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Think of British 'lads' but millenialised
This is an insult to eshay culture

Antonio BlueVein eshays are a respected subculture of young Australia. Their natural habitat are the train stations and shopping centres of middle class Australia, known for their distinctive mullets, sport shorts and stolen sneakers. They are usually rake thin on account of surviving on bummed darts and Monster energy cans and can be identified by their mating call, 'ESHAY BAAAAA'. Eshays are highly territorial and will often display signs of aggression to taxpaying citizens who venture into their train station homes. Common eshay terminology includes 'eet-swa', 'ill-chay', 'ad-lay' and 'gronk'.
 
This is an insult to eshay culture

Antonio BlueVein eshays are a respected subculture of young Australia. Their natural habitat are the train stations and shopping centres of middle class Australia, known for their distinctive mullets, sport shorts and stolen sneakers. They are usually rake thin on account of surviving on bummed darts and Monster energy cans and can be identified by their mating call, 'ESHAY BAAAAA'. Eshays are highly territorial and will often display signs of aggression to taxpaying citizens who venture into their train station homes. Common eshay terminology includes 'eet-swa', 'ill-chay', 'ad-lay' and 'gronk'.
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