Sydney is such a ****weak club (premiership edition)

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Pffft.

We're on a losing streak to bird teams, now is your chance to strike!
We play St Kilda after the Swans. I dread playing a team that is neither a bird or animal. Infact a non-entity. The outcome could be horrendous.
 

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It is a shame that Buddy was forced to play on this year after he is clearly cooked just so that he can save for a deposit on a 2 bed 1 bath unit in Cabramatta. You hate to see it.
 
2 beds is optimistic let me assure you.
Nah they've put a mattress in the bathroom.

On the plus side you can now sublet that for $700 a week.
 
Nah they've put a mattress in the bathroom.

On the plus side you can now sublet that for $700 a week.
$700 hah? A bargain. Does it include a shower or just the matress on the floor?
 
$700 hah? A bargain. Does it include a shower or just the matress on the floor?
Fully serviced - you get access to the toilet and shower in the bathroom too, mainly because they couldn't figure out how to erect a wall through the middle of the bathroom to separate the mattress.
 
Brisbane is so piss weak the players sack themselves.

Too soon?

After their long and decorated careers, niether could bear the thought that, probably, video forever show them playing their last game against the Swans.
 

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Sydney are so pissweak, they think they will roll us while resting Budwah and Heeney. Got a real 'just show up and win' attitude about them this year.

Hopefully the underdog Lions can get the job done on the Gabba
 
Sydney are so pissweak, they think they will roll us while resting Budwah and Heeney. Got a real 'just show up and win' attitude about them this year.

Hopefully the underdog Lions can get the job done on the Gabba
Well... yeah. You realise that you guys are the Brisbane Lions right?
 
No Buddy, No Heeney, No free kicks, No chance....

On the brightside at least Gunston and Rich shat themselves at the prospect of facing us.

Maybe they are the one's umpiring tonight instead? ;)
Buddy is barely best 22 these days
 
He'd still be your best forward. I mean, yours is an essendon reject. Essendon! Imagine bearing that shame...
We make sure he baths every day, we're still trying to get rid of the stink!
 
Pretty sure that both of our clubs have teams that play in the VFL each week.
They played today I think. Probably a close tussle. Might go check the score.

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