TD's 2015 Random Footy Thoughts Thread

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I fancy women with petite looks and build. I am with Dave on this one. I have already had one woman who kicked my arse and I don't want another.

They call it yellow fever.
 

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I fancy women with petite looks and build. I am with Dave on this one. I have already had one woman who kicked my arse and I don't want another.
There is great wisdom in your words.
A Haiku poem is called for:

Petite is happy
Strong and might is sad
Easy, stay single
 
Quiche is worse.
Especially with the bacon bits or ham bits, spoils it for me, as they are ok
But cold, ewww and with grizzly meat bits just tops off the poor cold dish
 
Especially with the bacon bits or ham bits, spoils it for me, as they are ok
But cold, ewww and with grizzly meat bits just tops off the poor cold dish

Quiche is served in hell.
 
A woman with balls
Only intimidates men.
Petite and shy is best.

I am married to a very strong career driven woman. And I thank god I am because she has been able to support me when the chips are down. I also have two strong daughters who are very unlikely to be dominated by a man.
 
I am married to a very strong career driven woman. And I thank god I am because she has been able to support me when the chips are down. I also have two strong daughters who are very unlikely to be dominated by a man.
I changed the last line because the syllable count was wrong. Your wife seems very tolerant of the time you spend on BF!
 
I changed the last line because the syllable count was wrong. Your wife seems very tolerant of the time you spend on BF!
That is very very witty
I likes
 

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So said ben cousins
Forgetful chap he be
So he wrote it as a message on his chest

F*ck Ben Cousins...
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