Sydney is such a ****weak club (premiership edition)

[bato]

After the next 7 weeks I'm afraid to say yours will be covered in red.

As long as it looks better than our current Paddle Pop jumper - I wouldn't mind.

 

[bato]

Yeah!? And yours has a photo of Daniel Rich on it!

Todd Banfield more like it.

 

[Schache It Off]

The way Sydney played against Melbourne....Lions by 195

 

[jackess]

Wonder how many goals their $2 mil. a year key forwards Buddy and Tippet will kick against us.

 

[Ed_Gein]

The way Sydney played against Melbourne....Lions by 195

That still wouldn't be enough to get your % over 100

 

[jackess]

That still wouldn't be enough to get your % over 100

Kinda like how the AFL let you go over 100% of other teams salary caps to prop you guy up.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Kinda like how the AFL let you go over 100% of other teams salary caps to prop you guy up.

It was a pity allowance for being based in such a shit city. Can hardly blame the AFL.

 

[iBeng]

That still wouldn't be enough to get your % over 100

Percentage Persmentage, we just want to remind you that the glory days, which was just one in 2012, are over for you and your Mercs.

 

[RUNVS]

Percentage Persmentage, we just want to remind you that the glory days, which was just one in 2012, are over for you and your Mercs.

Buddy and Tippett plan on mooning Brown next week.

 

[jackess]

Buddy and Tippett plan on mooning Brown next week.

As long as Buddy doesn't moon him while driving. We wouldn't want him getting in anymore accidents.

 

[RUNVS]

As long as Buddy doesn't moon him while driving. We wouldn't want him getting in anymore accidents.

Crashing a Jeep isn't just a right, it is a responsibility.

 

[Nunez]

Crashing a Jeep isn't just a right, it is a responsibility.

*wipes tear* God bless this country

/national anthem

 

[iBeng]

Crashing a Jeep isn't just a right, it is a responsibility.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Percentage Persmentage, we just want to remind you that the glory days, which was just one in 2012, are over for you and your Mercs.

We've had more glory years than 2012. There was um, 2005 and then there was um another recent one back in 1933 i think. I'll have to ask my great, great granddad.

On a srs note, gutted for Daniel Rich, hope for a speedy recovery.

 

[dlanod]

Shame it's up at the Gabba because after being inspired by the Mariners' chant at the Wanderers last night, I was going to break out in song.

We don't have to live here!
No, we don't have to live here!
We don't have to leave here, unlike you!

Actual living locations of the singer in both cases are irrelevant to the sentiment expressed.

 

[Sanecow]

I'm coming up for the game and staying in the city. Is it best to just swim to the ground or can I catch a water taxi?

Reid to kick a lazy six.

 

[Tuco]

Shame it's up at the Gabba because after being inspired by the Mariners' chant at the Wanderers last night, I was going to break out in song.

We don't have to live here!
No, we don't have to live here!
We don't have to leave here, unlike you!

Actual living locations of the singer in both cases are irrelevant to the sentiment expressed.

Hmm actually that chant will be more apt at the Gabba than you think

Love this thread btw...taken in the right context of course. That context being not having to live anywhere near Logan

 

[dlanod]

I'm coming up for the game and staying in the city. Is it best to just swim to the ground or can I catch a water taxi?

Swim, it's fine - much safer in Brisbane.

I went swimming in the Parramatta River once. Came out with two less toes on one foot, and three extra fingers on the other.

 

[Tuco]

Percentage Persmentage, we just want to remind you that the glory days, which was just one in 2012, are over for you and your Mercs.

What's occured since the Lions glory days:

Roos has coached two clubs
Swans have won two Premierships
Lions have had three coaches
Fevola kicked 8 goals or more nine times...for Carlton
Friends went off the air
The following has been invented:
Facebook, the iPhone, Instagram, Smartphones, touch screen computers

Yeah I'll take my fond memories of two years ago gladly

 

[dlanod]

What's occured since the Lions glory days:

Roos has coached two clubs
Swans have won two Premierships
Lions have had three coaches
Fevola kicked 8 goals or more nine times...for Carlton
Friends went off the air
The following has been invented:
Facebook, the iPhone, Instagram, Smartphones, touch screen computers

Yeah I'll take my fond memories of two years ago gladly

What's happened since our third last premiership:

Roos has coached two clubs
Swans have won two Premierships
Lions have won two Premierships
Swans have had three coaches
Lions have had three coaches
Fevola kicked 8 goals or more nine times...for Carlton
Friends went off the air
The following has been invented:
Facebook, the iPhone, Instagram, Smartphones, touch screen computers

What's happened since the Swans' third last premiership:

Roos has coached two clubs (some things never change)
Swans have won two Premierships
Lions have won four Premierships
Swans have had 27 coaches
FM radio went on the air
Television went on the air
The following has been invented:
Facebook, the iPhone, Instagram, Smartphones, touch screen computers... Oh, and Monopoly, nuclear power and weapons, canned beer, radar, LSD, teflon, the credit card, the computer, the pill, the laser, the internet...

 

[RUNVS]

Swim, it's fine - much safer in Brisbane.

I went swimming in the Parramatta River once. Came out with two less toes on one foot, and three extra fingers on the other.

Two fewer toes

 

[Skoob]

I'm coming up for the game and staying in the city. Is it best to just swim to the ground or can I catch a water taxi?

Reid to kick a lazy six.

Unlike Sydney Football Club, flooding here is a rare event, as opposed to a lifestyle choice.

 

[jackess]

I'm coming up for the game and staying in the city. Is it best to just swim to the ground or can I catch a water taxi?

Reid to kick a lazy six.

Stay down in the Gold Coast and catch the hovercraft to Brisbane.

 

[Tuco]

Merrett's totally awesome tweety bird tattoos.

That is all.

 

[Skoob]

I hear Buddy's driving the team bus up