Entertainment & Music Terrible Song Lyrics

[jackn]

I'm afraid of a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast

Life by Des'ree

Was popular in the late 90's I think, I still remember those lyrics.

 

[krisholio14]

I'm afraid of a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast

Life by Des'ree

Was popular in the late 90's I think, I still remember those lyrics.

Came here to post that. Absolutely appalling.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Blind Melon - 3 Is The Magic Number.

 

[SugarShane]

The entirety of that God awful "I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker" song that was all the rage a few years back. None of it made sense at all.

 

[kickazz]

Second verse.

For those who've come across the seas,
Christmas Island is over there.

EFA

 

[Jimmy1992]

I heard this on the radio the other day and we've had the Favourite lyrics thread, so I thought there might be some interest in this. This is from Taylor Henderson (not sure who that is):

Oh Love, Love is a feeling that you feel

And from the vault:

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.

Posted this in the other thread it's "Love is a feeling that you fear"
Edit: already corrected

 

[Jimmy1992]

My nomination - 2 Chainz verse in Jason Derulo's "Talk Dirty"

Dos Cadenas, close to genius
Sold out arenas, you can suck my penis
Get with arenas, guns on deck
Chest to chest, tongue on neck
International oral sex
Every picture I take, I pose a threat
Boat or jet, what do you expect?
Her pussy so good I bought her a pet
Anyway, every day I'm trying to get to it
Got her saved in my phone under "Big Booty"
Anyway, every day I'm trying to get to it
Got her saved in my phone under "Big Booty"

All of Trumpets by Jason Derulo.

Pretty much all of Timber - Kesha and Pitbull.

All of Warrior by Havana Brown.

 

[worbod]

"Oh the premiership's a cakewalk
for the good old Collingwood"

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Second verse.

For those who've come across the seas,
We've boundless plains to share.

Not anymore.

There's a good reason why the second verse is never sung.

 

[bkozican]

Anything by Lil Wayne

I seen the thread title and immediately thought Lil Wayne.......A few examples

“I’m falling for you baby, I need a parachute / So wet, I need a wetsuit.”

“The Uzi go ‘brrr,’ Stutter” + “Sour Ds and a Swisher Sweet, Sweet and sour” + “I’m a fu***n assassin, you should jump in a casket.”

 

[raskolnikov]

Katy Perry - "You're going to hear me roar."

Why? Did you have cabbage soup for lunch?

 

[MarcusP2]

Speaking of national anthems the last verse of God save the queen is about murdering Scots. Quality. And the Dutch national anthem is about being loyal to the King of Spain.

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[The Passenger]

A guy who's music I quite enjoy but this line is terrible. 6 year old stuff.

Hanni El Khatib - Family

Cause we are, we are family
We are family
F-A-M-I-L-Y till the day we die

 

[RoOGrrrl]

"Tush" by ZZ Top​

​

I been up, I been down.​

Take my word, my way around.​

I ain't askin' for much.​

I said, Lord, take me downtown,​

I'm just lookin' for some tush.​

​

I been bad, I been good,​

Dallas, Texas, Hollywood.​

I ain't askin' for much.​

I said, Lord, take me downtown,​

I'm just lookin' for some tush.​

​

Take me back way back home,​

not by myself, not alone.​

I ain't askin' for much.​

I said, Lord, take me downtown,​

I'm just lookin' for some tush.​

​

Men of simple pleasures, and lyrics too, so it would seem. Lucky they can play.​

 

[krisholio14]

That's an awesome song, and Blind Melons version is not the original.

 

[krisholio14]

I'd say the lyrics to Black Eyed Peas 'My Humps' qualifies for this thread.

 

[Plugger35]

Always hated this song for both the music and lyrics.



Oh, place your hands on my hope,
Run your fingers through my soul.
And the way that I feel right now
Oh lord it may go

So place your hands on my hope,
Run your fingers through my soul.
And the way that I feel right now
Oh lord it may go.

Put your hands on, put your hands on.
Put your hands on, put your hands on.

You know you cannot hide, from what's inside.
You know you cannot hide, from what's inside.
So I ask of you, to help me through,
I ask of you, this thing to do

Put your hands on, put your hands on.
Put your hands on, put your hands on.

So lay me down, for a while.
Join my body, with my mind.
Oh, I cried at the common one
4 weeks aft' he died.

Put your hands on, put your hands on.


Can't understand why that song became so popular in pubs and clubs around the world, it's like something Harry O Lumumba would write.

 

[Scotland]

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

These two are funnier if you are a fan of Shaun Micallef...

Doctor, doctor, give me the news
I've got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of lovin' you

Coast to coast - LA to Chicago

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Always hated this song for both the music and lyrics.



Oh, place your hands on my hope,
Run your fingers through my soul.
And the way that I feel right now
Oh lord it may go

So place your hands on my hope,
Run your fingers through my soul.
And the way that I feel right now
Oh lord it may go.

Put your hands on, put your hands on.
Put your hands on, put your hands on.

You know you cannot hide, from what's inside.
You know you cannot hide, from what's inside.
So I ask of you, to help me through,
I ask of you, this thing to do

Put your hands on, put your hands on.
Put your hands on, put your hands on.

So lay me down, for a while.
Join my body, with my mind.
Oh, I cried at the common one
4 weeks aft' he died.

Put your hands on, put your hands on.


Can't understand why that song became so popular in pubs and clubs around the world, it's like something Harry O Lumumba would write.

That song is so shit it should be removed from all radio.

 

[Rooz90]

My nomination - 2 Chainz verse in Jason Derulo's "Talk Dirty"

Dos Cadenas, close to genius
Sold out arenas, you can suck my penis
Get with arenas, guns on deck
Chest to chest, tongue on neck
International oral sex
Every picture I take, I pose a threat
Boat or jet, what do you expect?
Her pussy so good I bought her a pet
Anyway, every day I'm trying to get to it
Got her saved in my phone under "Big Booty"
Anyway, every day I'm trying to get to it
Got her saved in my phone under "Big Booty"

All of Trumpets by Jason Derulo.

Pretty much all of Timber - Kesha and Pitbull.

All of Warrior by Havana Brown.

Shite song

 

[MisterMarcus]

More than a few New Order songs here. Bernard Sumner can come up with some classic lines but also spewed out some utter tripe...

"But out there the world is a wonderful place, with mountains, lakes and the human race"

"Your country is such a wonderful place/it pales my England into disgrace/to buy a drink there is so much more reasonable/I think I'll go there when it gets seasonable"

"I have always thought about/staying in and going out/tonight I should have stayed at home/playing with my pleasure zone!"

"Every second counts, when I am with you/I think you are a pig, you should be in a zoo!" (this one is So Bad It's Good).

 

[BotsMaster]

Anything by Lil Wayne

 

[timtamWB]

Most of the generic pop they put out. Just a selection:

Call Me Maybe. "Before you came into my life I missed you so bad"

Rude by Magic. "Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too? Why you gotta be so rude? I'm gonna marry her anyway." That whole song is horrible, but insanely catchy and I hate it because of that.

Trumpets by Jason Derulo. "Is it weird that your ass reminds me of a Kanye West song? Is it weird that your bra reminds me of a Katy Perry song?" Yes. Yes it is Jason.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

If Taylor Swift knew he was trouble before he walked in, why did she go out with him in the first place?

 

[Quivorir]

If Taylor Swift knew he was trouble before he walked in, why did she go out with him in the first place?

So she could write a song about their break up. Duh.