The Clayton Oliver Statistical Analysis Thread

[BartBart]

He was shocked by the contact that knocked him on his bum. He then proceeded to turn onto his stomach and writhe around in pain shock for a bit longer.

Scared not shocked (Oliver's words).

You're correct they are different but one shows a penchant for doing it in play nearly every time he is near the ball while the other (half his size) bustles his way through and wins it more often than not.
I didn't like what Oliver did and think he definitely overcooked it but one made a mistake and is a tough footballer. The other is a skirt.

Mistakes (plural). Done the same thing twice trying to get a player reported by flopping.

 

[Sando22]

Mistakes (plural). Done the same thing twice trying to get a player reported by flopping

Righto, twice.

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[astro1212]

Similar to the one that skirt James Aish wears to keep his hair looking good? Bloke let his missus walk in the rain while he hogged the brolly! Yeah I reckon he wouldn't bother with that and are you implying opposition players are going to run around trying to knock him out? That should bode well for them. Oh wait wait wait, you're still salty about those umpires on QB right? Grudge much!?

I think that first line is perfect for you: "A little perspective goes a long way".

Anyway, back to discussing Oliver and his diving....

 

[Sando22]

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I think that first line is perfect for you: "A little perspective goes a long way".

Anyway, back to discussing Oliver and his diving....

The ground is wet where their feet are...

 

[woosha24]

Im not on the FaceSpaces like today's young people, but if I was I would be tempted to post a link to this thread on Oliver's page.

If nothing else it might get him to realise that people are starting to wake up to his antics.

 

[markm106]

Im not on the FaceSpaces like today's young people, but if I was I would be tempted to post a link to this thread on Oliver's page.

If nothing else it might get him to realise that people are starting to wake up to his antics.

I'd be reasonably confident he's getting some feedback on social media this week.

 

[Duskfire]

Righto, twice.

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And I wouldn't exactly say Darling has a great reputation either. He carries that shit with him everywhere, much like Lindsay Thomas, much like Selwood.

 

[half_back_flank]

Im not on the FaceSpaces like today's young people, but if I was I would be tempted to post a link to this thread on Oliver's page.

If nothing else it might get him to realise that people are starting to wake up to his antics.

Doubt he's on FaceSpaces, more likely to be on BookFace.

 

[Russian Demon]

Doubt he's on FaceSpaces, more likely to be on BookFace.

Or on ElbowFace?

 

[markm106]

I heard his MySpace account is awesome.

 

[Satan]

I heard his MySpace account is awesome.

And he uses alta vista

 

[The_Wookie]

ok enough.

This is bay level discussion, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.