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The Cheer Squad Banner, Friday April 8 2011, Round 3 Vs Carlton Football Club.
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PieBeast
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Re: The cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
The Premiers are here to put on a clinic
To win the Flags we don't need any gimmicks
No slogans required, thats just plain lame
We hope you at carlscum are ready for pain
The Premiers are here to put on a clinic
To win the Flags we don't need any gimmicks
No slogans required, thats just plain lame
We hope you at carlscum are ready for pain
Re: The cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
Haha, this one is my favourite.
Haha, this one is my favourite.
Greening Magic
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Re: The cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
Probably wont fit this on the banner.
'We are coming' is what they did brag,
but what they 'cooked' made them all gag.
They stole Swann and our VFL coach,
but an AFL Flag you cannot poach.
Judd won the Brownlow and Swanny came third,
the umpires voting, officially absurd.
Now they've boarded the bus and hit the road,
thrown out the 'passengers' to lighten the load.
But the Pies don't need slogans, cos we've got a new tag,
We are the 'PREMIERS', so unfurl the FLAG.
A shorter alternative:
WE PITY YOU COS YOU'RE SH1T.
Probably wont fit this on the banner.
'We are coming' is what they did brag,
but what they 'cooked' made them all gag.
They stole Swann and our VFL coach,
but an AFL Flag you cannot poach.
Judd won the Brownlow and Swanny came third,
the umpires voting, officially absurd.
Now they've boarded the bus and hit the road,
thrown out the 'passengers' to lighten the load.
But the Pies don't need slogans, cos we've got a new tag,
We are the 'PREMIERS', so unfurl the FLAG.
A shorter alternative:
WE PITY YOU COS YOU'RE SH1T.
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Re: The cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
Love it (the long version), but I will never, NEVER pity the scum or it's supporters, under any circumstances.
No matter what is on the banner, the moment that will really "bite into the scums hearts" is when the 2010 AFL Premiership Flag is raised in front of the Ponsford Stand, and the long slow Collingwood chant goes up.
The banner is just a tease, the real great moment will be the unfurling itself, to watch those pricks squirm in their seats.
Probably wont fit this on the banner.
'We are coming' is what they did brag,
but what they 'cooked' made them all gag.
They stole Swann and our VFL coach,
but an AFL Flag you cannot poach.
Judd won the Brownlow and Swanny came third,
the umpires voting, officially absurd.
Now they've boarded the bus and hit the road,
thrown out the 'passengers' to lighten the load.
But the Pies don't need slogans, cos we've got a new tag,
We are the 'PREMIERS', so unfurl the FLAG.
A shorter alternative:
WE PITY YOU COS YOU'RE SH1T.
Love it (the long version), but I will never, NEVER pity the scum or it's supporters, under any circumstances.
No matter what is on the banner, the moment that will really "bite into the scums hearts" is when the 2010 AFL Premiership Flag is raised in front of the Ponsford Stand, and the long slow Collingwood chant goes up.
The banner is just a tease, the real great moment will be the unfurling itself, to watch those pricks squirm in their seats.
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Re: The cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
very right matty - the banner is step 17 in the 20 step process.
18 is watching the unfurling and giving filth grief.
19 is joining the chant and giving filth grief.
20 is watching the lads win and giving filth grief.
the first 16 are you own needs to prepare - those last 4 are mantatory.
there have been some excellent options provided.
i recommend you provide only those youd let ya 10 year old read.
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i wandered over to the filth board and said we were rapt to be unfurling against them, and also mentioned this thread - in turn theyve ruined their discussion of the 2011 fixture and turned it into a copy cat, with various verses that do prove brain cells are not a pre-requisite to barracking for the filth. they are so stupid.
No matter what is on the banner, the moment that will really "bite into the scums hearts" is when the 2010 AFL Premiership Flag is raised in front of the Ponsford Stand, and the long slow Collingwood chant goes up.
The banner is just a tease, the real great moment will be the unfurling itself, to watch those pricks squirm in their seats.
very right matty - the banner is step 17 in the 20 step process.
18 is watching the unfurling and giving filth grief.
19 is joining the chant and giving filth grief.
20 is watching the lads win and giving filth grief.
the first 16 are you own needs to prepare - those last 4 are mantatory.
there have been some excellent options provided.
i recommend you provide only those youd let ya 10 year old read.
**************
i wandered over to the filth board and said we were rapt to be unfurling against them, and also mentioned this thread - in turn theyve ruined their discussion of the 2011 fixture and turned it into a copy cat, with various verses that do prove brain cells are not a pre-requisite to barracking for the filth. they are so stupid.
Re: The cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
love it
Probably wont fit this on the banner.
'We are coming' is what they did brag,
but what they 'cooked' made them all gag.
They stole Swann and our VFL coach,
but an AFL Flag you cannot poach.
Judd won the Brownlow and Swanny came third,
the umpires voting, officially absurd.
Now they've boarded the bus and hit the road,
thrown out the 'passengers' to lighten the load.
But the Pies don't need slogans, cos we've got a new tag,
We are the 'PREMIERS', so unfurl the FLAG.
A shorter alternative:
WE PITY YOU COS YOU'RE SH1T.
love it
Re: the cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
The mighty pies, 22 strong;
behind the adoring throng,
As our flag unfurls,
We'll pulvurise those blue girls.
The mighty pies, 22 strong;
behind the adoring throng,
As our flag unfurls,
We'll pulvurise those blue girls.
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Re: The cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
Brown paper bags, Juddy and Ratten
Prepare yourselves Carlton
you're about to be flattened
Flip side would be the obvious Premiers 2010 and trophy
Brown paper bags, Juddy and Ratten
Prepare yourselves Carlton
you're about to be flattened
Flip side would be the obvious Premiers 2010 and trophy
Re: The cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
A short and simple one: Premierships aren't won on Brownlow night.
Re: The cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
Even though it's carlton, I don't think we should rub it in too much and just be a bit humble.
carlton you useless pieces of shit,
As if Judd cares about your list,
I say, as I drink from the 2010 Cup,
We ****ed your miserable shit up.
Even though it's carlton, I don't think we should rub it in too much and just be a bit humble.
carlton you useless pieces of shit,
As if Judd cares about your list,
I say, as I drink from the 2010 Cup,
We ****ed your miserable shit up.
Re: The cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
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Collingwood Premiers 2010
And we're only getting started
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Carlton ... Swann, Brown and Richardson
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
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Can you smell what we've been cooking up?
How would you like your premiership humble pie served?
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Carlton Premierships...only available in VHS and Film
Carlton Premierships Rated M (For viewers aged 15+)
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Collingwood Premiers 2010
And we're only getting started
***
Carlton ... Swann, Brown and Richardson
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
***
Can you smell what we've been cooking up?
How would you like your premiership humble pie served?
***
Carlton Premierships...only available in VHS and Film
Carlton Premierships Rated M (For viewers aged 15+)
***
TonyFrancis
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Re: the cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
Winner, winner chicken dinner.
Winner, winner chicken dinner.
Re: the cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
Nards just looking @ ur sig reminds me of our dominance early on, 4 in a row from 27 thru 30 is unbelievable but go back to 1917 and forward to 1936 and that is 8 flags in 18 years which is just about inconceivable.
Nards just looking @ ur sig reminds me of our dominance early on, 4 in a row from 27 thru 30 is unbelievable but go back to 1917 and forward to 1936 and that is 8 flags in 18 years which is just about inconceivable.
Re: The cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
Some great work across the board, but this one so far is the winner. It encapsulates their recent slogans with a big f--k off at the end.
As mentioned by someone here already, you need to ensure the literature on the banner can be read by a 10 year old.
Most important aspect of the night is that we take home the 4 points. There is nothing we can do about the 3 votes that will go to JUDD.
Some great work across the board, but this one so far is the winner. It encapsulates their recent slogans with a big f--k off at the end.
As mentioned by someone here already, you need to ensure the literature on the banner can be read by a 10 year old.
Most important aspect of the night is that we take home the 4 points. There is nothing we can do about the 3 votes that will go to JUDD.
Return of the Pies
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Re: The cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
We came and we conquered,
We loved celebrating.
You told us you're coming...
We're still f*cking waiting!
We came and we conquered,
We loved celebrating.
You told us you're coming...
We're still f*cking waiting!
handy point
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Re: The cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
Can you fit 1,000 words onto a banner?
Yes.
Yes you can.
Can you fit 1,000 words onto a banner?
Yes.
Yes you can.
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Re: The cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
Your passengers skited,
"'We're coming" was heard;
But we smelt what you're cooking
It stinks like a t*rd
Your passengers skited,
"'We're coming" was heard;
But we smelt what you're cooking
It stinks like a t*rd
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Re: The cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
The Club - Premiers!
The Club - Premiers!
Re: the cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
Mate, I love you dearly, but seriously...........
Look, make no mistake, I'm all for history, the second coming*, the invention of fire, Columbus discovering whatever the **** he discovered, the first mating of Adam and Eve, DTM's great-great-great parents' eyes meeting over a campfire out the front of their cave in Southern Ethiopia....
* utter bullshit
Mate, I love you dearly, but seriously...........
Look, make no mistake, I'm all for history, the second coming*, the invention of fire, Columbus discovering whatever the **** he discovered, the first mating of Adam and Eve, DTM's great-great-great parents' eyes meeting over a campfire out the front of their cave in Southern Ethiopia....
* utter bullshit
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Re: the cheer squad banner, friday april 8 2011, round 3 VS THE FILTH.
Hey....He's comin'. A raptor told me.
Mate, I love you dearly, but seriously...........
Look, make no mistake, I'm all for history, the second coming*, the invention of fire, Columbus discovering whatever the **** he discovered, the first mating of Adam and Eve, DTM's great-great-great parents' eyes meeting over a campfire out the front of their cave in Southern Ethiopia....
* utter bullshit
Hey....He's comin'. A raptor told me.
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