Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon II - over 6500 days since EFC won a final / AC signs w NM, EFC implode / RIP D2D and T_S

[Jade]

Davey twin - one is terrible and did their ACL at the start of the year - maybe a sympathy rookie spot.

If Zurhaar leaves *ess would be the last place he ends up - he has made it clear he is against drugs.

Well this is awkward…

 

[Le Grille]

Well this is awkward…

Not at present. I wouldn’t credit Edmund with being accurate when it comes to us.

 

[Massive Unit]

Well this is awkward…

Yup, * getting knocked back by the Bull because he wants to play in a final at some stage in the next few years is very awkward indeed....

 

[Hojuman]

Yup, * getting knocked back by the Bull because he wants to play in a final at some stage in the next few years is very awkward indeed....

" winning final " Massive

 

[ItsBman]

Can’t wait to see the joke of a trade the scum and Dodoro offer North for Zurhaar


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[The Nostradamus]

Can’t wait to see the joke of a trade the scum and Dodoro offer North for Zurhaar


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wont get to that

he'll re-sign with us

 

[Le Grille]

Can’t wait to see the joke of a trade the scum and Dodoro offer North for Zurhaar


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Lucky for us you blokes are in for him too

 

[Jade]

wont get to that

he'll re-sign with us

Probably.

I hope for your sake he does.

He’s not a star by any stretch, but he’s one of VERY FEW talents on your list.

No price would be high enough to cover the absolute gut punch it’d be if he left.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Probably.

I hope for your sake he does.

He’s not a star by any stretch, but he’s one of VERY FEW talents on your list.

No price would be high enough to cover the absolute gut punch it’d be if he left.

Jade, I've always considered you the best of a bad bunch, but even you are as completely ignorant on football talent as your pea-brained mates who turn up here occasionally. Here are our undeniably true talents.

Stephenson
JHF
LDU
Cunnington
Simpkin
Larkey
Goldstein
McKay
Powell
Curtis
Thomas
Zurhaar

Over 1/4 of the list. Not VERY FEW (all capitals) except by a moronic interpretation of the term.

Some would add others (e.g. Phillips, Hall)

 

[Jade]

Jade, I've always considered you the best of a bad bunch, but even you are as completely ignorant on football talent as your pea-brained mates who turn up here occasionally. Here are our undeniably true talents.

Stephenson
JHF
LDU
Cunnington
Simpkin
Larkey
Goldstein
McKay
Powell
Curtis
Thomas
Zurhaar

Over 1/4 of the list. Not VERY FEW (all capitals) except by a moronic interpretation of the term.

Some would add others (e.g. Phillips, Hall)

Two things:

1. My intent was to highlight talent that could, hypothetically be around if you started to climb the ladder and position yourself for top four.

Goldstein? Cunnington? No.

Which brings me to…

2. Talent. Talent?? Mannnnn you are reaching HARD.

Goldy is a great player - but he has zero, literally zero chance of being a part of any North success.

Cunnington - and here’s where the reaching really starts getting a bit cringeworthy. Good player? 100%. A great servant. Reminds me of what Brent Stanton was at Essendon. But some ‘talent’ worth holding up? Christ…

You’ve named Stephenson for god sake. A player that no one wanted, and has done very little to improve that standing.

Zurhaar is looking (I think he’ll stay). JHF clearly isn’t happy (I think he’ll go).

I’ll give you McKay and LDU. Got news for you though - 17 other clubs have eight or ten players of that ilk and demographic.

You blokes are in a world of hurt - list is trash; and most fair minded people would agree.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Two things:

1. My intent was to highlight talent that could, hypothetically be around if you started to climb the ladder and position yourself for top four.

Goldstein? Cunnington? No.

Which brings me to…

2. Talent. Talent?? Mannnnn you are reaching HARD.

Goldy is a great player - but he has zero, literally zero chance of being a part of any North success.

Cunnington - and here’s where the reaching really starts getting a bit cringeworthy. Good player? 100%. A great servant. Reminds me of what Brent Stanton was at Essendon. But some ‘talent’ worth holding up? Christ…

You’ve named Stephenson for god sake. A player that no one wanted, and has done very little to improve that standing.

Zurhaar is looking (I think he’ll stay). JHF clearly isn’t happy (I think he’ll go).

I’ll give you McKay and LDU. Got news for you though - 17 other clubs have eight or ten players of that ilk and demographic.

You blokes are in a world of hurt - list is trash; and most fair minded people would agree.

I'm not here to argue the list with you. You're wrong, because you're ignorant.

And I see the pea-heart has slunk back in. What a pathetic loser.

 

[shinboner magic]

Probably.

I hope for your sake he does.

He’s not a star by any stretch, but he’s one of VERY FEW talents on your list.

No price would be high enough to cover the absolute gut punch it’d be if he left.

Your last 18 yrs has been like getting punch in the Crown Jewels.
Clarko is coming and he won’t let your little fairies that skirt every contest run free - world of hurt will continue for your downhill skiers
* are flying towards 10k days

Always a pleasure

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Is Dodo trying to whiteant evryone else to keep his record days wothout a final win intact?

 

[Lomas]

Is Dodo trying to whiteant evryone else to keep his record days wothout a final win intact?

Well I could see why he is upset. He has been consistently winning trade eon for decades, and with that football department it’s like casting pearls before swine. Or some other * delusion.

 

[giantroo]

Is Dodo trying to whiteant evryone else to keep his record days wothout a final win intact?

 

[boncer34]

Is Dodo trying to whiteant evryone else to keep his record days wothout a final win intact?

Of course he is. And our moron board and members will let him.

 

[DesertRoo]

Of course he is. And our moron board and members will let him.

 

[boncer34]

I've been campaigning against Dodoro for years now on our board.

Him needing to go is probably the only thing you guys have ever got right in this thread.

 

[Wild Bill]

I've been campaigning against Dodoro for years now on our board.

Him needing to go is probably the only thing you guys have ever got right in this thread.

No - we are campaigning for him to stay - forever.

Looking forward to him wasting pick 5 on a 180cm half back flanker.

 

[Lomas]

No - we are campaigning for him to stay - forever.

Looking forward to him wasting pick 5 on a 180cm half back flanker.

Unfortunately the AFL secret recipe will give them pick 6 for Shortstepple. Don’t ask me how, but odds on.

 

[see see]

I've been campaigning against Dodoro for years now on our board.

Him needing to go is probably the only thing you guys have ever got right in this thread.

What about the whole "days since ..." thing? I reckon we've nailed that one.

PS -

 

[ferball]

I've been campaigning against Dodoro for years now on our board.

Him needing to go is probably the only thing you guys have ever got right in this thread.

Waht ... you lot have actually won a final in the last 6000 days?

i must have missed that.

 

[Liam Boy]

I've been campaigning against Dodoro for years now on our board.

Him needing to go is probably the only thing you guys have ever got right in this thread.

that's not true. we predicted the outcome of all of Essendon's finals appearances!

 

[DapperDon]

Waht ... you lot have actually won a final in the last 6000 days?

i must have missed that.

Didn't we win our last 8 GF's against you guys?

 

[ferball]

Didn't we win our last 8 GF's against you guys?

I guess that's a big part of your problem.