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I call it Pig Pig Latin.
 

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This is an insult to eshay culture

Antonio BlueVein eshays are a respected subculture of young Australia. Their natural habitat are the train stations and shopping centres of middle class Australia, known for their distinctive mullets, sport shorts and stolen sneakers. They are usually rake thin on account of surviving on bummed darts and Monster energy cans and can be identified by their mating call, 'ESHAY BAAAAA'. Eshays are highly territorial and will often display signs of aggression to taxpaying citizens who venture into their train station homes. Common eshay terminology includes 'eet-swa', 'ill-chay', 'ad-lay' and 'gronk'.
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Dav seems awfully well-versed in ashtray “kulcha”.
As a regular train and shopping centre user in Adelaide I learned to live amongst the eshays. I spoke to a tribal leader in length over a pack of Winnie Blues and he integrated me into eshay culture and taught me the ancient art of 'hakking'.

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In a move set to dismay Eshays throughout the train stations and shopping centres of Eetswa, with the 25th pick in the Super League Draft, the Southside Shitgibbons select...


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PMBangers krakouers85 Isotopes are up.
 
Pick 26:
So at this point, I’m a carton down in the long weekend, and I’m thinking, “Kraks, in order to make Supersuns your private b-word, you need a real player in your side”
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Which made me think, “ok, with the people left, who can we get in”?
After my post drunken nap I picked Muddiemoose
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So, as I gradually waken from my slumber
I choo-choo-choose
Smartys Power
The man full of chocolate
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Callums_Guns your pick
 

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THE EAST SIDE REBRANDS, IN A CHANGE OF TONY LYNN 15 AND OFFER OF GOOD WILL TAKE MWPP WITH NOSEPICK 29

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  3. IS ALSO NOT PERMITTED TO ENGAGE WITH LEADERSHIP GROUPS OF OTHER SUPER LEAGUE CLUBS.​
 

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