.
Braklet attempts a kick to the midsection, but The Injury Factory
counters it with a legsweep.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on Braklet.
The Injury Factory attempts an armdrag takedown, but Braklet counters it with a backslide.
Braklet executes a kneelift against The Injury Factory.
Braklet throws The Injury Factory out of the ring.
Braklet jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Braklet performs a fist to the midsection against The Injury Factory.
Braklet reenters the ring.
The Injury Factory climbs back into the ring.
Braklet hits The Injury Factory.
Braklet is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The Injury Factory chops Braklet.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
Braklet chops The Injury Factory.
Braklet kicks The Injury Factory.
Braklet is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Braklet attempts a vertical suplex, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
The Injury Factory hits a koppo kick on Braklet.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Injury Factory goes for a facerake, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet hits a jawbreaker on The Injury Factory.
Braklet attempts a DDT, but The Injury Factory counters it with a backdrop.
Braklet begs off.
The Injury Factory nails Braklet with an over-the-top stunner.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
The Injury Factory does the Tranquilo pose.
The Injury Factory throws Braklet out of the ring.
The Injury Factory jumps onto him with a tope.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Braklet executes a forearm to the back against The Injury Factory.
Braklet hits a kick to the midsection on The Injury Factory.
Braklet knocks The Injury Factory into the ringpost.
Braklet tries a Russian legsweep, but The Injury Factory counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Injury Factory performs an elbowsmash against Braklet.
The Injury Factory throws Braklet into the ringsteps.
The Injury Factory executes a kneebreaker against Braklet.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on Braklet on the concrete floor.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory executes the Gloria against Braklet.
The Injury Factory shoves Braklet into the guardrail.
The Injury Factory throws Braklet into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Braklet throws The Injury Factory back into the ring.
Braklet whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
Braklet misses with a clothesline.
Braklet hits The Injury Factory with an elbow.
Braklet tries a facerake, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
Braklet begs off.
The Injury Factory tries to put Braklet in the Casket.
The Injury Factory stuffs Braklet in the Casket.
King Tenz goes to attack The Injury Factory, but he counters it with an elbowdrag.
The Injury Factory throws King Tenz into the casket with Braklet.
The Injury Factory closes the lid.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Injury Factory.

The winner is TheInjuryFactory. Time of match: 0:16:44
Sim Rating: *** 1/2


And NNNNNEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW SFAEW Hardcore Champion...TiF!

That's two wins from two title belts so far for the Freakin' Wig Factory. Will Elton make it three from three later tonight?

 

[TRUMAN#1]

JoshWoodenSpoon hits Truman#1 with a right hook.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Good Blend on Truman#1.
JoshWoodenSpoon picks up Elton John's Wig.
JoshWoodenSpoon gets Elton John's Wig in position for the Good Blend...





PhenomenalV1 runs down to the ring.
PhenomenalV1 hits a gut punch on JoshWoodenSpoon.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on JoshWoodenSpoon.
PhenomenalV1 helps Elton John's Wig to his feet.





por_please_ya comes down to ringside.
por_please_ya retrieves a chair from under the ring.
PhenomenalV1 tries to grab the chair, but por_please_ya ducks out of the way.
por_please_ya nails PhenomenalV1 with a vicious chairshot to the head.
por_please_ya lines up Elton John's Wig against the chair...





Callums_Guns emerges from under the ring.
Callums_Guns throws por_please_ya out of the ring.
Callums_Guns and por_please_ya brawl up the entrance ramp.
por_please_ya goes for a swing with the chair, but Callums_Guns moves out of the way.
Callums_Guns nails a spear on por_please_ya off the entrance stage.








Chipmunk storms down to the ring.
Chipmunk nails a spear on PhenomenalV1
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a clothesline, but Chipmunk counters with a ClarkeMoney in the Bank Briefcase shot to the head.
Chipmunk hits a spear on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla goes for a hit, but Chipmunk hits a spear on him.
Truman#1 goes for a kick, but Chipmunk ducks out of the way.
Chipmunk nails Truman#1 with a spear.
Chipmunk lines up Elton John's Wig.
Chipmunk goes for a spear, but The Injury Factory hits him with a low blow.
The Injury Factory holds Chipmunk up on his shoulders.
Elton John's Wig climbs to the top rope.
Elton John's Wig and The Injury Factory execute a Doomsday Device on Chipmunk.
Chipmunk is out cold.
The Injury Factory goes to celebrate, but tony hits him with a low blow.
tony executes the Mob Hit on The Injury Factory.
tony goes to check on Chipmunk, but Elton John's Wig attacks him from behind.
Elton John's Wig hits a double-arm DDT on tony.
Elton John's Wig gives the sign for the Mandible Claw.
The crowd is wildly cheering Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on tony.
Chief checks tony's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Chief calls for the bell after 12 seconds.

The winner is Elton Johns Wig. Time of match: 0:36:51
Sim Rating: *****


Elton John's Wig is handed the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship.

The Injury Factory hugs Elton John's Wig.

Shaun Freakin' Duggan, serial_thrilla, Truman#1 and PhenomenalV1 are brought into the huddle.

The Injury Factory and Shaun Freakin' Duggan hoist Elton John's Wig onto their shoulders.

Confetti starts falling from the roof.

Elton John's Wig celebrates with the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship.

tony silently rolls out of the ring, and he ushers the rest of Il Famiglia backstage.

Before he heads backstage, tony looks back at the celebration in the ring.

tony catches Elton John's Wig's gaze.

tony gives Elton John's Wig a nod of respect.

tony heads backstage, to contemplate his in-ring future...




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And there you have it. Another season of SFAEW in the can.

To tell you all the truth, I feel like I've really been spinning my wheels creatively this season. Between the loss of my old PC, to a whole bunch of (mostly positive!) life changes over the last 6 months, I really struggled to make time for writing down storylines and actually running the sim. This season was significantly less planned out than last season, and I think it shows pretty badly.

The lack of SFA rookies this season with an interest in wrestling didn't help things either, I really had to rely on bringing in established posters from a limited well. I really think I've only got 2 more seasons (max) af SFAEW left in me.

That said...look, most posters in this board somehow still like SFAEW. Not everyone, mind you, but enough to make this season the one with the most in-thread engagement from a posting perspective.

Anyway, Elton's the new World Champ, and I've got a New Year's special to prepare for.

Have a safe and happy festive period, and SFAEW will be back in 2025.


See you then.

Phenom.

There are not enough words to describe how good the SFAEW is. A highlight of the SFA for me.

I'd like to say a big thanks PV1 for your effort.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

JoshWoodenSpoon hits Truman#1 with a right hook.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Good Blend on Truman#1.
JoshWoodenSpoon picks up Elton John's Wig.
JoshWoodenSpoon gets Elton John's Wig in position for the Good Blend...





PhenomenalV1 runs down to the ring.
PhenomenalV1 hits a gut punch on JoshWoodenSpoon.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on JoshWoodenSpoon.
PhenomenalV1 helps Elton John's Wig to his feet.





por_please_ya comes down to ringside.
por_please_ya retrieves a chair from under the ring.
PhenomenalV1 tries to grab the chair, but por_please_ya ducks out of the way.
por_please_ya nails PhenomenalV1 with a vicious chairshot to the head.
por_please_ya lines up Elton John's Wig against the chair...





Callums_Guns emerges from under the ring.
Callums_Guns throws por_please_ya out of the ring.
Callums_Guns and por_please_ya brawl up the entrance ramp.
por_please_ya goes for a swing with the chair, but Callums_Guns moves out of the way.
Callums_Guns nails a spear on por_please_ya off the entrance stage.








Chipmunk storms down to the ring.
Chipmunk nails a spear on PhenomenalV1
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a clothesline, but Chipmunk counters with a ClarkeMoney in the Bank Briefcase shot to the head.
Chipmunk hits a spear on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla goes for a hit, but Chipmunk hits a spear on him.
Truman#1 goes for a kick, but Chipmunk ducks out of the way.
Chipmunk nails Truman#1 with a spear.
Chipmunk lines up Elton John's Wig.
Chipmunk goes for a spear, but The Injury Factory hits him with a low blow.
The Injury Factory holds Chipmunk up on his shoulders.
Elton John's Wig climbs to the top rope.
Elton John's Wig and The Injury Factory execute a Doomsday Device on Chipmunk.
Chipmunk is out cold.
The Injury Factory goes to celebrate, but tony hits him with a low blow.
tony executes the Mob Hit on The Injury Factory.
tony goes to check on Chipmunk, but Elton John's Wig attacks him from behind.
Elton John's Wig hits a double-arm DDT on tony.
Elton John's Wig gives the sign for the Mandible Claw.
The crowd is wildly cheering Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on tony.
Chief checks tony's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Chief calls for the bell after 12 seconds.

The winner is Elton Johns Wig. Time of match: 0:36:51
Sim Rating: *****


Elton John's Wig is handed the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship.

The Injury Factory hugs Elton John's Wig.

Shaun Freakin' Duggan, serial_thrilla, Truman#1 and PhenomenalV1 are brought into the huddle.

The Injury Factory and Shaun Freakin' Duggan hoist Elton John's Wig onto their shoulders.

Confetti starts falling from the roof.

Elton John's Wig celebrates with the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship.

tony silently rolls out of the ring, and he ushers the rest of Il Famiglia backstage.

Before he heads backstage, tony looks back at the celebration in the ring.

tony catches Elton John's Wig's gaze.

tony gives Elton John's Wig a nod of respect.

tony heads backstage, to contemplate his in-ring future...




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And there you have it. Another season of SFAEW in the can.

To tell you all the truth, I feel like I've really been spinning my wheels creatively this season. Between the loss of my old PC, to a whole bunch of (mostly positive!) life changes over the last 6 months, I really struggled to make time for writing down storylines and actually running the sim. This season was significantly less planned out than last season, and I think it shows pretty badly.

The lack of SFA rookies this season with an interest in wrestling didn't help things either, I really had to rely on bringing in established posters from a limited well. I really think I've only got 2 more seasons (max) af SFAEW left in me.

That said...look, most posters in this board somehow still like SFAEW. Not everyone, mind you, but enough to make this season the one with the most in-thread engagement from a posting perspective.

Anyway, Elton's the new World Champ, and I've got a New Year's special to prepare for.

Have a safe and happy festive period, and SFAEW will be back in 2025.


See you then.

Phenom.

I can’t believe Elton Johns Wig went from The Irrelevance to this within 2 years lol.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I can’t believe Elton Johns Wig went from The Irrelevance to this within 2 seasons lol.

 

[cooney]

They lock up.
Senor M punches cooney.
The crowd is behind Senor M all the way.
Senor M hits cooney.
Senor M kicks cooney.
Senor M uses a backbreaker on cooney.
Senor M nails cooney with a pumphandle backbreaker.
Senor M uses a back suplex on cooney.
Senor M is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
Senor M tries a release German suplex, but cooney counters it with a go-behind.
cooney attempts a back suplex, but Senor M blocks it.
Senor M tries a backbreaker, but cooney counters it with an elbowsmash.
cooney whips Senor M into the ropes.
cooney misses with a shoulderblock.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
Senor M uses a running knee strike on cooney.
The crowd is behind Senor M all the way.
Senor M runs into the ropes.
Senor M goes for a swinging DDT, but cooney counters it with a Northern Lights suplex.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney executes the Figure-Four Leglock on Senor M.
Senor M is struggling to reach the ropes.
Senor M is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Senor M is barely hanging in there.
Manangatang asks Senor M if he's still there.
Senor M nods.
Manangatang asks Senor M if he should stop the fight.
Senor M shakes his head.
Manangatang asks Senor M if he should stop the fight.
Senor M points at his ankle.
Manangatang checks on Senor M's ankle.
Manangatang stops the fight after 40 seconds.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is cooney by referee stoppage. Time of match: 0:01:58
Sim Rating: **


...The sim can be a cruel mistress. The match was scheduled to go 20 minutes, but it gave Senor M a legit injury pretty much as soon as the match started. I didn't have enough time to resim anything, so the result unfortunately stands.

That said...Senor M has to be absolutely pissed that he lost by default...

Wooooo!

 

[Bonz]

BigChippa52 kicks Bonz.
Numerous fans are using BigChippa52 as target practice.
BigChippa52 punches Bonz.
Bonz punches BigChippa52.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz kicks BigChippa52.
Bonz hits a front slam on BigChippa52.
Bonz whips BigChippa52 into the ropes, but BigChippa52 reverses it.
Bonz tries a spear, but BigChippa52 counters it with a kneelift.
BigChippa52 attempts to place Bonz on the turnbuckle, but Bonz blocks it.
BigChippa52 gives him a bodyslam, but Bonz only stares at him.
BigChippa52 uses a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Bonz.
BigChippa52 runs into the ropes.
BigChippa52 executes a clothesline against Bonz.
BigChippa52 whips Bonz into the ropes.
BigChippa52 uses a punch on Bonz.
BigChippa52 hits a back elbow on Bonz.
BigChippa52 goes for a bodyslam, but Bonz counters it with an elbowsmash.
Bonz hits a side suplex on BigChippa52.
Bonz executes a side suplex against BigChippa52.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz performs a Gorilla Press against BigChippa52.
Bonz attempts a double underhook suplex, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on Bonz.
BigChippa52 goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on Bonz.
BigChippa52 is being booed out of the building.
BigChippa52 goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
BigChippa52 gives the sign for the Big Chip Stunner.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on Bonz.
BigChippa52 goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on Bonz.
BigChippa52 goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on Bonz.
BigChippa52 goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
BigChippa52 runs into the ropes.
Bonz hits BigChippa52 with a kick.
Bonz hits a spear on BigChippa52.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on BigChippa52.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bonz uses a spear on BigChippa52.
Bonz gives the sign for the Cat-Hammer.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on BigChippa52.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Bonz complains about a slow count.
BigChippa52 uses a knee to the back on Bonz.
BigChippa52 uses a clothesline on Bonz.
BigChippa52 takes Bonz down with a vertical suplex.
BigChippa52 hits a spinebuster on Bonz.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
BigChippa52 is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
BigChippa52 flips off his opponent.
BigChippa52 executes a clothesline against Bonz.
BigChippa52 executes a punch against Bonz.
BigChippa52 attempts a back elbow, but Bonz ducks out of the way.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on BigChippa52.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on BigChippa52.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Bonz puts BigChippa52 on the top turnbuckle.
Bonz executes a Top-Rope Cat-Hammer on BigChippa52.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.

The winner is Bonz. Time of match: 0:21:19
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Seems Bonz has finally got his groove back! God I love that pussy!

On the other hand, that's BigChippa's first singles loss in his career to date. That's gotta sting.

Packing some seriously weapons in my comeback trail

 

[Raz]

see you all nxt year i guess.

will need to improve my interacitn skills

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Something that got lost in all the celebrations last night:

With his World Championship win, Elton Johns Wig joins serial_thrilla and Senor M in the Super Grand Slam club as the third wrestler to hold all 5 of SFAEW's titles!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Something that got lost in all the celebrations last night:

With his World Championship win, Elton Johns Wig joins serial_thrilla and Senor M in the Super Grand Slam club as the third wrestler to hold all 5 of SFAEW's titles!

 

[Braklet]

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Packing some seriously weapons in my comeback trail

/beavis voice

mmmmhmmm, you said "come"

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The SFAEW Awards are back!


Voting is now open in all categories, and we'll be announcing the winners at...well, sometime after the Beez. I'll be spamming the ballot in the ceremony thread to drive engagement.

Anyway, here's the form.

Season 38 SFAEW Awards

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Actually, here's a list of everyone nominated for an award too. Fingers crossed we get a few voters out of this.

tony ClarkeM TRUMAN#1 Mrs Turbo Braklet Chipmunk BigChippa52 Loonerty Raz Senor M serial_thrilla Frothies Mcveigh ShaunDuggan HARPSichord Tonga Bob Elton Johns Wig TheInjuryFactory Supersuns Gralin cooney James Colorado omgfridge MWPP por_please_ya ClarkeM DemurePrincess Tarkyn_24 Orange crush JoshWoodenSpoon Test Tickle okeydoke7 Callums_Guns Falconista Tigerturbulance Dingster The Filth Wizard

 

[Raz]

Oh ok

 

[Raz]

Voted !

Hope others do too

 

[Wosh]

Voted
Worst moment - Losing to DemurePrincess

 

[DemurePrincess]

Voted
Worst moment - Losing to DemurePrincess

 

[Wosh]

Im practising my Shooting Star Press for next season.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Im practising my Shooting Star Press for next season.

Have you got you’re cranky pants on this morning hey Woshy Wosh 💋

 

[Wosh]

Have you got you’re cranky pants on this morning hey Woshy Wosh 💋

If by pants you mean jammies, yes.

 

[DemurePrincess]

If by pants you mean jammies, yes.

Why can I imagine you saying that in a squeaky voice wearing oversized frilly pyjamas?