Unofficial Preview Showdown XLIV Banter Thread

[skam85]

Or we can close the thread like Richmond did at the final siren of their banter thread.

 

[FR0GGY]

SPP would get in well with Ross Lyon.

Typeo or intentional?

 

[FR0GGY]

Or we can close the thread like Richmond did at the final siren of their banter thread.

Close it after 1am that’s when all the port riff raff are out and about.

 

[Donkey Magoo]

It's that they really epitomise fake tough, especially their fans, they don't really understand football they just hang out in packs and agree with each other. It's why they got so excited by Motlop, Watts and Rockliff. They just believe they hype.
Their club is in crisis, playing group is ill disciplined, coaching staff cooked and front office delusional.

They may win this week but their club is broken.

 

[Alwaysacrow]

Where are the Power posters? This is no fun.

 

[jackster83]

Fun fact: the umpire who paid the contentious free kick to Luke Shuey in last year's EF is umpiring in this game (Chris Donlon, #1).

 

[mattymac]

Typical Wingard. Gets a little cramp. OMG guys my hammy's ripped off the bone! Scans come in. Yeah there's nothing wrong with you dude.

Coaches: we better give him a week off or everyone will think he's a massive poser and then pretend he's made a miraculous recovery and it's a huge risk bringing him back.

 

[Doc_]

Close this thread when the game starts. If the dont want to banter before then, **** em.

 

[El Doederino]

I heard Portz are replacing Never Tear Us Apart with this for Peppa Pog’s first game back

 

[MRB37]

I heard Portz are replacing Never Tear Us Apart with this for Peppa Pog’s first game back

Don't tarnish the work of Stan Bush by associating it with Port Adelaide. That man is an important part of my childhood.

 

[El Doederino]

Don't tarnish the work of Stan Bush by associating it with Port Adelaide. That man is an important part of my childhood.

True. But the Pig does have “the touch”

 

[jo172]

What's the market on the crowd scandal to come out of tomorrow?

Racist Port Fan? Port fans in brawl? Port fans assault visiting coach?

Bonus points if culprit ends up a Geelong fan

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

What's the market on the crowd scandal to come out of tomorrow?

Racist Port Fan? Port fans in brawl? Port fans assault visiting coach?

Bonus points if culprit ends up a Geelong fan

It will be a one for one deal.

Gets announced after the game that a Port fan was ejected from the stadium by security for a racist tirade. All captured on mobile phones and CCTV.

Shortly afterwards, stories emerge from a Port fan with supersonic hearing who heard a Crows fan say some racist stuff too.

 

[Roovolution]

#lolport

Dwayne Russell hasn’t gotten any better at commentating even after all these years.

 

[Ramify]

Close it after 1am that’s when all the port riff raff are out and about.

Yeah close it and they'll just break in anyway.

 

[CrowBloke]

Yeah close it and they'll just break in anyway.

Not pc, just bloody funny

 

[crowsup]

Typical Wingard. Gets a little cramp. OMG guys my hammy's ripped off the bone! Scans come in. Yeah there's nothing wrong with you dude.

Coaches: we better give him a week off or everyone will think he's a massive poser and then pretend he's made a miraculous recovery and it's a huge risk bringing him back.

My wife reckons he fakes some sort of injury everytime the game seems to be lost to them. As if to say " We lost because I was injured".

 

[*PAF]

Where are the Power posters? This is no fun.

Apologies as it takes me a bit of time to go from A to B nowadays.
I am here now so banter away.

 

[Alwaysacrow]

Apologies as it takes me a bit of time to go from A to B nowadays.
I am here now so banter away.

Okay. Here we go, six in a row!!!
I gave a polite invitation on your board for your brethren to come over for some friendly banter....so far you're one of the only ones to do it.

 

[*PAF]

6 what? 6 bus stops to go?

 

[Bovo]

#lolport

I have never seen Hinkley soooo happy. Ironic.

 

[Alwaysacrow]

6 what? 6 bus stops to go?

Some banter practice will be good for me this morning. For the 1st time I'm going to a showdown with my brother who bleeds Port Adelaide. The banter will begin as soon as I get to his house. He has kindly offered to let me borrow some black/white and teal stuff for the game. It's safe to say I won't be taking him up on his offer!!!

 

[Drewie11]

Apologies as it takes me a bit of time to go from A to B nowadays.
I am here now so banter away.

Now that you’re here, what do ya think you’re doin here!!! This is our place mate

 

[*PAF]

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Now that you’re here, what do ya think you’re doin here!!! This is our place mate

That's no how you dress nowadays.

And there I was thinking I'm the only one that's had a few ... birthdays.

 

[Drewie11]

That's no how you dress nowadays.

And there I was thinking I'm the only one that's had a few ... birthdays.

You getting there early today for a few more signatures?