Think Tank Suggest a one liner to use on Essendon supporters

[Flightless Bird]

My wife is from a large brood of feral Essendon supporters. I have fortunately avoided any gathering of the clan for over six months, but my get out of jail cards are all used up and I have to attend a family dinner next week. There will be about 15 Essendon cultists I will have to engage with.

I'd like to ask The Bay for some one liners I can use that are a bit stronger than "Eat a dick you campaigning cheaters!"

All suggestions welcome, and I am prepared to report back after the event with ratings of what worked best.

 

[Good_Old]

Get a divorce.

 

[Eric_Melvin]

Get a divorce.

Solid first response.

 

[QuietB]

heck off campaigners should do it

 

[Packedlunch]

Just don't leave your food unattended, you don't know what they'll slip in it.

 

[chefmeister]

And be careful what you're drinking isn't kool-aid!!

 

[Boston tiger]

This must be the bad gravy.

 

[Red mist]

Your NAB cup team is going to be awesome. Should keep.

 

[chefmeister]

"Any chance I'll be handed a 'show cause' notice after this last supper?"

 

[chefmeister]

"Is this food from Mexico and if so has it been approved for human consumption?"

Be careful though as the sister-in-law/wife/cook may not see the humour the way the bay does.

 

[Grin]

Hasn't James got a lovely tan?

 

[Starburns_]

"Soooo, do you guys have any drinks other than kool aid?"

 

[El Dubya]

What's Bomber Thompson doing this year?

 

[Concussion]

Can I sit outside, cos u r all campaigners

 

[Red mist]

This is a Dank atmosphere at this gathering.

 

[Wosh]

Tell them you're there to inject a bit of class into the family

 

[Flightless Bird]

"Soooo, do you guys have any drinks other than kool aid?"

That's a good 'heads up'. I think I'll BYO booze and skip all food.

 

[invinciBlues]

Do you own a guitar? If so bust out a sterling rendition of "stand by hird"

 

[Flightless Bird]

Do you own a guitar? If so bust out a sterling rendition of "stand by hird"

I do own a guitar, but it is hard to sing when you are forced to swallow back down the vomit that keeps raising up into your mouth based on the lyrics of the song.

 

[Yidaki]

"Sooo, when the does the Jab arrive?"

 

[Yidaki]

"What's it like in Jamestown?"

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

*

 

[footy4ever]

Anything I need to sign before I eat this?

 

[Flightless Bird]

*

I might get that printed on a tee shirt and wear it to dinner.

 

[vjknight]

What are you wearing ?

Youcan borrow some #STANDBYASADA apparel from me